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~Ubuntu-Linux~


Lin grumbled when Internet spoke of liking him the best. He hated cute little things like this but none the less he did feel superior in the end. When A.Karp was kicked in the face Lin smiled softly and shook his head. "Such little kids, why must you be fighting so much?" He spoke then looked to internet. "What will be the agenda for the day? Is there anything you'd like for us to work on or shall we just let the humans torment us with stupid questions all day again?"
 
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Xander growled inwardly, keeping an eye on A.Karp. He didn't need Internet to tell him what to do. A group of girls started to gather around him, and he put on a smile, pulling up some photos and completely ignoring the fact that there could be some sort of emergency.





  • Melody pranced over, hugging a stuffed panda. Her music was turned up all the way, as usual, and it seemed it would be unbearable for any normal person. She was humming along with a zombie-like expression, and only realized the group of people once she literally bumped into them. Turning her soundtrack down a bit, she stood on her toes, peered over shoulders and saw mother Internet. She gasped excitedly and slipped through unnoticed on her little legs, coming out near the front of the congregation. Curiously, she stood there quietly, listening over her music.
 
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"Big. . We need some privacy." Expo was talking about the private area for Mother when she wanted peace, or was working on something. Expo gave a look of seriousness. This was big.
"Right. Come with me." Internet said smiling.


"I have nothing for any of you. Do what you want."


She disappeared and re-materialized in a dark room with Expo.


"Speak child, tell me what you have seen."
 
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Relix almost jumped right out of his human skin when he saw Internet pop up, almost like a firewall. "Geez!" He yelped and looked straight at Troy who clearly was enjoying the events. "Eh hem..." Relix gestured towards the hologram of Internet for Troy to at least say hi to. "Oh, hello mother." Troy replied with a devilish smile. Relix rolled his eyes and smiled to Internet. "What a pleasant surprise, might I ask as to why you've accompanied us?" The hologram seemed to glitch since everyone was surrounding internet until the entire thing just collapsed. Relix's house went out like a blackout. "What the..." Relix became quite confused. "Hahaha... yeah, did I mention that the rest of my.. viruses are coming to visit?" Troy gave an evil grin.

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Winnie rushed away from the crowd of programs that formed in front of mother. She heard her favorite voice, but it sounded concerned. She watched Expo dart in concern towards mother talking about an emergency. "I'll help with that Expo.. You know I'm always as concerned as you are.." Winnie tried to smile.
 
The hologram of Internet flickered back to Relix and Troy.


She seemed distracted.


"Right..you two play nice. Oh and Relix. Don't even try it. You know what I mean. My children were not meant to dwell upon such things." Internet said.


The humans Relix. You know what happens.


 
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With the needed privacy of the emergency, A.Karp's face fell, but the livelihood soon shot back into him when Lin came up and began commenting about Xander and him being children. He snickered, not being exactly bothered by it, but he gave a look to Xander insisting that it should probably bother him since he's such a ladies man and being a child doesn't attract the ladies.


The upcoming sound of faint music, A.Karp smiled. "You've got some nice tunes playing today," He chimed, poking Melody gently to take the soundtrack and drag it into a post of his. "Pretty sure this will get some reblogs..." He mumbled to himself quietly, "Oh by the way the
emergency is a secret now, if that's what you came here for." A.Karp pointed out, now scrolling through his dashboard quickly and distractedly. There was tons of stupid pictures and some yaoi here and there.
 
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Relix could see a faint shine and then Internet. "What is the big deal anyway? They can't experiment on us. We're in another dimension." Relix shrugged and then turned. It was still dark in his house. "Could you help me understand... that situation?" he replied as he pointed up at the power. Relix didn't hear a snotty remark from Troy. "Great..." Relix said rolling his eyes. Troy could be anywhere, and since he was a virus, there could be terrible things going on already.
 
