Trickster's Champion

[InsaneTruth]

"Lettting champions wear rags and old clothes is soo pre plauge," Kai said and huffed.

 

[Ricia]

Sage smiled at Kai, "Ah.... rags is a bit.... harsh don't you think?" She asked with a laugh. When the bus stopped she started to get off it and adjust her bag as she started to walk home.

 

[InsaneTruth]

Kai followed her "You should see my god attire... minus the sparklies Nightshade makes me wear in my hair,"

 

[Ricia]

"I bet you gorgeous." Sage said amusing Kai with her usual smile. They walked a bit more till Sage saw a few men walking towards them. it was then she made a sudden detour into the backyard of someone else's house, jumping over a few fences.

 

[InsaneTruth]

Kai followed her watching the men "um... friends of yours?" he asked her "you do know you can zap them right?"

 

[Ricia]

"Yes well here you can go to jail for that." Sage mused, though she did not sound like she had lost any of the humor in her voice from earlier. When they got back to the main road the men had long since passed.

 

[InsaneTruth]

"No physical trace, lightning strikes randomly... did you steal their girls?"

 

[Ricia]

"Of course I did. Then I broke their hearts... also took their virginity. Fun times...." Sage mused with a big smirk, they were almost back to the house.

 

[InsaneTruth]

"And yet people call me the helpless virgin god chaotic neutral on the verge of evil," he mused and still kept following her.

 

[Ricia]

"Your a virgin....?" Sage said stopping mid stride to stare at Kai. She smirked a bit at him, "I can fix that." She said with no shame whats so ever.

 

[InsaneTruth]

"No thanks," Kai waved her off "not interested," he told her.

 

[Ricia]

Sage laughed and waved her hand dismissively in return before opening her front door and shutting it quietly. She was pretty tired and it was past midnight. She walked upstairs before peeking into her mother's room to see if she was ok. She was fast asleep like she usually was when Sage got home. Was she really getting better?


Shutting the door quietly Sage walked down stairs and put on her apron again and started to cook.

 

[InsaneTruth]

"Want help... my last attempt at cooking grew legs and ran away though," Kai said watching her "I can reach the tall stuff..."

 

[Ricia]

Sage looked at Kai, "How... do you manage that?" She asked, "And I don't want help... cooking is an art... but its not hard either." She said turning back to her food. She was making her and her mother's lunch for tomorrow.

 

[InsaneTruth]

"I don't know... my soup tried to eat me..." Kai sighed and plopped into a chair to watch her in more comfort.

 

[Ricia]

Sage sighed and turned around to, "Hey... can poison kill you? Probably not. What dose kill you?" She asked. She asked so nonchalantly it was strange.

 

[InsaneTruth]

"I don't know... you could cut off my head and I'd not bleed and my mouth would still be talking... the whole challenge is... I don't know if it can be done," Kai said

 

[Ricia]

"Great... I'll try poison.." Sage said pulling out some stew that she had just made and placed it into some bowls. Though there was an smaller extra bowl and she handed it to Kai, "Try it." She told him.

 

[InsaneTruth]

"Arsenic or cyanide?" Kai asked happily taking a spoon full and popping it into his mouth "mm... not bad at all you are a good human cook indeed,"

 

[Ricia]

"I just ladled it out of the pot! There is no poison in it yet!" She told him like he said something stupid... which he did. She sighed and turned back around and finished putting the stew into a small tub then stuck it into the fridge. She looked at the clock to get the time. She came in late today...


Quickly she cleaned the dirty dishes and set them out to dry.

 

[InsaneTruth]

"you are going to work yourself to... I'd say death but you can't die," Kai said "you work more then I did as a new god."

 

[Ricia]

Sage shrugged, "That's life." She said drying her hands on her apron and then hanging it up. "Good night. I guess I will see you tomorrow..." She said with a sigh as she walked towards her room. Obviously not wanting to talk about it.

 

[InsaneTruth]

Kai snorted he knew how cruel life was still didn't mean she couldn't ask for help. He laid on the kitchen table and stared up at the ceiling deep in thought however that didn't last long till he got bored thus he went to cause some chaos

 

[Ricia]

Sage woke up her normal time at dawn to cook breakfast for her mom and her. Enough time for her to walk to school. It was her normal school routine.

 

[InsaneTruth]

KAi was missing from it till about lunch time "um... remind me that antimatter eating dragons should never be released into a void," KAi told her sitting down "never a good idea how's school going?"