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Alucard
Metro-Gotham Arena

Alucard smirked and sniffed the air, chuckling quietly to himself as he strolled out of the shadows. In the blink of an eye, Alucard pulled up his gun and shot two monsters through the head, his barrel sending a stream of smoke into the air. Alucard sighed softly. "What's this I smell? The stench of little boy's tears and the hatred for gay marriage? Anderson? Is that you?" The vampire twirled his gun around his fingers as he whistled. "Why, I thought you'd be too busy sucking the Pope's cock to be here but I guess the sounds of children's play grounds are way too seductive for you to resist."

Alucard turned to watch Shafaqat and snickered. "Oh? You brought me a present? You shouldn't have..." A demon ripped off Alucard's arm and he groaned. "Awe come on! I liked that hand! We had a lot of fun with the police girl with the big tiddies...good times." Alucard quickly grew another arm as he clenched his other first, grabbing another gun before appearing behind the demon, his barrel pressed against the head. He pulled the trigger, the demon's blood splattering everywhere along the floor.

Swiftly, Alucard charged at Anderson, bringing his pistols down onto his bayonets, the two weapons clashing as Alucard leaned forward, his sharp teeth glaring and his eyes glowing red. "Now, if we can get back to our regular program of me kicking your sorry papist ass, I'll be saving everyone from having to listen to you quoting Boondocks Saints!"
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Anderson snarled at Alucard as he interrupted his attack on Alistair "Waaat de 'ell ye doin' 'ere ye crazy vampire bastard?" Anderson looked at Alucard and then around the arena again "That was round one and oi see ye don't 'av yer pet vampire wi' de big titties either so who's gonna save yer undead arse whaen oi keck it?" The Paladin pushed Alucard away and went to slash him with his Bayonets. "Oi shall destroy al' whaich is evil so dat which is good may flourish, dat includes yer sorry pale arse." Anderson was now focused on Alucard, it was up to Shafaqat to take care of the boss and the contestants.

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What the f'ck are they doing? Is this really the time? Shafaqat thinks to herself. She growls, looking to the two humans. "Right, that leaves us three. I'm gonna go rush the big guy, you two just focus on not dying." She says.

She turns to face the armored man, taking a moment to pick out the route that will be quickest and safest. She takes a deep breath, and runs for it, with all of the supernatural speed she has at her disposal, aiming to crash into the armored man. She just has to get skin contact. The armor will make that hard though.
 
Markiplier: Mos Eisley
"This woman is alive because of you, all I did was use inject the anti-venom and carry her inside. She would have bled out, making everything I did worthless." He said, before looking back at Hinata to check on her. Seeing that her condition hadn't worsened, he looked dead at Asriel.
"Don't apologise." He said, his tone becoming stern and serious "You did the right thing, kid."

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Magnus Burnsides: Baxter Building, New York
"It'll have to wait." Magnus added "Right now, we have a planet to save." He took a moment to examine the Phantom Fist gauntlet, placing it over his right hand. Without saying another word, he began to march out of the lab, looking over his shoulder to see who was following him as he made his way towards the roof of the building.

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Metro-Gotham: Arena
"Well, ladies and gentlemen, this fight seems to be getting more and more interesting as we go on." Lance said with a fake smile on his face "Just when I thought the Ozzie-Osborne looking type was going to charge into a political rant, he jumped straight into the fight! That's what I love to see from such riveting fighters."

He poked Chet on the shoulder "Chet! Chet! You need to see this!"

The remaining parademons charged towards Anderson and Alucard, hoping to get a few swipes in as the two were distracted by each other.
Alistair was focused on Anderson, but upon seeing his enemy was distracted he grunted angrily and looked for another target. When Shafaqat struck him, he moved back slightly due to not expecting the attack but upon regaining his balance he remained firmly in place.

Although his face was covered by heavy and jagged armour, it was clear to Shafaqat that he was grinning. He let out a grunt and waited for her next attack.

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The Southern Continent
The man and woman who had spoken looked at each other, and then back at the Commander.
"As far as we see it, a bunch of robots have shown up claiming a bunch of crap about the Indian Empire wanting to invade. And are very insistent on meeting our leaders." The woman spoke
"It is a bit suspicious that you can't hand the information over to us." He added "However..."

