Music What should be played at your funeral?

Have the somber ambience going on, all tears and stuff, a few people gave speeches, out of nowhere, my buds come on in with boomboxes playing


"Slob On My Knob".


Imagine the reaction.
 
Milus said:
Have the somber ambience going on, all tears and stuff, a few people gave speeches, out of nowhere, my buds come on in with boomboxes playing
"Slob On My Knob".


Imagine the reaction.
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Best post on this thread by far
 
A voice recording of me directing this to my sibling. "This ones for you, sis."


Shes 13.


AND THIS FOLLOWING.


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My ghost would be fucking laughing so hard.
 
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At my funeral I want the Attack on titan op playing then my friend comes onto the front then I burst out of my coffin saying jeager!! As loud as I can
 
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If I was able to fake my death, I'd have the same atmosphere as my last post, the John Cena trumpets play, and I punch a fist through the coffin (make it to do that), then jump out.
 
Milus said:
If I was able to fake my death, I'd have the same atmosphere as my last post, the John Cena trumpets play, and I punch a fist through the coffin (make it to do that), then jump out.
That would be hilarious to witness.
 
I haven't decided. Probably over the rainbow or it something else I forgot the name of the song. But I am a comical person so I don't want people to mourn for me. I wish for my children or relative to dress as the grim reaper and just stand there next my casket saying I came for her soul
 
I haven't decided. Probably over the rainbow or it something else I forgot the name of the song. But I am a comical person so I don't want people to mourn for me. I wish for my children or relative to dress as the grim reaper and just stand there next my casket saying I came for her soul



Then I walk In smoking from a long pipe stick In a tattered suit up to your coffin; proping my muddy shoe up on your coffin as I take off my crooked sunglasses. Then I look at your open casket with red eyes and mutter ,"Wow, you got Old as shit, Lol". Then I look around confused, weary, and wonder, what the hell.... how'd I get here.... everyone stares at me and I stare back as I spark my pipe again( now sitting on the coffin, mind you ). Then I stare at your daughter with squinting eyes and think (now looking back at your shrivled decrepit face) "Yikes, guess gentics don't run too well In your family".


Then getting pretty bored with the whole locale and ceremony, I step up and remember why I'm here... "Oh I remember now... wow totally forgot.. haha lol". Just as I walk up In a trot to the side to your coffin, I look at you and lean In, glancing at your shiny necklace. I give hesitant glaces to the side making sure no ones watching, then I snake It off from your pruny corpse and tuck It into my side pocket, before waltzing out.
 
imagine utter silence


a funeral, a sad and solemn event


they are lowering the coffin into the ground


suddenly out of nowhere


WE'RE GOIN DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND AND SUGAR WE'RE GOIN DOWN SWINGING
 

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