Cosmo
Does Not Know Kung-fu
Montague Navarro
Turn 1
LucasGhost
Coalin is packed full of large and small plays telling the tales of heroes and legends, such plays as Peacock Sergeant Miers who fought tooth and nail through the fictional Nurbellium Crusades to come back to see her wife, how she scratched, clawed and bled while leading her Color Guard through seemingly impossible victory after impossible victory. Many true critics found the sudden surge of popularity in 'heroic war comedies' to be a bit drab and grow old extremely fast, but the common man and women slurped it all up. The Color Guard, themselves, even started to march a bit straighter as people began to look at them with even more fervent look which, in turn, made them buy more and more outlandish clothing to help them stand out even further. Duels became even more common place as the Duelist, seeing themselves as the true dashing figures of the military, took to fighting one another to show their elite, heroic skills to the delight of the bystanders [sadly, a few civilians were occasionally stabbed or slashed on accident]. In truth, this whole sweeping direction Montague had pushed had gone far greater then anyone, but of course the Immaculate Montague as this was all clearly well within expectations, could have imagined. Murals started to appear showing dashing figures and warriors, games appeared allowing people to use slings, throw blunted javelins or duel with fake swords.. An artist even appeared called the 'Rose of Coalin', a female warrior who used a large Estoc blade as a great brush, as she moved and danced through her combat forms, the paint would fly from her blade to create wonderous impressionist art. If anything, trying to get this surge to stop may be the challenge at Coalin was starting to change into some delightfully odd Martial Artist city... with special emphasis on the 'artist'.
Gain New Military Unit
Coalin Militia
The Coalin Militia are a unarmored band of 'soldiers' with a motley collection of weaponry and horribly painted shields. They are utterly in love with the idea of being warheroes and have been tricked into believing war is simple and easy 'Back in time for dinner!' as it were. Each one tends to wear some vibrant colored ribbon, feather or floppy hat to try and stand out from their peers which hurts their ability to fight as a cohesive unit but their sheer belief in themselves and the idea that each of them is some secret hero of legend just waiting to be uncovered makes them Impetuous.
Gain 2 Militia Power
This is a unit currency that Coalin is going to have, it counts as military power, but the points from it can only be used to purchase Coalin Militia or Whistling Birds. With some EP investment [for better equipment] or better training facilities, this power can be converted into true Military Power.
But that's not all... Coalin's sudden.. support of dashing military figures has opened an opportunity.. The Rose of Coalin is not only a great artist, but a great duelist, and she may be able to be hired for retainer and turned into a great Hero... But there have also been a few knightly orders sniffing around Coalin as of late and seem interested in establishing a branch office within its walls.
Decision Point
1. Hire the Rose of Coalin on permanent retainer
2. Accept the office of a Knightly Order
3. Leverage some EP to try and get both
4. Your idea.
....
Meanwhile, in another, much hotter land where many of the actors and dancers were regretting [well, if they had the capability to] their fancy, colorful, but heavier clothes as their sweat ran down their bodies in droves, had arrived in Akthubit.. And ever single person within the capital also became immediately aware of that fact.
Explosions rocked the sky sending rains of glitter down onto the streets as flying kobolds, flapping fake cloth wings, tossed handfuls of the stuff down to the populace below them. Before the gate, a great host of people approached, dancing, twirling, riding walking lions.. Their movements were slightly 'off' as each one was an illusion conjured by the great, mighty, noble, brilliant, beautiful mind of Montague. Thunder crackled in the sky starting the sound of trumpets, bells and drums as the procession was announced.. People twirled in the air, held aloft by magic, as they twirled great ribbons below them that almost scraped the ground as some of the bolder children of Akthubit chased the tail end of the ribbons gleefully... as their parents chased them trying to hurry them safely in doors..
Another thunderous crack split the sky as something started to emerge in the heavens. Golden letters as if a great pen was writing words in the very sky.. Each letter brought forth a giant explosion of golden illusionary glitter as a sentence was carved into the very sky above Akthubit:
"From the City of Blue, Here Just for You!"
As the trumpets fell silent, a kobold so bright and shiny he reflected the very heavens emerged and opened a scroll... A scroll that fell nearly fifty feet to hang in the air as he began to read, "Akthubit! Your wise Nag... Negs... Negesta Kiyan," his loud, but shrill and squeaky voice shouting over the air as he fumbled with the pronunciation of her title, "Has hired the services of the most glamour, the most divine, the most handsome, the greatest playwright, actor, composer, singer, writer, musician, most grand, most lovely..."
