Fantasy Trapped in a (magic) video game

[vinn]

I want in pls

 

[SP3CT3R]

There's nothing gayer than MMOs.

Counterpoint: Sword Art Online is like negative gay

 

[Emmi]

Interesting

 

[Damafaud]

*peek in*

 

[welian]

: )

Really tempted to make "When Shit Gets Real" the actual title of the roleplay.

 

[RyanDiaz]

This sounds so fucked up, Im actually interested. Remembers me the webcomic called Hardcore Leveling Warrior.

 

[rennuelaw]

OMG,I';M HERE FOR THISSSSS

 

[Dreamtique]

I can appreciate a place where no brainpower is required.

 

[KamiKahzy]

I'll tentatively dip my foot in the water, see where the temp's at before I jump in.

 

[Phantasmagorialice]

Beep. I'd like in on it too if that's ok. I might be new to the site but I think I can hold my own.

 

[Say my Name]

Oh you gotta let me in on this it sounds like a complete and utter clusterfuck for lack of a better word.

 

[Phantasmagorialice]

Oh you gotta let me in on this it sounds like a complete and utter clusterfuck for lack of a better word.

In my experience those are pretty fun, am I right?

 

[welian]

I feel like this is gonna turn into the kind of RP where ya'all beat up the bad guy in the first two months, and the rest of the thread is y'all trying to take over this fantasy world for yourselves.

Like, this is a new level of clusterfuck even for me, and I am the QUEEN of this bullshit.

And our characters are all going to be either gamers and memers of the year of 2018, or clueless fantasy denizens who are like "Why did your parents name you xX_EmoBunneh_Xx?"

Just... picture that.... the warlock casting a spell and someone in the back of the group is like

"Hey, do those runes look like loss?"

And now someone's got to explain the context of the loss meme to people who don't even know what a computer is, much less the internet or a webcomic.

Shit, y'all are gonna break this story and we ain't even start yet.

 

[Phantasmagorialice]

Shit, y'all are gonna break this story and we ain't even start yet.

I promise to live up to your expectations Weli.

 

[Say my Name]

I feel like this is gonna turn into the kind of RP where ya'all beat up the bad guy in the first two months, and the rest of the thread is y'all trying to take over this fantasy world for yourselves.

How did you know my master plan?

 

[welian]

Lemon Boy

ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS GOING TO TRY AND BRING JESUS TO A PAGAN LAND?

 

[Phantasmagorialice]

Lemon Boy

ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS GOING TO TRY AND BRING JESUS TO A PAGAN LAND?

Question, if Jesus becomes big in the game can the pagans have a crusade against the heretics?

 

[Say my Name]

Lemon Boy

ALRIGHT, WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS IS GOING TO TRY AND BRING JESUS TO A PAGAN LAND?

I WILL ONE UP IT! I'LL BRING MONTY PYTHON TO THE PAGAN LAND!

 

[Lemon Boy]

BURN THE PAGANS. WORSHIPPING FIRE MAKES OUR CHILDREN VIOLENT AND SEXUALLY DEVIANT. PROTECT THE CHILDREN.

 

[Phantasmagorialice]

BURN THE PAGANS. WORSHIPPING FIRE MAKES OUR CHILDREN VIOLENT AND SEXUALLY DEVIANT. PROTECT THE CHILDREN.

As a matter of fact just burn everything. Fire is fun right?

 

[Say my Name]

I HAVE DECIDED I WILL START THE CHURCH OF PYTHONESQUE.

 

[welian]

As a matter of fact just burn everything. Fire is fun right?

I swear to god if your character defects to the demon army...

 

[Phantasmagorialice]

I swear to god if your character defects to the demon army...

I never said I wouldn't...

 

[Emmi]

My character will be for comic relief.


This whole RP would be comic relief though.. I can feel it

 

[welian]

Listen, one of the kingdoms is literally described as "A land quivering with passion" so.....