What is the avatar above you thinking?

[stonecoldlife]

"And i need to get home to lock the basement door before they escape"

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

“I wonder if Steve would let me kill Sam just a little, for the waffles.”

(ninja’ed!)

“Hey, hot stuff. Do you think this goatee makes me look good?”

 

[stonecoldlife]

"God the wings on my back are so damn heavy, the laws of physics prevent me from flying"

 

[Sir Fungus]

”IF YOU GOT HEARTBURN, I TELL YOU HWAT, YOU NEED TO GO GET PRILOSEC, GITTERDONE!”

 

[BackSet]

"I'm going to murder you and everyone you love."

 

[.Arteries.]

"I know we have good hair, just look at it!"

 

[stonecoldlife]

"Where the fuck is the background"

 

[BackSet]

"The Red Sox are truly the best baseball team."

(This is false).

"I know we have good hair, just look at it!"

What is it with people and their hair?

 

[stonecoldlife]

(girl on left) "Bitch Blue isnt a natural hair color"
(Girl on right) "Who the fuck cares, we are a still image so shut the fuck up"

 

[Scottsilverado2005]

"What are they doing?"

 

[BackSet]

"This isn't what it looks like!"

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

“You are my best friend... even though you have an unnatural hair color.”

 

[BackSet]

"I haven't come to deliver divine retribution I'm just going grocery shopping."

“You are my best friend... even though you have an unnatural hair color.”

Neither of them have "natural" hair colors (though only Edelgard has an excuse).

 

[5cookie]

Why is everyone talking about our hair colors? We have personalities too, y'know!

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

“I mean, this is cute and all, but how much longer do I have to hold this pose?”

 

[.Arteries.]

"Ok, in 2 hours, I have to meet a few people on the other block to the far right to give out blessings."

 

[BackSet]

"Dammit Steve. I can't turn away for five seconds and you're already in trouble again."

 

[Sybela]

“Come and dance with me, my weapon thirsts for battle.”

 

[GreedyBoy]

“which unsuspecting man shall i lure in next...?” ​

 

[BackSet]

"This actually tastes terrible I'm only drinking it to look tough."

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

“You have failed this city.”

 

[BackSet]

"It is time to dispense winged justice!"

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

“Finally time for my lava-repelling coolest shield EVER!!”

 

[Grim Wraithe Stjerna]

"I will burn your house to the ground."

 

[Swift_Phoenix]

“Death beckons.”