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Relix could see a faint shine and then Internet. "What is the big deal anyway? They can't experiment on us. We're in another dimension." Relix shrugged and then turned. It was still dark in his house. "Could you help me understand... that situation?" he replied as he pointed up at the power. Relix didn't hear a snotty remark from Troy. "Great..." Relix said rolling his eyes. Troy could be anywhere, and since he was a virus, there could be terrible things going on already.

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"A boy has to grow up sometime." Internet giggled. "You don't want to be a mama's boy do you? Figure it out yourself. You're more than capable of learning that. Love you Relix. Always. Have fun!"


Her hologram slowly flickered and died as the power came back on.
 
  • Melody looked up at A.Karp, a bit startled. When he commented on her music, she blushed softly. Any positive mention of her songs was a compliment. "Thanks." Looking back at the spot where Internet and Expo had just disappeared, she chewed on her lip thoughtfully. "Alright," she replied, though she was secretly curious. What could be so urgent?
 
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Without much warning, or hesitation, A.Karp opened a window with multiple gifs of infomercials to show Melody, seeming to already forget about the suspicious behavior of Expo.


"Look at that old lady drop...it like it's hot, drop it like it's hot." That obviously wasn't what he meant to say at first about the old woman dropping juice all over the floor, but it was probably way better. He chuckled, taking the window and showing it to Xander next.


"Yo bro...look at it..." He pushed the window with the infomercials closer and closer. "Look at it...look at the tupperware...the juice...the old..."
 

Sitting upon the table at his own extravagant home was Milton, fingers grazing over the holographic engines and pictures people had ordered him to look up. The poor man was always working, slaving away his own time for the benefit of others; yet, he loved every single second of it. Like a shot of adrenaline through his veins each letter he typed in, each phrase he was keying in, it made him feel big. It made him feel wanted, or needed. In which in a sense, he was. Milton couldn't go anywhere, he couldn't stop for a day in his life because he wanted a break. That simply wasn't allowed. Milton was Google, and when Google shuts down, the world goes into a frenzy.


"Sir, there's a meeting at the center of the town. I suggest you should go to it." His secretary Lisa, told him, breaking his moment of concentration. She wasn't a hologram at the moment, just another programmed voice within his house for his announcements and reminders. "All the programs are gathering there, you should probably-"


"I haven't got time." Milton cut in, pinching his fingers and bringing up a picture of a large, orange kitten. The stuff he had to look up on a day to day basis was rather amusing, but altogether, just another day of work. If he got a dollar for every cat picture he had to look up, he would be a millionaire. Shifting his two fingertips together once more, he swiped it across the page and typed in a few single numbers before it disappeared. "Sir, it's very important I-"


"GOOGLE!" Snoo shouted from outside, banging her fists on his front door. "I need you, please open the door!"


Milton lifted one of his fingers and pinched the bridge of his nose. He absolutely hated when people annoyed him. Yes he was the top of the top, but.. nothing made him cringe more than Reddit herself. "Lisa, open the door please." He ordered, clicking his fingertips across the keyboard momentarily for comfort. There was a soft click and soon Snoo charged inside, long sleeves of her white sweatshirt flailing. "Hi Milton, I just wanted-"


"Get on with it, was is it?" Milton raised a brow, glancing at Snoo before sending off another picture of a cat. "Well if you didn't interrupt me I would've told you!" Snoo huffed, fixing her glasses. "There's a meeting and we both need to go to it. A little birdie told me I needed to come and get you."


"Twitter?"


"Don't take my statements so seriously, Milton." Snoo snorted, and cocked her head sideways. "Are you in, or are you in?" Milton extended his hands and let out a sigh of annoyance. He might as well, just so these people could get off him about it. "Yes, indeed. Ready my tablet Lisa, I'm going with Reddit."





