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Neck Tie
‘Really? That’s so cool.’ Even though Ash’s story sounded a bit over the top, Neck Tie believed every word of it. The image of the tiny little West servants trying to squeeze a fat, slippery turkey into their rich-people oven was forever etched in his mind. ‘We don’t get to eat turkeys a lot. My mum thinks they’re too expensive, but my nan cooks them sometimes, for Christmas. . .’ He paused. ‘Well, once. . .’ He paused again. ‘Well, at least I thought it was a turkey. . .’
He thought Ash was being pretty friendly, and that helped clear a lot of the tension as well as put slight dimples on his face. That was at least until the doorbell rang and the dreaded figure of Jace waltzed across the room, completely blanking him as he went. This was going to be a long and cruel night.
Neck Tie didn’t know Ryder, other than that there was bad blood between him and Kanen. He had tried to stop Kanen from unleashing his wrath on Ryder once. Had he been successful, Ryder would have owed him his life. But instead he just got flung into a bunch of chairs, and his legacy was among the ants on the cold auditorium floor. Poor Ryder’s fate after that was unknown to him.
Could Kanen blame him for fraternising with the enemy? Well the dining table was way too big for just the five of them, and it would have been very awkward if it was just Neck Tie and the Wests, so it was a good thing that Ryder had also decided to partake in this nightmare. Not long after, the doorbell rang again, and Jace left for a second time to answer it. The more the merrier, Neck Tie thought. Anything to keep everyone’s attention away from him was welcome.
His eyes trailed back to the scene at hand. Hey, how come Ryder got a handshake when Neck Tie didn’t? All he got from Mr. West was a reluctant if not slightly dismissive glance. He figured the Wests didn’t like him that much after what happened at the musical, which was understandable. Jace must have told them all sorts of fibs about him behind his back. It wasn’t their fault that Beanie Boy was a dishonest coward who hid behind girls as well as a grade A twat womble.
At least Ash was being nicer to him than Jace ever— Oh, she just called her own mother a bitch. Okay then. Neck Tie scratched the tip of his nose awkwardly, and then the back of his ear. He’d never called anybody a bitch, and it was inconceivable for him that such an insult could be directed at one’s own MOTHER, but thankfully Ash was there to prove him wrong.
Once the matter was settled beyond any reasonable doubt that the Wests were an expensively dysfunctional family, they set to work on transferring the food from the kitchen to the dining table. Mr. West had enlisted him to the task of finishing up the turkey, and Neck Tie was eager to make himself somewhat useful. He picked up a spoon and began basting the bird religiously. ‘I’m not very good,’ he blushed at the undeserved compliment, ‘It’s just that there isn’t really any competition at my house. My dad, he can’t fry an egg if his life depended on it!’
Oh no, he was accidentally talking bad about his own dad to Mr. West. Even though he meant it as a joke, the last thing he wanted was for Mr. West to think his dad, who was now seeing his ex-wife, was a hopeless idiot.
‘I mean — he’s not that bad. . . He just hasn’t got that much time that’s all. He teaches a lot. He’s got many students at the university, so he’s always so busy and doesn’t come home till late. . .’
That somehow made it sound even worse.
‘I mean, sometimes he has to wait for Elise to finish teaching too. So they’re both home late, and they just go to straight to bed because they’re tired.’ Oh, NO. What has he done? Neck Tie panicked. ‘Uh. . . um, I think the turkey's ready, Mr. West!’
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