He reached into one of his pockets and took out a smartphone "Upload even a file or two of what you have to this thing, and wait here. It should only take me a few minutes to verify with the Camarilla. If any of it checks out, we'll invite you in. Deal?"

The other soldiers looked at the man speaking before glaring at Vortex.
"I'd do as he says. I don't think you'll get a better deal." One of the other soldiers spoke up

The soldier looked at the smartphone "I've had this thing since before the world ended, and funnily enough it still works. It took a Mage I knew to get the damn thing working again, but it works."

He tapped a button or two on it, showing Vortex a video of a Siberian Husky.jumping up on thin air.
"Vampire." He added with a grin "They don't show up on film."

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Shafaqat snarls, a low, bestial sound, as she watches every move her enemy makes. Her knife won't do much, not against that armor. Her best bet is to go for the joints, the weaker parts of the armor. Her hand's markings burn with blue flames as she runs her fingertips along her blade. A dark, thick liquid coats the silver where she touches, rather like blue ink.

She smirks, the glow fading to avoid letting the others see it, and lunges, going for the gaps in the plating around his shoulders, as she tries to ram her knee into a very sensitive spot. Probably armored to purgatory and back, but she'll give it a shot.
 
Metro-Gotham: Arena
"My God!" Lance cried "This fight just keeps getting more and more riveting! Ladies and gentlemen, hold onto your hats 'cause it's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

A bumpy ride that Chet was still passed out for.

Alistair growled as the blade pierced through a small part of his armour, not in pain but rather in anger. As Shafaqat tried to knee him in the sensitive area, he took the blow but remained in place, barely flinching due to the heavy armour. He glared at her with furious eyes underneath his helmet and grabbed her by the shoulders.

Before he could crush the life from her one of the humans she was protecting attacked Alistair from behind. The younger woman armed with the spear struck it into the back of his armour, aiming for the back of one of his legs. Alistair let out another angry growl and spun around to attack her, going for her throat.

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Shafaqat is forced to let go of her knife, but gets some satisfaction from landing the blow. Hopefully the venom on her blade will be enough for some minor hallucinations. She tries it, just going for some dizziness and double vision for now, and goes to get in front of the other woman, lunging at him with a furious cry. The impact should be enough to make him lose his balance, at the very least.

She's breathing hard, having trouble focusing on her magic and the fight at the same time. That and she doesn't have a super pain tolerance, and her knee hurts pretty bad from her attempted blow.
 
Filia Medici
(And Samson)
-New York-

The schoolgirl heeded this, and so she covers her ears, anticipating what is going to be a test for the cannon. Samson did the same, despite the fact that he doesn't have any ears.

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A distant star's blooming light faded as a shadow gradually drifted across the stars, keeping its distance from the rest of the blockade ship lot. Above the shadow shined the Finalizer, the apex of the First Order's magnificence in craftsmanship. An occasional pair of supply transports and shuttles would come to and from the Finalizer's docking bays located beneath and around the exteriors of the improved star destroyer. One would imagine such a terrifying transport would be used to seek rulership over the galaxy, and while they usually are meant for such purpose; this ship wasn't firing anything unless provoked.

With worlds colliding and the cost of the galaxy being annihilated by an unknown force of darkness, now wasn't the time to play King of the Hill.

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Aboard the Bridge of the Finalizer


Countless shoes paced across the bridge as First Order technicians would scan the furtherest lengths of the galaxy and give numerous reports by the minute. They had to be sure. I, had to be sure. Ben thought. The looming figure leaned on the main console facing the front window of the Finalizer bridge. As he looked out into the deep abyss of space, Ben Solo could only imagine the harm being brought upon countless unaware lives unfortunate enough not to be sent to this so-called Gladius.

Ben had been the suspect of destroying many planets and lifes, though in his eyes, it had been for a cause. He destroyed the New Republic for he saw them as an ally of the Resistance, and there is no stopping an enemy unless you topple them from their most vulnerable positions. It was on~
An officer approached Ben, interrupting his train of thought.

