Would you mind if I took a seat?

[Samurai Barry]

Hello! 


I've come from the past to a land of great contrast!


This site has quite the stylistic brand, and I do hope my time here will be grand.


I beg thee, ignore my oddity.


Or perhaps you will embrace it in a single step of grace.


Anyway, yes! I suppose I should give you wonderful lot the run-down, yes? 


I'm Barry, that'd be both my name and alias, call me whatever you'd like, of course. Conveniently, NSP created a wonderful song which assisted me greatly in finding a theme for my undoubtedly shoddy account!


I've been rping for a short while, though nothing too special, I do believe I can write something mildly acceptable. My posting length could best be described as "eh" Meaning; it's not exactly set at any bar. I'll keep up with your preferences!


Hobbies? Oh, yes. Gaming would be a big one, photo manipulation, though I can't draw from scratch to save my life. 


I've rambled for a while now, your turn, I suppose. Any questions, ask away, any offers to start up a story, I'll take 'em! 


Have a fantastic *insert applicable time period here* everyone!


-Barry

 

[Natealie]

That was amazing! We're glad to have you!

 

[Samurai Barry]

@Natealie


Oh, Shia, always a joy ^^


Thanks for the welcome!

 

[The Mechanist]

Welcome friend ^-^


I so hope you will stay!


here in this great site where we roleplay!


Believe me when say


That no one here will judge you or your oddity


here in this site where everyone is treated equally


I myself like you already, you made me smile  


so please friend, feel free to stay a while.

 

[Unrlstic]

Hey Barry, welcome to RPN!!! 


My names Jeanne, but honestly you could call me whatever as long as its not disrespectful.


People on this site are great, and very kind, which you've already seen first hand for yourself with @Natealie up there. We have very talented writers here, and so many genres, so I'm sure you'll find your niche really really soon.


The site is about to undergo some big changes in a few days so If you don't find anyone to roleplay with this week, or even halfway through next, don't worry. People are deciding to start their projects AFTER the site update so it might take some time. 


Feel free to PM me or the mods if you have any questions. You'll fit right in very soon. I hope this becomes a permanent roleplaying site for you. :')

 

[Windsock]

Yo, you think you can just fuckin' rhyme? You continue that shit you'll have a bad time.


something something rap rap

 

[Soz]

Yo, you think you can just fuckin' rhyme? You continue that shit you'll have a bad time.

I was just gonna say bro.  I got like SIX soundcloud rappers in my neighborhood. Yellawolf himself is from my town (true story actually).  

@Samurai Barry gonna get a dis trak on him day one.


Oh, and welcome and such.  Everyone here is pretty neat.

 

[Windsock]

 Never heard of it, but cool?

 

[Samurai Barry]

Thanks for the welcome, as well as the warning @mísogi I'll be sure to keep that in mind! 


So you think you can spit some hot fire? If I said I was scared I'd be a hell of a liar. You step up to me I'll knock you back on the floor, you'll regret ever coming back for more! You're no rapper, @Windsock You couldn't even qualify for an album of rock!


Yeah, I've noticed @Soz seems like ya'll are pretty fun! Can't say I've heard of Yellawolf, I'm not much of a rap guy to be honest. 

 

[Soz]

Yeah, I've noticed @Soz seems like ya'll are pretty fun! Can't say I've heard of Yellawolf, I'm not much of a rap guy to be honest. 

I'm not either, I was being facetious. (;＾◇＾ゝ   I've just started coming here myself.  People will understand that I'm a goof ball that says serious sounding things that are meant in satirical context that are using mocking of a particular form of pop culture.  I suppose my brand of humor requires people to understand the culture I'm making fun of in order for it to actually be funny.   One chick said to me, "I don't understand anything you say.  It makes you kind of mysterious." and then I was like, "Yeah, most of it is just references to a children's card game, and satire."   She stopped talking to me very quickly after.