Fandom We Solemnly Swear We Are Up To No Good [HP RP][Closed]

[IntergalacticToaster]

Honestly, Bailey Dansur, age sixteen and rather good looking for his age sometimes wonders just how he was able to pass classes all the way up to his fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. His wand was a complete fluke! A sham! Not even bothering to follow his command and always backfiring like a little twit!

He sighed, leaning on the Slytherin table of the Great Hall. It was about after lunch time and was quite empty save for the students who were around chatting with friends or studying. Bailey himself was just staring at his wand in dismay. He wanted to get it replaced... Perhaps find a wand that would be more suited for his needs. However, he had grown rather found of this wand even if it did mess up almost 80% of the time. He hasn't figured out the certain times when it's worked but... It's going somewhere he supposed. ​

 

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Honestly, Bailey Dansur, age sixteen and rather good looking for his age sometimes wonders just how he was able to pass classes all the way up to his fifth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. His wand was a complete fluke! A sham! Not even bothering to follow his command and always backfiring like a little twit!

He sighed, leaning on the Slytherin table of the Great Hall. It was about after lunch time and was quite empty save for the students who were around chatting with friends or studying. Bailey himself was just staring at his wand in dismay. He wanted to get it replaced... Perhaps find a wand that would be more suited for his needs. However, he had grown rather found of this wand even if it did mess up almost 80% of the time. He hasn't figured out the certain times when it's worked but... It's going somewhere he supposed. ​

Maya's arrival at a table where a lone boy sat didn't look like good news. Quite shamelessly, she suddenly hopped onto the Slytherin table, sitting onto the wooden surface and looking down at the dark-haired boy with a cocked eyebrow. She didn't hang out with her own House because fuck 'em. She doesn't just get along with anybody.

Nor does she happen to be getting along with this young man; it just so happens that they--rather, he was part of a group that she had formed not too long ago. They were a band of friends who loved causing trouble in Hogwarts, and do they care even if brings them to the risk of possibly getting kicked out? Nah.

"Never thought that the lady would be sitting here all alone today," Maya remarked with a small smirk, crossing her arms and legs as she looked down at Bailey smugly. "What's up?"

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[lazzalizzy]

Busy pouring a generous amount of capsaicin sauce on just about everything on her lunch, Esme didn't notice when Maya had sat down until she started speaking. She frowned when she noticed Bailey, not upset because of his existence but because he looked rather upset.

"Yeah, Bailey what's up?" She repeats what the pink haired girl said. "Is it wand troubles again?" She inquires after taking note that the boy had been staring at his wand.

Esme wasn't oblivious to what those "wand troubles" were. Being both slytherins, they tended to share some classes together and while fortunately she's never been the brunt of the backfiring, other students were. She forgets sometimes that while it was hilarious at times, it's not always fun for her friend.

"You'll get a hold of magic soon enough, I'm sure of it," smiling, she repeats what she's always told her friend, which is starting to lose its credibility.​

 

[imma.pastry]

It was a day like any other and classes had just ended for the afternoon. Toshio scurried quietly into the Great Hall, several books and his wand in hand. From afar, he saw three familiar figures in the Slytherin table. Toshio wouldn't miss them, especially when they look flashy all the time. Back in his first year, the boy was surprised that he could befriend others from different Houses -- in addition, he was the only Hufflepuff!

It's not like he didn't like his House mates. Actually his House mates are pretty nice! But he loved the group very much. Teachers labeled them as delinquents, and while it is true that they were... quite the delinquent, Toshio believed that they were all good people inside.

Now, his head hung low to avoid attention (especially those in the Slytherin table), he sneaked onto the Slytherin table and stood behind Esme. The moment he saw her plate he let out an inaudible gasp. Look at all the red... goo... "Hey..." He mumbled quietly to the group. Then he noticed Bailey's expression and weak gaze towards his wand. Always notorious for malfunctioning and nobody knows why. "Is your wand... broken again, Bailey?"

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[IntergalacticToaster]

Bailey was tempted to take his wand and try to turn his water into rum or some other sort of alcohol. He really needed a drink... Something to cure his grumpiness. All of the sudden, the bright color of pink hair caught the corner of his eye. If he wasn't sighing before, he totally was now at the presence of her.

The Slytherin wizard huffed and narrowed his eyes at Maya who had made the table her own chair. "I'll have you know that if I was a lady, I would totally wipe the floor with your looks."

He didn't really notice Esme near him either. Damn, was he too busy being a moody loser to see one of his close friends? Ah, Toshio had made his way over to the table as well. Maya was in the same group but... She's more of an awkward acquaintance thank you very much. Though, with everyone now crowding around him, he was starting to feel awkward with his depressing aura. Hope he didn't attract everyone here with that negative aura... He gave the girl a small smile at her words. "Thanks, Esme..." He muttered softly. He gave a nod at Toshio before shrugging and putting his wand away.

"It's what it is!" He exclaimed. "Why not we do something fun? Geez guys, I know I'm fabulous and all but no need to crowd around me~"
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Maya didn't very much care about the exchange happening, but instead focusing on Esme's meal, which was loaded with some kind of sauce. For all we know, this girl isn't one who thinks before she acts. She has a tendency to let curiousity take over her and take the risk, after all she's a big fan of surprises. So while Esme was distracted, Maya took the Slytherin girl's fork, scooped up some of her meal and put it in her mouth...

