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"*grumble grumble* Never should have agreed to take Jim's border patrol shift on Christmas. I'm gonna strangle him if I come out of this without frostbitten fingers. Hell, I still might do it. With my feet."
 
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"First, I'm gonna strangle you. Second, I'm gonna dump your body in the river. Third, before I dump your body in the river I will fill a dump canister with zombies and put your body inside it."
 
"First, I'm gonna strangle you. Second, I'm gonna dump your body in the river. Third, before I dump your body in the river I will fill a dump canister with zombies and put your body inside it."

"My master once said that 'when three women gather, it's bound to get noisy.' Now, I'm beginning to think she was wrong—it doesn't get noisy, it gets headache inducing. I've always thought that you can survive a conversation with a woman with just three phrases: 'Yeah.' 'Absolutely!' and 'Not your fault.' Apparently, though, I must have made an oversight in this conversation in particular. In my ignorance, I just signed up for something I'm probably going to regret!"
 
"Hey, I wonder if I could sell some of these flowers for a pretty penny."
 
"They were right! Those new headphones that came out are the bomb!"
 

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