"Sir, it has been five days since we started our search, and we still have not found any signs of darkness. I dare ask of you for such a request, but my men haven't had anytime to~"
"Keep searching."
"I~..Yes sir." The officer would walk away, realizing it'd be best not to bargain with Kylo Ren himself. Ben, still looking out the bridge window, lowered his gaze down at the Finalizer exterior before the bridge. Such power given to him. The massive size of this ship overwhelmed him, and this had only been one Finalizer!

Ren shook his head, removing the stress of his power and looked back up at the stars. Any moment now, the darkness could come, and it will eventually. Ren feared the darkness, though he overshadowed those thoughts with his lust to manipulate it~if possible. . .



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Various items would drift across the interior of the Milano. One of these various items would include the infamous Prince of the Cosmos; The Star-Lord. David Bowie's 83 hit ran for a prolonged minute until Quill's eyes eventually flicked open.

"Wha..?" Peter grunted as he awoke, gazing across the room. He'd nudge his arms, resulting in his body slowly drifting the other way. Star-Lord realized Anti-Gravity mode must've been turned on by mistake. Perhaps one of his floating tapes tapped the switch. Peter made his way towards the main console, grabbing ahold of his comfy blue seats and pressing a button located on his right. Within less than a second, everything drifting across the room came to a stop and fell onto the floor. The sound of glass shattering frightened Quill, causing him to flinch.

"Aww shit.." Star-Lord stood up and looked down at the sharp mess he accidentally made. Drax is gonna kill me for this. Quill swept the broken glass with his boots into a corner and paused his Awesome Mix. He walked over to the main console and sat down, pulling up a screen to find out where he was. "Gladius, Sector 383899-2B. Other information unkno~...okay then. How about these planets?" Quill would swipe across the screen and press a green button. He'd press another button, and another, and then another. "Where the hell am I..?" Peter would view the planets nearby, the star systems nearby, even the galaxies nearby: Peter didn't recognize a single thing. "Rocket better not have messed with my console. That little..bastard.." Peter stopped "mid-bastard" to notice the planets in the distance ahead of him.

"Weeell...guess there's only one way to find out if he's tricking me or not." Peter would press an arrow button on his console, remotely moving to the next song in his Awesome Mix. After taking a deep breath of relaxation as the 75's 'Pilot' song "Magic" began, Quill boosted the thrusters and flew towards the first planet.


(( Phew, that took a while. I'm planning on heading towards Mos Eisley for Quill and keeping Ren up in his Finalizer until something big happens off planet. ))
 
Asriel only nodded. He was lost in thought, at that moment he was only thinking of when his only friend and adoptive sibling was laying ill on their deathbed. The kid shivered when he remembered what happened, but from what Mark had told him before Asriel knew that Markiplier probably knew everything about him.....even the stuff he wished nobody knew.

"Right."
He said to himself
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Ocelot kept looking at the group who mentioned Snake. Did they know anything about Les Infants Terribles? Did they know about the Philosopher's Legacy? About The Boss?
"You three. Over here, now."

He said, his voice stern and calm.
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Isaac heard the noises of construction, and peeked his head in the door of the room D.Va and Fillia were in. He noticed that they were testing a new weapon on the cannon, so he let his RIG activate his helmet.
He walked over behind the MEKA and cleared his throat
"What's going on here?"
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Adam
Metro-Gotham
Adam had a lot of suspicions about this woman, something about her spoke of bad vibes, especially when he saw that vine creeping up to him almost like a tentacle, he did pull down the rifle before it approached completely though as he had realized she wasn't immediately a threat. He remained quiet because he knew if he spoke it would come out coldly and he would rather not completely destroy the situation. But when Ivy expressed that fact in words he said. "Well, I mean I don't tend to give off the best first impressions so I would rather not risk, starting a fight... The name here is Adam..."