There was a small beep and soon a few pixels formed together, bringing the clipboard to Milton's hands. Another beep sounded with a soft click, and a pair of hands straightened Milton's tie and glasses. "You're all set, sir." She announced, pixels fluttering off into nothingness before Snoo let out a long sigh. "Why can't I have one of those in my place, man."


"Cause you aren't
Google, my darling." Milton winked slightly and hobbled his way out the door and onto the sidewalk. Whatever this meeting was, he wanted to get there as soon as possible and get done with it, as soon as possible. There was another snort behind him in response to his statement, and he laughed, plucking his fingers across the screen of his tablet. He had to keep working, there was no stopping.


The voices of the other programs grew louder as they approached the center, and Snoo was already in the excitement. Milton hadn't bothered to look up, sending more and more handfuls of information through the touch of his fingers.

 
Relix Nation




Relix scratched his head. "Huh.." He grabbed his tablet and started to think. "No way.." He ran towards his wall in which he had a large screen. He started fiddling with the technology until he hit a breaking point. "Oh.. my... program.." He said as he walked back looking at his screen. "Expo was right.. This is crazy. The humans, the viruses..." Relix shook his head and rubbed his eyes under his nerdy glasses. Relix jumped a little and started to post a hologram right in the middle of Expo and Winnie as they were with Internet. "I'm sorry to bother, but I'm sure Expo has already seen one problem in the system. Though, I looked further into the technology. The humans, they.. they're sending new viruses in, they're capable of.. well.. they might be able to take out programs if they are provoked. Sorry for the bad news.." Relix scratched his head waiting for a reply from Expo and Internet, hoping he wasn't insane.


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"Mother. Look at these." Expo reached into darkness, which revealed a control board. Lights started up, to show a room with wires, and external points everywhere. She booted up the main display screen as fast as she could and threw her personal screen onto the huge one. It was a line graph.


" Programs have been coming in at a steady rate as we were first created. Correct?" Expo heard Mother make a grunt in agreement, " Well, this is the chart of the new programs per year. Coming in at a steady rate. Well take a look at this . ." A red line started from the origin and made peaks and falls, but going at a higher rate than the black line which represented programs and websites. " These, are viruses. New viruses have been popping up, sure that's no big deal. But as we look at the coding inside these files. They are twice as long as mine. And this is a problem. Because, to create me, you had to help the humans, a lot. But this, this is creating itself." Expo paced back and forth with her signature ' Can't you see I am bust ' face.
 
BlueBird had been in her own home as she monitored her world. It was so fun! Jessicafoxielady145 was going crazy because AustinA never replied to her tweet which was obviously directed at him! On the other hand Tyra was all happy for the next runway show in her television program. She came to frown at the few gruesome tweets. BlueBird loved the drama but these humans were at times just confusing. It was amusing to remember how many fights that went on in her world in one day to later see that the very two are going on a tour together.


Bluebird also find them to be like snakes, not mentioning each other in any sort of way but one couldn't help but notice that it was so... Indirect. Did these humans fear each other? Blue did not care to find out as she continued to deliver tweets, search and helping new members. At times she'd feel sad for the new ones; if only she could hologram herself in the browser so they could ask her directly! But nay, she wasn't allowed to...


It was when she was delivering nearly fourteen thousand tweets to five thousand people that a cracking sound was heard. One of her many 'birdies' had decided to enter her home, a hologram she had installed for gossip inside the realm, and told her mother had come to visit that she put them aside. Luckily she had also installed a small filing order for when she is out of her comfort zone. The humans would see a small pop-up note telling them that the site is down for mere moments while every tweet she had missed is stored and filed in a swift order so she can later on just continue with her work.


Delighted BlueBird opened the door to her home and walked out to the streets. She always found this realm to be beautiful yet so... Weird... As she rarely left the comfort of her home. Once she had reached the square, she observed the crowd around Mother. Especially Expo, that girl had delayed way to many of BlueBirds tweets for her to come to like her. And she seemed to believe that she was the closest to Mother. She found it pitiful as they were obviously not on her league! She even had Mothers eyes and hair, what did they got?


