Other What's the deal with people with ugly usernames?

I'm ugly in real life, so I chose a ugly username and an ugly avatar to match my real life qualities.
 
Define "ugly"


What do you think is "ugly"? Because throwing that word around is pretty careless, and could actually hurt someone very deeply.


You may not like the way people chose their usernames and avatars, but both mean something to that specific user.


You seem to have a skewed opinion of how things should be. First "weird anime" and now "ugly usernames."


You're doing wonders for my post count, though.
 
Whats with people and having dumb profile pics?  Why can't everyone just use a cat instead?  Are cats not good enough for you??  I do not understand.


(This is just satire b t w you're all beautiful <3)
 
Whats with people and having dumb profile pics?  Why can't everyone just use a cat instead?  Are cats not good enough for you??  I do not understand.


(This is just satire b t w you're all beautiful <3)





 

You can join the cat army or the shibe army. (I forgot my avatar isn't a cat anymore and now I am sad)
 
Because the mechanist is the hero the commonwealth deserves!
 
Whats up with these threads like this anyways lol.


I feel like some people are atually taking this seriously
 
Define "ugly"

Let me give you an example


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>:P


OMG I JUST REALIZED THAT ITS A KITTY :D

ITS BEAUTIFUL!
 
I am omnipotent, all is before me and all has been judged.


and I say everyone is beautiful ;3
 
My username and pictures are based on what I think is the best indie series of all time, so there's that.
 
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As a vaguely serious answer, and only my observations:


The internet offers us anonymity - yet oddly enough, we seek out identity. We like to feel that we're special, unique, different, so on. On the internet where anonymity is default, some of us try to gain identity through a single username. Place yourself all over the internet under the same label - it creates a kind of "legacy".


The unfortunate thing is - we often start with this kind of behaviour as adolescents. Well, I know I did. And younger adolescents ... well, they aren't the best at picking out names. They'll try take a name that's cool or edgy - and surprise surprise, it's already taken. So dead-set on keeping that edgy, cool name, they stick some random capitals in there and maybe whack a number on the end until thy find a free username that conveys their original intent.


From there - they just stick with it. They stick with that until they're all over the internet under that name, and as they grow up, they still hang onto that original name - even if they might never choose that name normally. That's how we have so many "XDarkSlayerX666"s roaming about.


I was like that for a while - albiet a touch less edgy. At a certain point I realized that my "legacy" wasn't something I wanted to be remembered for - so, I abandoned it. Took a new username at the age of 18, and this time I put more time into coming up with something that I liked - and something I didn't think I would tire of.
 
You fool. The Borkus Lazorus is just a ugly username? You dare sully and insult the name of the Borkus Lazorus? Your arrogance astounds me, Zombopocalypse. For you see, Zombopocalypse, the name of the Borkus Lazorus isn't merely just the name of an average teenage suck-up roleplayer who desperately is looking for attention. No, it is the stuff of legends. A myth that makes mortals weep and gods shudder with quaking fear. When the name of the Borkus Lazorus is uttered or stuttered by the lips of a unfaithful non-believer, it radiates throughout time. Throughout space. Throughout dimensions. Throughout the entire multiverse. Through existence itself. It affects everything just by being present. 


As for you, what does your name and avatar represent, symbolise, Zombopocalypse? It is mundane, common as the dirt in which humans have defecated in and earthworms have devoured for millinea. It is the name that when everyone tries to speak of it, they can't for its sheer lack of vision floods their throat with bile and vomit. Your avatar matches the name in its horrendous. What better way to represent the true nature of your name than the rotting head of a human cadavar? It is characteristic of everything that you are. Old. Decaying. Dying. For you see, the Borkus Lazorus stands strong and still while the name of the Zombocalypse is merely chaff underneath my heel to crush. You are nothing while I am everything. 


The only possible use your name could have if it was used to name the most hideous bacterial lifeform on this planet so it would be studied by humanity to be cured and cleansed of. And driven to extinction. This is the value of your name, Zombocalypse. Do you see it now? YOUR INSIGNIFICANCE! I hope you see the way things are now. 


From your friendly neighborhood lord and saviour, Borkus Lazorus. 


