Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
Seriously?
Are y'all stupid or somethin'?
Obviously, Buccellati should be real. He can taste when ya lyin'.
But in all seriousness, Sanguinius from Warhammer 40,000.
If he existed, this world would be a happy place. We're talking about the same fabulous angel-guy that broke the back of a greater deamon of khorne (the murder god of blood) with his knee, while both of his legs were broken, and snapped the same deamon's wing off with enough balls to throw in a snarky comment: "Only angels may fly," before throwing said deamon back into the warp-hole it literally crawled out of. All to protect your wife and children.
If Sanguinius existed, life would be better. He could just kill all of the diabolical sons of bitches and look cool while doing it. Look at dat wingspan. These dayum wings be bulletproof, man.
Are y'all stupid or somethin'?
Obviously, Buccellati should be real. He can taste when ya lyin'.
But in all seriousness, Sanguinius from Warhammer 40,000.
If he existed, this world would be a happy place. We're talking about the same fabulous angel-guy that broke the back of a greater deamon of khorne (the murder god of blood) with his knee, while both of his legs were broken, and snapped the same deamon's wing off with enough balls to throw in a snarky comment: "Only angels may fly," before throwing said deamon back into the warp-hole it literally crawled out of. All to protect your wife and children.
If Sanguinius existed, life would be better. He could just kill all of the diabolical sons of bitches and look cool while doing it. Look at dat wingspan. These dayum wings be bulletproof, man.