For twenty minutes the Kobold read from his scroll, slowly but surely, it rising up to his hands as he read off every single accolade, great or small, his master had. Every single play he had written, every scene he had starred in... "The wonderous, Montague Navarro!" As the name left the Kobold's lips, another thunderous crack split the air as the trumpets sounded..
And as the Kobold finally lowered the scroll to look at the city, he noticed hundreds of bowmen at the ready, lining the walls, ranks upon ranks of golden shielded spearmen formed up in the streets apparently being ready for some sort of attack..
"Oh, I was supposed to come earlier.." the kobold said as if he finally remembered he was supposed to inform them before they arrived..
....
First Impressions go both amazingly well and horribly! Many of the people like the spectacle and are excited to see the play, while others are far less amused especially those in the military and charged with security seeing it as a massive display of the vulnerability of their city and something that needs to be fixed as soon as possible so no errant threats, or fools, could ever threaten them again... The play they put on soon will likely be the tipping point in how the city sees them and if their Warrior-Queen will regret inviting them or not.
As the days pass, hired runners scurry about the city to hype up the play, to enthrall the city into attending, to see the wonders that only the Blue City was said to have..
To the surprise of many, the play is a tale many are familiar with because it is one they have lived through. The story of a brave woman rising up against a corrupt regime to fight for honor, justice and freedom. The story of how Kiyan Taric and how she became the Warrior Queen.. Even if many critics do agree that Montague Navarro utterly stole the show as the dastardly villain and former ruler of Akthubit who falls to the heroine in the final act.. While many of the details are off, or extremely exaggerated, the play is very well done all things considered and it goes over extremely well within the city.. Soon rumors of the great play will spread throughout the land and imitations of the play will spring up, copying the tale of Kiyan Taric.. Kiyan Yaric's Renown Grows Arnalia
The play is sold out night after night, the wealthy of the city come to enjoy the spectacle and many more pay large heaps of it to lure Montague to their estates so they can converse with him, and show off to their rivals that they have Montague in their attendance.. Montague Gains 1 EP as well as powerful 'friends' within Akthubit
A single golden letter comes for Montague.. Within it reads an invitation to come to Nurbellium, to write a play commissioned by the Pharaoh, herself.. The writer promises great wealth and prestige but urges them to make haste.
Turn 1
LucasGhost
Coalin is packed full of large and small plays telling the tales of heroes and legends, such plays as Peacock Sergeant Miers who fought tooth and nail through the fictional Nurbellium Crusades to come back to see her wife, how she scratched, clawed and bled while leading her Color Guard through seemingly impossible victory after impossible victory. Many true critics found the sudden surge of popularity in 'heroic war comedies' to be a bit drab and grow old extremely fast, but the common man and women slurped it all up. The Color Guard, themselves, even started to march a bit straighter as people began to look at them with even more fervent look which, in turn, made them buy more and more outlandish clothing to help them stand out even further. Duels became even more common place as the Duelist, seeing themselves as the true dashing figures of the military, took to fighting one another to show their elite, heroic skills to the delight of the bystanders [sadly, a few civilians were occasionally stabbed or slashed on accident]. In truth, this whole sweeping direction Montague had pushed had gone far greater then anyone, but of course the Immaculate Montague as this was all clearly well within expectations, could have imagined. Murals started to appear showing dashing figures and warriors, games appeared allowing people to use slings, throw blunted javelins or duel with fake swords.. An artist even appeared called the 'Rose of Coalin', a female warrior who used a large Estoc blade as a great brush, as she moved and danced through her combat forms, the paint would fly from her blade to create wonderous impressionist art. If anything, trying to get this surge to stop may be the challenge at Coalin was starting to change into some delightfully odd Martial Artist city... with special emphasis on the 'artist'.
Gain New Military Unit
Coalin Militia
The Coalin Militia are a unarmored band of 'soldiers' with a motley collection of weaponry and horribly painted shields. They are utterly in love with the idea of being warheroes and have been tricked into believing war is simple and easy 'Back in time for dinner!' as it were. Each one tends to wear some vibrant colored ribbon, feather or floppy hat to try and stand out from their peers which hurts their ability to fight as a cohesive unit but their sheer belief in themselves and the idea that each of them is some secret hero of legend just waiting to be uncovered makes them Impetuous.
Gain 2 Militia Power
This is a unit currency that Coalin is going to have, it counts as military power, but the points from it can only be used to purchase Coalin Militia or Whistling Birds. With some EP investment [for better equipment] or better training facilities, this power can be converted into true Military Power.