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Yorozuya Trio
New York City
Shinpachi simply sighed in defeat, as Magnus shot it down but Gintoki put a reassuring hand on his shoulder having a look on his face that even though to the outsider didn't look that special, Shinpachi knew that it was the kind reassuring him that whatever happened would be alright, so now the trio began to follow Magnus again, however they're attention was pulled away when Ocelot called out to the three. It was obvious he was seriously demanding their attention, so Gintoki told Magnus. "We'll be out with you in a moment." So, Gintoki and the other two walked over to Ocelot, Gintoki looking bored as ever with those dead fish like eyes of his, picking his nose again, then blowing off a booger from his finger. "Yo, what's up?"

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Ocelot gave them a very stern look. Out of Snake, Miller, and Hinself, he considered himself to be one of the more morally sound of the two, despite his past.
However, he wouldn't waste time.
"You know a lot more than you say. You're not going on that mission until I know for a fact that you won't harm the Boss. Talk."

He said, gesturing to some chairs. His Tornado revolvers gleamed in their holsters, and if the pair knew his skill, he was confident that would be enough to convince them to do as he asked.
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Wasteland, Mojave Wasteland, near Jackobstown
Sara
Sara's trip towards Jackobstown was so far an uneventful one. She didn't mind, for once not having to fight her way through the Mojave. Be it raiders, Caesar's Legion or any predators roaming the Mojave. She was almost at Jackobstown when she heard a loud gunshot from behind and a bullet impact nearby. She grabbed her anti-material rifle and quickly ran for cover. Hearing another one, missing her. Taking cover behind a rock as another shot came. Trying to slowly look from her cover who shoots at her, she couldn't get much detail before she was forced to hide her head. Cursing at herself for a moment before she noticed several NCR soldiers coming from behind her. She quickly switches her anti-material rifle for her shotgun and opens fire, taking one down who had gotten too close. The others open fire on her as she gets closer to them. She runs for the dead NCR soldier to grab his weapon and opens fire with it. Able to fight better at mid-ranged combat with it, she takes down another one. She tries to fire again, out of ammo. She throws the gun at one of the NCR soldiers attacking her before switching to Maria, her 9 mm pistol and shoots at the soldier. Injuring him, but not killing him. In the distance noticing NCR reinforcements coming to attack her.
That would most likely mean the attacker from her back was NCR as well. Regardless, she knows she can't fight them all on her own. Taking several shots, being mostly protected by her armor. She keeps firing until the magazine in her pistol is out of ammo before reloading it. Retreat was not an option, if she ran the same we she came, she would most likely end up shot by a sniper. Towards Jackobstown would end the same way. And there were too many NCR soldiers to fight directly through them on her own. She switched to her shotgun again and opens fire on the NCR soldiers again. Determined not to just easily give up.

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Yorozuya Trio
New York City
Gintoki didn't flinch at all at the stern look he was given, Gintoki had dealt with a lot of shit in his life, and the thought of death wasn't beneath him, nor was he afraid of it. But it did knock the bored expression off his face, an expression that wasn't threatening, but one that showed he was prepared. No weakness would be showed here, however Shinpachi cringed on the inside, they were way too loud with their meta talk, and now it increased suspicion... Now Ocelot was asking how they knew of this stuff... Shinpachi knew that if he told the exact truth it would either be scoffed at, it could be incomprehensible and could drive him mad, or the more unlikely would be that it would be believed.

Shinpachi decided to be the one to speak because he knew Kagura was never the kind to talk carefully, Gintoki was similar but could understand the gravitas of the situation. Gintoki actually decided to let Shinpachi speak since he was the one who could speak the most carefully and was the most reasonable and logical one of the three. Trusting him, Gintoki the most powerful and Kagura sat down in the chairs.

So Shinpachi began to speak. "Well, Ocelot-san, this may sound sort of crazy but given the circumstances I hope you will be able to believe it. Well, as you can see a bunch of universes have collided together in a random manner, and in our universe... The events happening in your lives, and whatnot are actually... Video games that people play... So, we technically know just about everything..." Saying that last part quietly, even though it was mostly the truth he held back the part that they were all just completely fake characters. White lying in regard to the truth behind the truth, while basically getting the same point across. But then Shinpachi quickly then said to get the point across that they have no qualms with them. "But please, don't get me wrong, we have absolutely no qualms with you, your big boss or any of your plans, since we have all been thrown into this crazy and weird situation, and the fact is we all want to survive this and go back on with our normal lives, or what can be made of them again... So please know we hold absolutely no ill will on any of you and have no intention and most importantly no true reason why any of the info should be revealed." Shinpachi sincerely hoped he would accept it, and they could move on. Especially considering this whole place will be reduced to rubble if they don't get that cure.

