trigger the avatar above you with one sentence

[Reine]

I hope all your sugar cookies are actually raisinless oatmeal.

(Too personal, man. Too personal.)
I hope all your socks go missing in the dryer.

 

[Hall Kervean]

I hope all your pairs lose only one.

 

[Reine]

Is your ass jealous of how much shit comes out of your mouth?

 

[Hall Kervean]

Is your 6 year old daughter jealous about how childish you're acting?

 

[Reine]

Wait, but you're still here—who let you out of your cage?

 

[Hall Kervean]

Your daughter realized that imprisoning human beings was a crime, so she graciously let me out and called the emergency services on you.

 

[Reine]

"Human beings"... I mean, sure, we share 99% of our DNA with apes, so you can't be that far off.

 

[TheRockInception]

Now you can't get triggered if you're already triggered

 

[Reine]

Gurl, pink is not your color.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Scientists have finally lined up the full DNA strands, as opposed to picking and choosing similar sequences, so it turns out you're actually 53% human.

 

[Reine]

Ah, I truly am envious, as it's clear you never had to go through the burden of an overabundance of schooling.

 

[Hall Kervean]

I'll use what I learned in my mere abundance of school, then: Tu stultus es.

 

[Reine]

I don't need to know Latin to be able to tell that what you just said is bullshit; since, after all, you're the one typing it.

 

[Hall Kervean]

But what if I used telepathy to tell you earlier that it is "its," not "it's?"

 

[Reine]

I would be forced to say that my grammatical errors were caused by my phone's autocorrect, though, as this is a hypothetical situation, I should not because I am merciful enough to let you have this one victory solely out of pity and morals.

(Heh... I am testing the reasonable limits for what qualifies as a single sentence.)

 

[Hall Kervean]

Since, after all, it would be immoral to not allow me victory.

 

[Reine]

...FFS, you're a cocky bastard.

 

[Hall Kervean]

You're the one who said it.
I merely agreed with it.
That's mister cocky bastard to you.
Or, alternatively, just sir.

 

[Reine]

And I think... that's more than one sentence---but you can call me either Master or Papi, whichever rolls off the tongue best.

 

[Hall Kervean]

And I think... that's more than one sentence---but you can call me either Master or Papi, whichever rolls off the tongue best.

I'll combine them in my own interesting way: Maps.

 

[Reine]

https://www.rpnation.com/threads/nickname-the-person-above-you.261442/

Wrong thread, mon ami, you seem to have lost your way.
[map pun]

[airhorns]
[thug life]

 

[Quillicious]

you both have dragged this out for too long.

 

[Hall Kervean]

Optimus prime called and he wants his stuff back.

(You had all the time in the world to interject)

 

[Reine]

you both have dragged this out for too long.

I was just about to say something to that extent.
Where did we go so wrong?

 

[Quillicious]

you opened your mouth, metaphorically. that was your first mistake.