(Honestly, jesus, ugliness is subjective and blah blah blah, you don't need critical thinking to figure this out.) 
 
(Honestly, jesus, ugliness is subjective and blah blah blah, you don't need critical thinking to figure this out.) 

Wrong, I alone determine what is ugly and what is beautiful.  You think it is subjective, as if anyone else is capable of having a true understanding of what value something holds.  You fool, you ignorant wretch.  I pity you, Borkus Lazorus.  You know not the true objective nature of this plane.  You critique Zombopocalypse for his name (and yes I agree it is quiet unoriginal and leaves a sour taste in my mouth when I utter it) and yet yours is no better.  Matter of fact, your entire profile, your online persona if thats what you'd like to call it, is far far worse.  There is no common theme, no sense of order.  What is that "name",  Borkus?  What does it mean?  It has no seeming significance outside of your unimaginative lump of cells you refer to as your brain.  Lazorus is no better, it sounds like something taken from one of Shakespeare's plays (Don't even get me started on those). As for you profile picture... I only ask why.  Why would you subject others to the immense displeasure of viewing it.  Have you no common decency?  Do you think a god such as myself appreciates that... person?  And then there's your profile banner.  A generic picture of futuristic tanks fighting?  Really?  What does that have anything to do with your profile picture or name.  It makes no logical sense why you should choose to use that and therefore I can only conclude that you are an illogical creature, driven by an unwarranted belief that your pathetic monologues are in some way impressive or funny.  Believe me, they are not.  What a fool you were to post that statement.  How ignorant, irresponsible you must be to believe you can challenge a god such as myself to any sort of competition.  You are nothing but speck of sand in the dunes of the cosmos.  Little more than a stain on the fabric of time.


To even SUGGEST that ugliness is subjective is... for lack of better words, fucking stupid.  Who do you think you are kid?  I am Bobisdead123, cat/fennec and therefore ruler of this omniverse.  I control reality, my perception is the only truth.  What you are aware of is simply your tiny brains inability to comprehend the world I allow you to live in.  You should be begging me for mercy, begging me to forgive your insolence.  This is your only warning Borkus.  Do not make me do to you what I have done to some many others.
 
Do not make me do to you what I have done to some many others.



Others? Others? If you were so mighty and feared, Bobisdead123, then, I would have heard word of your grace and power radiating throughout these fabled lands, passed furtively through the ears of the weak and feeble commoners. I see no evidence of this. All I see is a drought, a dry spell where your name is non-existent. I see now that you are merely passing this on as a masquerade. Your pathetic attempts at imitating me are beyond pity, beyond deserving my pathos. You are a false king, the Brutus to my Caesar. What grounds do you warrant these baseless assertions on? No rational grounds, I presume. These assertions stem from your own weak and falliable emotions, emotions that have led you astray in your quest to debase the Borkus Lazorus.


If you may criticise the content of my hallowed profile picture, then, I only ask that I may do the same in return. I dread even clicking on your profile picture, afraid of getting your mongrel peasant dirt on my fingers. I expected the worst content from your profile, the most unholy content that Satan himself would deem 'respectable.' It wasn't that. It was far more worse. The puerile username was the start of it. On the surface, one might assume a innocent fixtation with the innocent, wild, majestic fennec fox but behind this veneer lies a far more reprehensible truth. A perverted disgusting fascination with fennec foxes, the image of which you gratify upon yourself everyday. Your profile picture ruins and renders what was once a timeless image, now broken, shattered like glass. What was it supposed to represent, Bobisdead123? Your hidden colours? The disgusting persona that you have fought time and time again to hide. Well, I too, like you have done to that image of that harmless creature, have broken your masquerade. How does it feel now, Bobisdead123? To have your machinations foiled and your plans laid bare for the world to see?


Your supposed godhood is but a falsehood to my grand omnipotence. You are merely a paper tiger in front of the storm that I am. You are the bark of a mouse without the puny bite that those vermin have. You are not even fit to be called an organism. You are the excretion of the worst amphibian lifeform in existence, one so disgusting that it would give anyone tumours upon giving it a glance.


You. Repulse. Me. 
 

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