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D.Va and Magnus Burnsides: Baxter Building, New York
Just as Issac finished his sentence, he was knocked back only slightly by sonic energy. Thankfully as the attack was aimed at some nearby set-up targets, he didn't get the full blast of the attack. D.Va immediately looked up from her mech's screen, horrified.
"Sesang-e (Oh my god)!" D.Va cried "Are you alright?"

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Magnus stepped towards the three four-wall breakers and sighed, he'd heard of this sort of thing before due to spending enough time around Taako.
"Big Boss." He said, rather sternly "I know what these kids are saying sounds nuts, but they're telling the truth." He turned towards Reed "Science man, you explain it. And fast."
"If you are to take the Multiverse theory at face value, then you have to accept that every single possibility exists. With this universe we currently stand, live, breathe and..."
"And shit in." Magnus added
"That too." Reed rolled his eyes "And with this universe being all that remains, each one of those possibilities has a chance of crossing over. I've met another version of Spider-Man today already, who's to say I won't meet another two dozen or even someone from a universe where he too exists as a fictions character!"

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Jolie: Metro-Gotham
"We've given you our names, so how about yours?" Jolie asked, still maintaining her friendly and warm tone. She still kept some distance from Ivy, just in case the situation went south in any way. It wasn't that she expected Ivy to have malicious intentions towards the group, but rather that she could see herself in a position where she needed to defend herself, especially if she saw the three of them as a threat.

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Metro-Gotham: Arena
Alistair started to swing wildly at Shafaqat as he lost his grip on the woman, his blows were poorly-timed and at some points he was swiping at thin air. He shook his head and tried to focus, going for Shafagat head-on, charging like an angry bull. As he was meters away, the middle-aged man dived in the way, pushing her to the side and taking the blow himself.

He was rammed against one of the walls of the arena and the cracking of bones could just about be heard underneath the sounds of Alistair's yelling.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it seems like Alistair's getting mad. And if you were here last month, you'll remember how he crushed that newcomer into a red paste Chet almost mistook for jam!"

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Ocelot groaned, and his comms crackled as Snake came on
"Look, it doesn't matter. If they don't talk, we don't have a problem.
Tell the others I'm waiting."

Outside, Snake had been waiting for some time, simply watching the dead drone in front of him. Pequod was on standby to airlift them close to the target should they need it. Quiet started humming, for once not because she had spotted a target, or because she was murderous, but out of frustration and impatience.
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Isaac looked at D.Va's new cannons and noted how similar they were to a Force Gun. While sonic in nature, she had inadvertantly created a kinetic weapon. The test made him grin a little under his helmet.
"It's fine, but I could lend you a hand"

He said, gesturing to the MEKA
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Shafaqat grits her teeth. "I need you two to stop that, ok?" She yells. "I can take him!" She grabs her knife from the ground, and goes to stab Alistair in the back of the neck, trying to get between the breastplate and helmet from behind.
 
Anderson saw the situation, smaller Bayonets sliding from his sleeves and into his hand. He threw these at the oncoming demons who thought they could get a sneak attack in and few extra at Alistair's arms. If he handicapped him some the girl and the other humans might be able to take care of the rest. Taking down Alucard held priority to him though.

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Deadpool
Metro-Gotham Arena
In the midst of all the chaos in the arena in the crowd, for no apparent reason sat a red spandexed individual who could honestly possibly look like a wrestler, with all his span- "Ok, yeah, yeah, yeah we get it RPer, I am dressed in Red spandex and we don't need to worry about that, I haven't been in a fucking RP in ages! Feel's good, especially considering the limit increased early! Now I gotta get me involved in this action! Since peeps are already jumping down people's throats and there is action to be jumping on afoot! And I just know how, see you guys in a bit! Toodaloo!" Speaking to nothing but addressing it to the other RPers. Deadpool then pressed the button on his teleporter and he disappeared for a second.