But that's not all... Coalin's sudden.. support of dashing military figures has opened an opportunity.. The Rose of Coalin is not only a great artist, but a great duelist, and she may be able to be hired for retainer and turned into a great Hero... But there have also been a few knightly orders sniffing around Coalin as of late and seem interested in establishing a branch office within its walls.
Decision Point
1. Hire the Rose of Coalin on permanent retainer
2. Accept the office of a Knightly Order
3. Leverage some EP to try and get both
4. Your idea.
....
Meanwhile, in another, much hotter land where many of the actors and dancers were regretting [well, if they had the capability to] their fancy, colorful, but heavier clothes as their sweat ran down their bodies in droves, had arrived in Akthubit.. And ever single person within the capital also became immediately aware of that fact.
Explosions rocked the sky sending rains of glitter down onto the streets as flying kobolds, flapping fake cloth wings, tossed handfuls of the stuff down to the populace below them. Before the gate, a great host of people approached, dancing, twirling, riding walking lions.. Their movements were slightly 'off' as each one was an illusion conjured by the great, mighty, noble, brilliant, beautiful mind of Montague. Thunder crackled in the sky starting the sound of trumpets, bells and drums as the procession was announced.. People twirled in the air, held aloft by magic, as they twirled great ribbons below them that almost scraped the ground as some of the bolder children of Akthubit chased the tail end of the ribbons gleefully... as their parents chased them trying to hurry them safely in doors..
Another thunderous crack split the sky as something started to emerge in the heavens. Golden letters as if a great pen was writing words in the very sky.. Each letter brought forth a giant explosion of golden illusionary glitter as a sentence was carved into the very sky above Akthubit:
"From the City of Blue, Here Just for You!"
As the trumpets fell silent, a kobold so bright and shiny he reflected the very heavens emerged and opened a scroll... A scroll that fell nearly fifty feet to hang in the air as he began to read, "Akthubit! Your wise Nag... Negs... Negesta Kiyan," his loud, but shrill and squeaky voice shouting over the air as he fumbled with the pronunciation of her title, "Has hired the services of the most glamour, the most divine, the most handsome, the greatest playwright, actor, composer, singer, writer, musician, most grand, most lovely..."
For twenty minutes the Kobold read from his scroll, slowly but surely, it rising up to his hands as he read off every single accolade, great or small, his master had. Every single play he had written, every scene he had starred in... "The wonderous, Montague Navarro!" As the name left the Kobold's lips, another thunderous crack split the air as the trumpets sounded..
And as the Kobold finally lowered the scroll to look at the city, he noticed hundreds of bowmen at the ready, lining the walls, ranks upon ranks of golden shielded spearmen formed up in the streets apparently being ready for some sort of attack..
"Oh, I was supposed to come earlier.." the kobold said as if he finally remembered he was supposed to inform them before they arrived..
....
First Impressions go both amazingly well and horribly! Many of the people like the spectacle and are excited to see the play, while others are far less amused especially those in the military and charged with security seeing it as a massive display of the vulnerability of their city and something that needs to be fixed as soon as possible so no errant threats, or fools, could ever threaten them again... The play they put on soon will likely be the tipping point in how the city sees them and if their Warrior-Queen will regret inviting them or not.
As the days pass, hired runners scurry about the city to hype up the play, to enthrall the city into attending, to see the wonders that only the Blue City was said to have..
To the surprise of many, the play is a tale many are familiar with because it is one they have lived through. The story of a brave woman rising up against a corrupt regime to fight for honor, justice and freedom. The story of how Kiyan Taric and how she became the Warrior Queen.. Even if many critics do agree that Montague Navarro utterly stole the show as the dastardly villain and former ruler of Akthubit who falls to the heroine in the final act.. While many of the details are off, or extremely exaggerated, the play is very well done all things considered and it goes over extremely well within the city.. Soon rumors of the great play will spread throughout the land and imitations of the play will spring up, copying the tale of Kiyan Taric.. Kiyan Yaric's Renown Grows Arnalia
The play is sold out night after night, the wealthy of the city come to enjoy the spectacle and many more pay large heaps of it to lure Montague to their estates so they can converse with him, and show off to their rivals that they have Montague in their attendance.. Montague Gains 1 EP as well as powerful 'friends' within Akthubit
A single golden letter comes for Montague.. Within it reads an invitation to come to Nurbellium, to write a play commissioned by the Pharaoh, herself.. The writer promises great wealth and prestige but urges them to make haste.
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