Realistic or Modern Time After Time | OOC

[Develius]

Basking in my lack of dino knolwedge and my character who also doesnt know Shit

Oh, she's gonna love loathe Elliot's barrage of Fun Facts™

 

[BELIAL.]

babs lit rally here to be gale weathers and write blasphemous shit if you do not convince her this park is the best thing ever

 

[birdgeoisie]

Oh no. JR is probably gonna be tasked with waiting on her hand and foot. Gotta get that good yelp review ,,,

 

[BELIAL.]

not the yelp

 

[idalie]

2 stars on google on an island in fuckass nowhere

 

[Develius]

2 stars on google on an island in fuckass nowhere

1/5 stars - The Pina Coladas tried to kill me~

 

[idalie]

1/5 stars - The Pina Coladas tried to kill me~

I shot a lizard and got arrested for endagering a species ):<

 

[BELIAL.]

I shot a lizard and got arrested for endagering a species ):<

the court of justice may sentence you, but not if i have a word with the court of public opinion xo

 

[Develius]

the court of justice may sentence you, but not if i have a word with the court of public opinion xo

Raptor Jesus disapproves of your actions~
10 years to dinosaur purgatory for you!

 

[AmberV]

My girl off in the corner, muttering into a tape recorder about the ethics of feeding live goats.

 

[Togy]

Now I gotta ask elytra - What other Prehistoric fauna can we expect to see in the Prehistoric Park?

We got Dakotaraptors (Man-sized raptors from the Hell Creek Formation - the same fossil formation as T-Rex; "possible" fossil chimera?), eurypterids (sea scorpions from the Paleozoic era; from the early Ordovician to early Devonian), and Mastodonsaurus (temnospondyl amphibian of the middle-late triassic; one of the largest amphibians ever at 6 meters long). I wonder what else the park has in store~

I may offer suggestions if you're up to it

Honestly, pretty impressed by your knowledge on this. Super cool to hear archeology jargon I barely understand. Gonna fit right in as the dino expert.

My girl off in the corner, muttering into a tape recorder about the ethics of feeding live goats.

What could possibly go wrong with teaching man-made, unpredictable predators how to hunt and kill living prey?

 

[AmberV]

Honestly, pretty impressed by your knowledge on this. Super cool to hear archeology jargon I barely understand. Gonna fit right in as the dino expert.

What could possibly go wrong with teaching man-made, unpredictable predators how to hunt and kill living prey?

Nothing at all, seems like a totally fine thing to encourage!

 

[Develius]

Honestly, pretty impressed by your knowledge on this. Super cool to hear archeology jargon I barely understand. Gonna fit right in as the dino expert.

Um AcKtUaLlY it's PALEOntology, NOT ARCHEOlogy - Archeology deals with humans/people and paleontology is with animals - get it riiiiiiiiiight

For legal reasons, this is a joke~

Thanks! Been a fan of the subject for most of my life and it's great to see about finally putting this to use here~

 

[Togy]

Um AcKtUaLlY it's PALEOntology, NOT ARCHEOlogy - Archeology deals with humans/people and paleontology is with animals - get it riiiiiiiiiight

For legal reasons, this is a joke~

Thanks! Been a fan of the subject for most of my life and it's great to see about finally putting this to use here~

This is why I just went with an animal handler/tour guide instead of pretending to know what I'm talking about as a paleontologist. Besides, I'm more interested in the behavior of the species and their whole sort of ecosystem on the island anyway. That's sort of why Lost World and Jurassic World were my favorites of the series.

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

okay my sheet is still subject to change based on any changes rabbit might make but i was too exited to wait to post

 

[Develius]

This is why I just went with an animal handler/tour guide instead of pretending to know what I'm talking about as a paleontologist. Besides, I'm more interested in the behavior of the species and their whole sort of ecosystem on the island anyway. That's sort of why Lost World and Jurassic World were my favorites of the series.

Elliot is definitely a more "hands-on" scientist that cares for the animals while knowing a bunch of stuff about them; however he certainly has his limits - something your handler can perfectly handle on his own.

I think they'll make a good team/duo~

 

[birdgeoisie]

I love sasha and his totally not gay encounters

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

I love sasha and his totally not gay encounters

it's not gay if you're in the military, for legal reasons

 

[Togy]

it's not gay if you're in the military, for legal reasons

Specifically the Navy

 

[Develius]

Specifically the Navy

But they're always wet in the navy~

Aight; feed me to the nearest Dakotaraptor pack

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

But they're always wet in the navy~

Aight; feed me to the nearest Dakotaraptor pack

deploying compys

 

[Develius]

Speaking of Raptors - You wanna see some paleo-accurate Velociraptors hunting narrated by David Attenborough?

Prehistoric Planet's a great modern dino documentary - pls watch on Apple TV+

 

[wickedlittlecritta]

Speaking of Raptors - You wanna see some paleo-accurate Velociraptors hunting narrated by David Attenborough?

Prehistoric Planet's a great modern dino documentary - pls watch on Apple TV+

aaaah i love this!!

i don't have apple tv but i want to see this show so bad

 

[elytra]

elytra I am a patient baby and I’m so ready for the lore but pls I must know is Dawson Creek named for Canada or where is this lovely local… if you wanna save it for the lore I will def wait but I am UNSURE

Hello i am late but the company did originally originate in canada : ) they had parks in canada and some in the states, but quite a few shut down. the new park is on an island, location unknown (just so it isn't leaked to the public before opening!)

Now I gotta ask elytra - What other Prehistoric fauna can we expect to see in the Prehistoric Park?

We got Dakotaraptors (Man-sized raptors from the Hell Creek Formation - the same fossil formation as T-Rex; "possible" fossil chimera?), eurypterids (sea scorpions from the Paleozoic era; from the early Ordovician to early Devonian), and Mastodonsaurus (temnospondyl amphibian of the middle-late triassic; one of the largest amphibians ever at 6 meters long). I wonder what else the park has in store~

I may offer suggestions if you're up to it

Lots of different types haha. Smok wawelski, Mononykus, Edmontosaurus, varied ankylosaurs, Majungasaurus, Yi Qi, Arizonosaurus, Microraptors, Prionosuchus, etc

 

[elytra]

also yea im online now. hewwo.