It was then, that Deadpool appeared in the commentators booth of the arena with Lance and Chet, after teleporting in, Deadpool took a look at the camera and waved at it saying "Hey ma! I'm on TV! Hello my people! Or more or less the people watching this jumbo-tron! Haha am I breaking all your concentration from the fight?" He then quickly glanced to see Chet passed out, and decided to make his way into the spotlight. With that Deadpool shoved the passed out Chet out of his chair, and hijacked the seat taking his role for just a bit. "Yeah don't worry, he won't mind me taking this." Now speaking in a stereotypical 1940's news anchor voice "Anyway we got ourselves a great royal rumble match goin' on here! With my good buddy John Cena commentating! Anywho, we got ourselves a clusterfuck here as we have have two great fights going on! We got here the Pope's royal dick sucker, also known for molesting children, having a perpetual face that's just telling people he's gonna rape you, and everyone's favorite not drunk Irishman priest thing from an abridged series... And then we have his nemesis! A badass vampire who loves big tiddies, is nigh immortal and haunts other vampires dreams at night! And whose name is totally not the backwards version of a certain vampire from the same abridged series... Now we have the other corner, with the more boring fight, between some random schmuck girl from the crowd, and a 7 foot tall heavy jobber tool NPC that's totally supposed to get his ass kicked! With that, me totally not Nolan North or Ryan Reynolds is signing off, and is now prepared to kick some ass today on this big fat ass, where my name shall be known! As the magnificent Deadpool, ha RP intros be damned for this grand intro!" With the line starting his signing off he reverted back to his normal voice (Ryan Reynolds or Nolan North take your pick) and teleported out, now into the arena with his Katana's unsheathed but actually an adamantium version of them, ganging up on Alistair, slashing for his neck and chest. "Hey, hey! Tally-ho! Here I come to get in on this action! I promise it won’t hurt, you won’t even notice when I get you!”

Deadpool made sure to give off the message that he was only targeting the big guy and the other demons in the arena.

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Alucard
Metro-Gotham

"Destroy all that is evil, ey?" Alucard replied with a smirk. "If that's the case, then you need to look else-where...I heard America is bomb this time of year...mehe...get it? Oh, or perhaps maybe those suckers that make the 3D tvs...it's a stupid gimmick and so many people fall for it. And if I recall correctly, isn't it me who always kicks your ass? First time we met you had to run. Second time the police girl with the big tits killed my mode and the third time, well, spoilers but I kick your ass without even trying."

Alucard's eye began to twitch as Deadpool burst in the room. "Oh give me a break. The random=funny squad is here. What is he gonna do, fight with a rubber chicken? Way to kill my boner, Spider-fan!" He shouted, rolling his eyes at Anderson and turning away. "We'll finish another time." Without saying another word, Alucard held his pistol up and fired right into Deadpool's head, causing it to explode, blood splattering everywhere. "Oh I'm sorry...I don't give a fuck if you're on tv, and neither does your mother. Trust me, anyone too pussy to show their face and is running around in red spandex may as well be shouting 'I have no life! Notice me senpai!'"

He strolled forward keeping his eyes locked on Deadpool, shooting the demons that pounced on him without moving his gaze. "You see, there is one thing I hate more than Anderson,and that's little bitches like you who come in and try and steal my show. Now, you have two choices. You can either pick up your shit and leave. Or, you can die you crimson fucker. Oh, that reminds me." Alucard turns to the camera that Deadpool used and smiled. "Everyone at home, follow me @TheCrimsonFucker. I'm close to a million followers and once I reach it I'll stream me killing the pope and fucking the fear turkey. That's right guys...I'm gonna fuck the fear turkey. And it's gonna like it."
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COMMANDER VORTEX
Southern Continent
The Stalker Vortex was currently inhabiting was silent for a while, before it shifted and let out an audible sigh. "...Fine." He said, sounding defeated. "I'll upload several files into your phone, and I'll wait until it checks out." He tapped into the device and quickly uploaded several files, mostly live feeds of the Indian Empire and some relatively low-security government files. "There, done. Really, I have to get the news out as soon as possible. We don't have much time until the Indian Empire begins with their invasion."

