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Fantasy The War

Cosmo said:
@UnknownOrigin Set up the Rules:
1. You don't pack or unpack. You just carry.


2. They buy you lunch at a nice place. No ordered pizza or fastfood. The least they can do is feed you.


3. They buy you a pack of beer or something to drink afterwards.
1. He's getting paid, he can help pack and unpack xD


2. He prefers pizza, so he's getting pizza.


3. Pfft, we have a bottle of whiskey, we're 19 and 20 years old. We're drinking in style.
 
[QUOTE="Play On Words]1. He's getting paid, he can help pack and unpack xD
2. He prefers pizza, so he's getting pizza.


3. Pfft, we have a bottle of whiskey, we're 19 and 20 years old. We're drinking in style.

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Yea, I'm getting paid quite a bit to be the hired muscle. By volunteered, she means she totally bribed us. And fuck yea, pizza! And whiskey!
 
UnknownOrigin said:
Yea, I'm getting paid quite a bit to be the hired muscle. By volunteered, she means she totally bribed us. And fuck yea, pizza! And whiskey!
HELL YEA! MONEY, FOOD, ALCOHOL! THREE THINGS I NEED AND DON'T HAVE.


You know, Play's probably the smartest of us. She has a... JOB.
 
@Play On Words 1. No amount of money you have could make me pack or unpack someone's crap. I hate packing my own stuff. So... O.o crazy that they would agree to that. Kudos, I suppose.


2. So? Get him good pizza. At a pizzeria.


3. Ehh, depends on the kind of whiskey. I've had some really, really, really gross whiskey before.
 
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Cosmo said:
@Play On Words 1. No amount of money you have could make me pack or unpack someone's crap. I hate packing my own stuff. So... O.o crazy that they would agree to that. Kudos, I suppose.
2. So? Get him good pizza. At a pizzeria.


3. Ehh, depends on the kind of whiskey. I've had some really, really, really gross whiskey before.
I know my friends, they do anything for money. But they're mostly there for carrying heavy stuff, but Weirdo insisted that they help us unpack weird stuff.


They choose their own pizza, I just buy it.


And I got their favorite whiskey. They're like twins, they like the same kind of whiskey, makes it easy for me
 
Cosmo said:
@Play On Words 1. No amount of money you have could make me pack or unpack someone's crap. I hate packing my own stuff. So... O.o crazy that they would agree to that. Kudos, I suppose.
2. So? Get him good pizza. At a pizzeria.


3. Ehh, depends on the kind of whiskey. I've had some really, really, really gross whiskey before.
2= WITH a wood burning stove, can't stress that enough. Char on pizza is divine, note this is coming from a 22 year old
 
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[QUOTE="Play On Words]They do anything for money.

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I'd whore myself out for money. Of course, for Play, I'd do it for free <3
 
Way better friends then me. O.o I would never help any friend carry their crap for free.
 
[QUOTE="Graecus Scum]I'd whore myself out for money. Of course, for Play, I'd do it for free <3

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... Yea, no. Keep it in your pants, sweetheart.

Cosmo said:
Way better friends then me. O.o I would never help any friend carry their crap for free.
It's not for free.
 
[QUOTE="Play On Words]Lol, I've had four cups of coffee in the past half hour, and I'm too tired to deal with them.

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Count your lucky stars you're not my friend who had a Tall cup of Cuban Coffee straight.
 
[QUOTE="Clockwork Syringe]Count your lucky stars you're not my friend who had a Tall cup of Cuban Coffee straight.

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Lol... That sounds like a Graecus move.
 
[QUOTE="Play On Words]Lol... That sounds like a Graecus move.

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[QUOTE="Graecus Scum]... Okay.... I'll accept that.

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Friend goes down to Florida for a week with his friends and they ask for one. First sign that something was wrong when it took 30 minutes to brew. Second sign was when he shit himself there. Final sign was when he didn't sleep for 3 days straight, took sleep medicine, didn't work. So he snorted some coke and fell asleep IMMEDIATELY, next morning he wakes up stuck to the hood of a car sunburned as all hell and he yells "MARK!!!!!" Mark sticks his head out the window and says "Mornin bitch!"
 
@UnknownOrigin Ostleim has never had slavery. (^.^) They were formed via a revolution against another kingdom they once belonged to and migrated away, breaking away from said kingdom to establish their own, new kingdom and colony, founded on 'new ideals' in an 'uninhabited' land...
 
Cosmo said:
@UnknownOrigin Ostleim has never had slavery. (^.^) They were formed via a revolution against another kingdom they once belonged to and migrated away, breaking away from said kingdom to establish their own, new kingdom and colony, founded on 'new ideals' in an 'uninhabited' land...
Ah, I'll change it to 'most'.
 

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