The worst roleplay ever

[BananaMuffin]

Did anybody order a pizza

 

[Alex34]

"my gay uncuels wierd brother's sisters cusion died becuse of eating Pizza"

 

[Hawke.]

“Pizza killed my grandma”

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

"Hello, my name is pizza"

 

[Alex34]

"you killed my gay uncuels wierd brother's sisters cusion, time to die a painful death of your choseing"

 

[j.e.s.t.e.r]

"I choose ...." before bread can finish, an anvil falls from the sky and hits the person with the gay uncles weird brothers sisters cousin. "REKRAP!"

 

[xpstitch]

some odd species sits in the background, watching everything, before killing the asian girl and flying away

Melissandre finds the body of my previous profile pic and goes on a long journey to resurrect her with necromancy (Annoying Asian girl with parasol and kimono).

While she's at it she tries to resurrect this thread.

Resurrectted character proceeds to seek revenge on 'mysterious species'. She wipes them out by calling on an army of ninja assassin geisha samurai kung-fu warrior monks.

Besides the horribly historically innacurate east Asian army, Melissandre leads a mysteriously tolerant warhamer 40k army of religious zealout paladins of fire to start a crusade against all the god-dang liberuls in the government.

 

[Parrot Parfait]

And then a horde of clowns rise up from the ground with mallets and red noses in hand. All the joy of the world has been sucked out of it, and Armageddon has been triggered. All party stops have been pulled, and it's time for the party punch to flow.

*Rolls d20 and rolls a one*

Uh oh.

 

[DragonSlayer57]

A bomb explodes from under The parrot who committed this egregious sin before the clown feast on your FLEHS. Then jotaro Joe star stops time

 

[Kokoro-San]

*then SANS appeared out of nowhere and committed a gaster blaster attack on Jotoro Joestar*

 

[DragonSlayer57]

But jotoro luckily had a

to quickly intercept the attack

 

[-Random_Person-]

Jesus Christ has arrived, and made everyone ants for no reason. He then did the orange justice

 

[DragonSlayer57]

I bite you with my ant powers

 

[-Random_Person-]

No.

 

[DragonSlayer57]

Yes because i have something called GODMODDING

 

[DragonSlayer57]

MAKE ME WALK ON WATER

 

[Kokoro-San]

*runs over random people with car*

 

[-Random_Person-]

eats car

eats everyone *No dodge, no block, no reverse* trust

 

[DragonSlayer57]

UNO REVRSE HEHEHE

 

[Kokoro-San]

*i get out of car, all of a sudden taking out a camera and record people*

 

[-Random_Person-]

Too bad.

 

[gator]

Profile pic (Asian girl with umbrella and asian dress) starts making yelling obnoxious and incorrect stereotypes like "Yamete Kudasaii! Onichan sugoii Senpai Kimochi!!"

Kabuki sounds and "yoooooooo!" can be heard in the background. "Baka baka baka kawaii desu desu kuro neko!"

I'd play with them just because they use kabuki sounds

 

[-Random_Person-]

*Explodes randomly*

 

[Volkie]

*Beats a politician over the head with a 2005 Nissan Murano SE*

 

[xpstitch]

I'd play with them just because they use kabuki sounds

Thanks you for resurrecting her and takes your hand to join her on a journey to hidden Chinese temples to study secrets of secret mystical resurrection arts.

'Sakura' folk tune plays in the background while they leap from tree branches like Naruto ninjas.