The soldier with the smartphone then pushed a button on it, and the screen began playing a video of a Siberian husky appearing to jump at thin air. Vortex instantly noted that the dog was attacking a hidden vampire even before the soldier explained the context of the video. "I'm aware." He said. "My sensors have been configured to spot hidden supernatural beings - stole the tech from the Indian Empire." Vortex pointed to various points on the Stalker's body. "Each Stalker is equipped with several sets of ultraviolet emitters. Should keep the vampires away."

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Deadpool
Metro-Gotham Arena
Deadpool smirked underneath his mask at Alucard's comments at first, "You know, you bring up a great point! Beating someone to death with a rubber chicken would be a funny thought, unfortunately this isn't the time for cock fights! Also you are welcome! Although Spider-Man was the one who stole my costume!" But before Deadpool could quip anything else he was shot down by a bullet from the Jackal, blowing up a good portion of his head... And stopping his attempt to strike Alistair, as his body collapsed with skull, blood and brain matter spread where his head once was on the ground.

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A couple moments later, the scenery changed, Lady Death
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Who was tending to her place, which for the sake of this is going to be a simple apartment before a knock came on the door, Death came on over, and was a bit surprised to see it was the man she hadn't seen in quite a while... Deadpool.

"Hey baby, long time no see eh?" Death took in this wonderful surprise and left the door open for him. "Oh yes, why it has been a while, Wade." Deadpool then stepped inside, and already began making himself at home, he also reached into his magic satchel, and pulled out a massive TV that could tune on what he wanted to see, that could work without a plug, and turned on the TV sitting on her couch "Hey honey, let me just turn on the TV and show you something, well it's more for me, but you get the point. Oh and you can keep the TV when I have to leave again." "Why that would be just fine by me, thank you honey." With that the TV was tuned to the Metro-Gotham arena where the chaotic scenario was shown, showing Deadpool's seemingly dead corpse, with it's head regenerating, but considering Alucard would have thought that would have killed him, he wouldn't know it was happening noticeably. And this was around the time of the start of his rant at what seemed to be Deadpool's corpse.

Death was a bit interested, sitting close by Deadpool, her cold bony arm wrapping around his head "My, my you must have really must have stole the show before you got shot, going out with a bang?" Deadpool chuckled at that and added with pride. "Yep, totally knocked it out of the park, looks like he was jealous of my spotlight stealing performance, which is honestly everytime I am somewhere. He's gonna be so surprised when I regenerate my head, he won't see the bullet coming, even though I know he regenerates too, might as well give him a little love tap too. It's definitely going to be fun" By now, Deadpool's head was halfway done regenerating to a point where his consciousness would return, and his cancerous scarred skin was beginning to show again. "Well, looks like I am gonna have to put on a new mask again, when I come back, also gonna have to slam him back for what he's saying..." He then brought out a beer and was completely chill, he was in a good mood spending at least a bit of time with Death again, probably why his head was regenerating quicker than usual. Taking a sip he took out another for Death, gesturing if she would want some, "Sure, might as well, mortal drinks aren't usually my thing, but might as well enjoy every moment I have with you." Seductively tickling Deadpool's chin, to which Deadpool responded with "Cheers, to sitting around with your lover drinking beer while your body part is regrowing. And to just being chill in general." Death returned the cheer, and they clinked them together. However looking at the screen, Deadpool's head was just about ready to return to normal condition again, and his consciousness was about to return, so Deadpool chugged his beer, and set the empty bottle down.

Deadpool and Death stepped up again together hand in hand, looking at each other square at their faces, and skull, knowing that Deadpool had to go again. "Well, it's just about time for me to head back, ugh, I hate that we have only so little time together... Death..." Death simply sighed, she always hated this part much like Deadpool himself. "I always enjoy our little moments together, we have to always cherish the time we have, in time though... There won't be any barrier holding us back, go get em' tiger. See you soon..." Deadpool returned it with a hug, for a while before, he knew he had to leave, now letting go of the embrace, and walking out the door waving goodbye once again...

