trigger the avatar above you with one sentence

[Hall Kervean]

Mayhaps thou hath me outmatched in both deceit and outright folly, but aside from that, I fail to see whither thou staketh thine claim.

 

[Reine]

At this time of night I don't have the energy or care required to put effort towards deciphering your attempt at Old English; it's definitely bullshit anyway.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Since you haven't put forth the effort required to understand the writing, you cannot tell whether it is or isn't.

 

[Reine]

With such a tiny brain, one can only expect a similarly dysfunctional memory; it's bullshit because you wrote it, love.

 

[Hall Kervean]

e=mc^2, and since I wrote that, well...

 

[Reine]

Well, I may or may not rethink my entire system of belief if someone as damaged as you also accepts the Theory of Relativity... written by Albert Einstein(there you go again mixing up your history facts).

 

[Hall Kervean]

If everything I say is incorrect, as you propose, then I propose that you not only exist, but have experienced love before.

 

[Reine]

Whew, I was afraid I'd have to break the bad news--but incorrect on the latter, because I really am a people-person, just not a stupid-people-person--which is why I'm afraid we would never get along.

 

[Mossino]

Damn, that white of a face? You really needa get some sun lady.

 

[Reine]

I was about to insult you, but I don't think anything I can say will measure up to what nature did all by itself.

 

[Arrows]

Queen of Spades??

 

[Reine]

(I don't even think that's an--)
Uhm... Eye of... Sauron?

 

[RiversEdge]

....burger queen?

 

[Elucid]

Nikola Tesla wannabe .

 

[Hall Kervean]

Don Fluffles.
(SAO Abridged)

 

[Reine]

Oh... isn't that the little boy from Death Diary?

 

[Hall Kervean]

Oh... isn't that the little boy from Death Diary?

Excuse your blasphemy.

 

[Elucid]

Hall Kervean L is kinda stupid

 

[Reine]

(Ah. You crossed the line. His only flaw is that his cause of death wasn't diabetes.)
I feel like your avatar is an accurate representation of you, which is just about the most insulting, honest thing I've ever typed down.

 

[Elucid]

(Ah. You crossed the line. His only flaw is that his cause of death wasn't diabetes.)
I feel like your avatar is an accurate representation of you, which is just about the most insulting, honest thing I've ever typed down.

W-WELL THIS GIF IS AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF YOU !!!

 

[Hall Kervean]

Your mafia would have lost all profit and been removed by the commission.

 

[Elucid]

Your mafia would have lost all profit and been removed by the commission.

(there's a commission ?)

You my dear sir have a face that looks like a 42 inch tv , that is to say you have a very wide face .

 

[Hall Kervean]

You seem to have forgotten that all this must be contained within one sentence, you tadpole.

 

[Elucid]

You seem to have forgotten that all this must be contained within one sentence, you tadpole.

You dare question my good sense sir , that is in fact one sentence you stinking dung peddler .

 

[Hall Kervean]

And therein lies the reason your mob is failing; you believe that not only do dung peddlers exist, but they're a profitable career.