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"Mother, I'm terribly sorry I'm late! If I knew before hand, I'd surely be the first one to greet you." Her voice which was usually nearly cold in front of the others was now emitting warmth beyond belief. "The viruses are capable of taking out the more smaller programs but not the large ones, to many firewalls on us folks. But it can be scary for those that are a bit smaller..." The girl glanced at Expo with distaste before she turned around. "You! You little... Do you know how many of those humans have left me because of you? Fifteen thousand tweets are delayed DAILY because of your lazy attitude! Mother, I honestly believe that you should give the girl a helping hand in work since she does NOTHING!"


BlueBird exclaimed madly at the older girl. "And those POP-UP windows are getting in my face every single time!"
 
Internet listened carefully and nodded her head.


"Viruses huh. My not-so-friendly children, yet my children nonetheless. Yes I am aware of these. To create something, there has to be a source. If you say Humans are not that source there are only two options from where the virus came from. One, from me which I highly doubt. Two, from one of you." Internet said, looking all of them in the eye.


"Now you see I know all that happens here because technically, it's me. I am a loving and caring mother but for this task, you will all have to figure out yourself. You'll do fine I'm sure." She said, smiling brightly.


Her smile dimmed for a moment and she held her head, faintly groaning.


"Something is happening. Gather everyone else and find the source. I..I need to do something." Internet said, faintly smiling.


She blew them all a kiss and disappeared.
 
Expo stared the the girl blankly. " Tweet tweet tweet. All about gossip. Go become popular then come back to me." The browser laughed, she didn't reflect her program. The program was a piece of her that she could not change. " Now please, unlike you, I have important work to do." Expo threw her arm up into the air and a notification of a meeting took place. With a red explanation mark it said for the town center. Hopefully the other programs would see this, this wasn't a drill.
 
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Relix rolled his eyes. Expo was right and obviously nobody listened to her except him and Winnie. Clearly the rest of them thought it was some kind of game. Relix sighed and turned to Expo in his hologram form, "I'll catch up with you later. I shall figure out some type of device to scan other programs with. I mean, I understand most of the other programs obviously have no idea how to work other technology except well us and Google.." Relix shook his head a bit, "But anyway, what might be your hunch for who the source might be?"

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Winnie just stood there away from Expo who was clearly worried. She thought for a moment and ran to the worrying girl. "Expo! Relix is.." Winnie turned to see the hologram. "Right... anyway. You don't think its Google do you?" Winnie said looking into Expo's worried eyes. Winnie jumped when she started to feel her program start to update. "Finally." she simply said to herself and watched herself pixelize.
 
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Zeta breezed through, watching everyone panic. She sat in the darker parts of the realm, watching things dim and brighten, aware of everything that was happening, though not yet interfering. She didn't need to be known yet. Even when this was the perfect time to cause distress. She smiled to herself. Maybe.... Maybe I don't have to wait... She twisted around, looking at her creator. Mhmm... She split a smile and started walking towards the group.





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Leia stared at everyone confused about everything that was going on. Why wasn't everyone happy? Why was everyone panicking? She walked over to Tumblr, smiling at the others before grabbing his sleeve. "KaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrPUH." She tugged again. "Whats happening? Why isn't everyone smiling?" She was genuinely confused, used to a site full of happiness and fantasy pictures. "I thought..." Her face fell slightly. "I thought this was supposed to be a happy place..."
 
Lin watched as they spoke of viruses and such making him only smirk. "Virus, well then I guess you should have joined in with my programs where they are virus free. I tend to keep them out of my system and unlike little miss windows over there, when I do get a virus it's handled within moments and not weeks." Lin laughed at his own words not caring if anyone else laughed with him and began to stroll through the void of a place he called home. When the notification popped up for a meeting he grumbled and glared at it. His was blue rather then red but none the less it was there. Lin sighed softly and allowed himself to shatter and crumble into data bits only to rush through the void and stop where the meeting would be held. The pieces would then slowly materialize until Linux had become whole once more.
 