...

Deadpool finally opened his eyes, the remains of his former head laying around him, and in a puddle of blood, he saw Alucard was distracted trying to promote his social media profile, so quietly on the ground he pulled out a Desert Eagle, and aimed carefully, and took a shot, shooting Alucard through the head while he was on camera after he was done talking about the Fear Turkey causing blood to splatter in its wake, and causing a decent size hole in his head due to the .50 AE round. Deadpool took out another mask from the satchel and put it on, re-stealing the spotlight from him. Prepared for Alucard to regenerate and to respond once he does.

"We interrupt your regularly scheduled, bore fest, with going back to the only one who matters here right now, me! Congratulations on your uncanny ability to take something that is not at all about you and make it all about you, I’m sorry it’s not all about you. Maybe next time cupcake. Being jealous over taking the spotlight because everything gravitates to me unlike you, oh no the big bad vampire threw a hissy-fit err mah gawd nuuuu!!! The fact is I am more relevant than you ever will be to the world, And, funny enough for you to make a senpai joke when I wasn't made by weebs in Japan, unlike you. Who took a western story and mixed it up with the most cliche villains you can pull out of your ass unlike muah who is actually worldwide famous and relevant besides by your logic if I am a nobody and nobody is perfect I am perfect. Anyway gonna take the time to pull out my own self-promotion Deadpool 2 Hype!!!! Jump on the Hype Train peeps of the world it's coming out and it's gonna be badass! Maybe we will actually see that moment come true where I get to rub suntan lotion on Cable on a beach for all ya shippers out there. Also thanks for the compliment! Crimson Fucker was my nickname in High School! And you actually allowed me to spend some time with Death sharing a good ol' beer. And did you get a bullet in your face with another rape face, bet ya' did. And oh my god the amount of edginess you try to put on is like all those kids who try to be edgy to get attention, at this rate you should go drink some bleach to make yourself even more pale and to seal the deal with how edgy you want to look pal, maybe go black on the clothes too. That'll go swell."
 
Alucard's death threats to the pope got no reaction from Anderson as he got lost in thought. Anderson wasn't sure what to think of what just happened. The guy that just showed up looked like one of those Super Hero types, dressed the part too and had the nickname.
He wasn't expecting him to come back either with that regeneration, only one who he'd seen regenerate their head was Alucard which did surprise him.
Anderson's glasses fogged up rather than glowed as he gritted his teeth in realization. If Alucard and him kept coming after him and the other way around the way Deadpool acted it would be like having two Alucard's around. "God almighty waaat 'av oi done teh deserve dis?" Anderson said without context. Taking his glasses off and cleaning them before putting them back on.
He thought about the bright side, maybe they would kill each other. That thought brightened his mood some as he watched the two devils fight. Unfortunately for Deadpool, Alucard could also regenerate but he wasn't going to say anything. Only grinning as he watched... It also occured to him they might destroy the arena which could get rid of the lot of heathens watching hoping for bloodshed and death to entertain them.

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In the blazing heat of the sun Barry the Chopper wandered through the desert. The sun might have been a problem if he actually had a body. The hulking suit of armor had no problem travelling, except the occasional deadly creature or sand trap.
He didn't know where he was but it was boring not to have anything or rather anyone to chop up "Maybe I should try and go back to Central, haven't seen anyone to chop up in ages..." The murderer said to himself, looking at his meat cleaver.
As if on queue he heard gunshots nearby. He ran quickly, wanting to get a piece of the action if he could.
The sight he was greeted with was a woman being shot at by some military people. He didn't recognize them as any part of the central force so killing them would be no problem.
He came from behind slashing two of them from behind simultaneously "It's impolite to go around attacking ladies y'know!" The killer slashed at a few more of the soldiers who were now aware of his presence and attacking. Not that it did much to deter an empty suit of armor, he was pushed away some however.

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