"What the fuck?!" Maya practically choked on the food she ate, spitting it out, unfortunately on Toshio's face. Her face red and lips growning swollen due to the spicyness, she practically panicked on the table, desperately searching for water. "Fucking hell--! Water--!" She couldn't even speak coherently as her tongue's too busy aching. "UGH!"

She heard what Bailey said though, and weakly raised a thumbs up. She'd want to say something rude to him, but she's a huge mess right now. When it comes to doing something fun, she's always up for it.​

 

[lazzalizzy]

Esme laughs at Bailey's words, holding back a response. "Su- Holy shit!" She yelps out in surprise. In her hurry to give her friend water, she accidentally elbows Toshio's stomach who, unluckily was right behind her. "So sorry!" some water spills onto the table when she turns too sharply, glass of water stretched out to Maya who was dying because of her plate.

The slytherin girl looked worried, "Did it go down the wrong pipe?" she speculates, rubbing Maya's back gently. She's pretty sure the ruckus brought some attention to them. She looks around and looks back down. Yup.

"Bailey, I do hope it's nothing that will get us in detention again,"​

 

[imma.pastry]

Ah, Bailey just being Bailey. Toshio smiled at him, and stepped back a bit just in case Bailey really does needs some space. But in any event... do something fun? Those words coming out of his mouth, does he mean another prank? Trespassing?

Peace was suddenly broken when Maya screamed out loud and sticky, pieces of food was blown into his face. His cheek was dyed red and his face began to burn, not from embarrassment, but from the spiciness of the food. Despite so, it took a while until he wrapped his head around it. And when he finally did, a single, silent jab attacked his stomach. He never expected for Esme to elbow him right in the stomach, and he didn't know what actually happened. He only felt the pain. Finally, the boy let out a scream.

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"EYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaAAAAAAAAAAGH!" He runs around, rubbing his face with his sleeves. In a frantic, the boy dropped his books and wand, rushed towards the nearest glass of water belonging to another Slytherin student and, like the intellectual he is, splashed it onto his face. Orange-colored liquid dripped down his messy face, and turns out that instead of a glass of water, he had stolen a glass of orange juice.

Toshio thought for a while why he did that when he could've gone to the bathroom. "Gh... I... I need a napkin." He walked away from the group. But since he had his eyes closed to prevent the food from going into his eyes, he ended up walking around aimlessly. "Napkin... h... handkerchief...?"

 

[Claradeso]

Class had just ended for Charles as well and luckily, he was just in time to witness the disaster that occurred in the Slytherin, his favorite house mind you, table in the Great Hall. He is a proud Ravenclaw and it's not like he has anything against the house the Sorting Hat sorted him to but, green was his favorite color and he so badly wanted those green robes. He once started a petition to switch colors with the Slytherin house but he was, obviously, denied before he even got started. It might be a childish reason but what the hell?

Clutching his books, he went towards his 'friends' not because he was concerned but because he wanted to see the damage up close and smirk at their faces. Especially at Maya's. That Gryffindor bitch.

"What the hell was that?" A crude laugh erupted from the boy as he took a seat next to Bailey, acting like the table he's sitting on is his usual spot. "Are you that thirsty, Toshio?" Despite his little jabs, he handed Toshio his handkerchief. He made sure to list that down on his mental list to those who owe him money. Any good deed he's done is to be paid, that's his personal motto no matter how messed up that is.

 

[IntergalacticToaster]

Bailey stretched, acting as if the chaos going around him with Maya and Toshio was totally something normal. Some students glanced over at them in speculation, wondering why the hell the white-haired Hufflepuff was screaming bloody murder. He paid them no mind, probably first year’s who didn’t understand who exactly their little friend group was yet.

“Detention? Oh my dear, Esme... We only go to detention if we get caught.” He snickered, winking at the blonde female. Just as he finished speaking, another male had joined the table. Ah, Charles, the wannabe-Slytherin. He probably was going to try and ask Bailey for his robes again because ‘green is his color’. Well forest green is Bailey’s color too! It brings out his eyes!

Leaning back on the table with arms behind his head and a with a mischevious smirk on his lips he said, “Why not we prank the Herbology teacher? I hear they’re going to make us do Mandrake babysitting again and I’d rather not touch the little creepy bastards.”

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Maya straightened up, sticking her tongue out and fanning it. Her cheeks were flaming, and tears filled her eyes. Don't get her wrong, she loves spicy food. But not that much.

She didn't answer Esme's question, so she wasn't much help, but at least the younger girl did her best. Maya sighed, holding Esme's hand for no reason whatsoever. She turned to look at the meal though, and furrowed her eyebrows.

"What the hell, Esme?" Maya scowled down at her meal, as if she'd want to wrestle it if it were possible. Esme's full of surprises sometimes and at this point Maya's sure that Esme is no good girl at all. Well, she loves her best friend no matter what.

"C-can you just... Get me some water... ?" She asked, wincing at the extreme heat lingering her mouth.

While she waited for Esme, she turned to Bailey, wanting to discuss about what he has in mind. She noticed Charles helping out Toshio already, feeling bad that she spat on Toshio. She just gave the brunette a glare as a way of greeting, totally catching his smirk. She'll just argue with him for no reason to cheer herself up later.

"Dwon't wowwy abwout dwewenshyun. Spwiffy," Maya said, while her tongue was stuck out still, not until there was anything to cure it. She winced a bit too. "H'wat mwade you think of thwat? Dwid you get intwo a fiwght wiwth him? Thwat why you swulking wike witte bwitch?"​