Idea
The Pun Tyrant
Kidnappers: *show up*I'm taking for granted that those characters are already in the sin bin. XD
The worst is when the CS looks fine, but as soon as you are in the RP it's all constant attention seeking. "Oh my character got kidnapped, again!!!" "Oh my character needs help or they'll die!!!" "My character is gatecrashing your scene because you're not paying attention!!!" etc.
Disclaimer: Being kidnapped or in need of help is totally fine within reason. Character vulnerability is great. If it's always happening then the eyerolls get prompted.
Damsel in Distress: "Ah, don't worry, this happens all the time. I brought my own chloroform!"