I am always either Slytherin or Hufflepuff - but the Hufflepuff common room is next to the kitchens and I think that's 90% of the reason I feel more connected to them
I am not witty and clever.
I am not brave and chivalrous.
I am not sly and cunning.
I all I have is jar-jar-binks levels of aptitude for everything I try and have to work my butt off to improve.
I am not a leader type, but prefer to be a good loyal friend and always be honest.