Expo laughed sarcastically. "Everyone please.'' She looked around. "Shut up . This isn't a game, you programs always take things like it's nothing. Oh, and honey." Looking towards Lin, " I am trying to not hit you." Expo hated when they would act immature. She was serious, and pissed. Sure, when things were swell and everything was running good they can go and frolic in a meadow. But now was not the time.


" Now for the important things. We need everyone to stay inside their homes, and lock their buildings. Do not use any programs outside of you own, and everything will run finely. That is all." Expo walked away before she knocked the data out of someone.
 
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Winnie sighed when her upgrade was done. She was perfectly fine and listened to Expo until Lin interrupted. Winnie's jaw dropped, "I will have you know Mr. Smarty Pants," Winnine stormed to confront Lin, "That I am virus free. Unlike you in which I'm sure there is always something wrong with you. But no, you like Firefox and think I'm a load of software!!" Winnie was flinging her arms around in protest. It was terrible. Then she stormed off to her house that was all colored orange, green, blue, and yellow. "Home sweet home." She opened the door and there was Relix sipping some 'tea'.
 
Snoo sauntered over and listened to everyone else, staying close to Google. She didn’t like Internet Explorer.. not one bit. Chrome was superior, not to mention, it wasn't as laggy. “With the amount of glitches and freezes she has, why should we listen to her?” Snoo mumbled, crossing her arms over her bosom. “If anything, she could be lying. To make herself look good to Lady Internet.”


Milton had listened to everyone else bicker around him and couldn't help but snicker. How immature the other little programs were, it was rather cute. Most of the information he had acquired from eavesdropping was the fact new viruses were spotted and everyone was in danger. It didn't frighten him entirely but somehow.. it was like he already knew about such things. He was Google after all. “Well, this isn't news to me.” he mumbled, sending off more handfuls of information through the swipe of his fingers. “I refuse to take orders from someone who crashes every six minutes.”
 
" I said into your homes. " Expo looked at the programs. Internet Explorer was second in command. Since her update a year back, she is completely different. None of the idiotic programs have looked to see. No other browser was around right now, and due to Expo being created along with Mother, she had a lot of rights over the tiny time wasters. 
(( Since it won't let my OOC on my post. And you guys did't read my skeleton, Expo does not reflect her software.She has many rights over the programs and websites due to her being around before anyone else besides the Internet. She is like a cop in this world, but can be very nice if you follow the rules. She was put into the rp for a control to chaos))
 
"Oh okay. You can just stay out in the open and have viruses rip you into bits. Literally." Expo didn't give a damn anymore. Either the programs can listen, or be corrupted. Corruption was like death to websites and programs. And it is the worst way possible to go. She had her path easily parted by the crowd. No one have seen Expo like this, normally she is happy and helpful. But Mother and some others who have been here for a while know that she is very sensitive about people who bash her for her unrelated browsing program. The girl sighed and kept on walking, the browser houses were further than mosts.
 
Zeta walked out on the open, her green hair breezing out behind her. She smiled at them, disappearing for a moment, and then reappearing. She started walking around the open programs, trying to decide who to infect. "My, my." She whispered. "Everyone is so open, and... exposed." She smiled, her pale hand about to graze the shoulder of one of the programs, but deciding against it. She turned her neon eyes on two of them. She raised her hand, watching a virus dance around her finger tips, a smile grazing her lips. She smiled and, being a virus who could disguise herself, made herself look friendlier, her white skin turning tanner, her green hair turning brown. She could never quite get a hang of changing her eyes, so they remained the neon green. She took a breath and walked towards one of the browsers [Expo]. "Hello there~" She smiled, trying to show she wasn't who she really is. "Whats going on around here?"
 

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