Fantasy The War

[Cosmo]

@Play On Words Hey, if something happens, it happens. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm all for seeing what develops and if certain pairs have chemistry. (But also means there are plenty of options for Vamp boy ( ))

 

[Play On Words]

@Play On Words Hey, if something happens, it happens. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm all for seeing what develops and if certain pairs have chemistry. (But also means there are plenty of options for Vamp boy ( ))

"Hey, bby. What's up with you?"


"Well, I was a hot Siren chick about twelve hours ago, now I'm fucking dead."


"I'm dead too. Wanna bang?"


I can see it now!

 

[Cosmo]

@Play On Words Should be a romcom. I would watch it.

 

[Clockwork Syringe]

meanwhile Tina and Alexander are stuck waiting for the transformation before they can greet the queen once more.


@Ami the breadling

 

[Play On Words]

Better than Twilight.


Drake: "I don't... Breathe."


Bryn: "Neither the fuck do I, dipshit. We're both dead."

 

[Play On Words]

[QUOTE="Clockwork Syringe]meanwhile Tina and Alexander are stuck waiting for the transformation before they can greet the queen once more.
@Ami the breadling

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I'm not even in that kingdom. And the other guys are a bit busy... Killing and dying.

 

[Cosmo]

@Play On Words "About three things I was absolutely positing. First, Drake was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how potent that part might be-that wanted to bang the Queen.. and third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably going to rock his world."

 

[Play On Words]

@Play On Words "About three things I was absolutely positing. First, Drake was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him-and I didn't know how potent that part might be-that wanted to bang the Queen.. and third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably going to rock his world."

Pretty sure that part is PRETTY POTENT.


Just died laughing, don't mind me. Bookmarking that post for the undying hilarity.

 

[Cosmo]

@Play On Words Woot! Googling twilight quotes was worth the effort!

 

[Play On Words]

@Play On Words Woot! Googling twilight quotes was worth the effort!

Much better than mine, I applaud you.

 

[Cosmo]

@Play On Words I don't have a lot of gifts. Being moderately funny is all I got, so I shall take your applause because I am just egotistical enough to revel in it.

 

[Play On Words]

@Play On Words I don't have a lot of gifts. Being moderately funny is all I got, so I shall take your applause because I am just egotistical enough to revel in it.

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[The Fluffiest Floof]

@Play On Words I don't have a lot of gifts. Being moderately funny is all I got, so I shall take your applause because I am just egotistical enough to revel in it.

You are creative, a gift I would happily trade my... oh wait I got nothing to trade... Well...

 

[Play On Words]

Right, you need someone to post. Sister! Sister person! I will go grab the sister person!

 

[Strategos]

@Salex Better question would be: "Why the fuck were you in their castle anyways? It isn't near any large cities, the population around it is fairly small, so... the fuck dude? Do you just wander into other people's capitals and pick fight with people inside them?"
O.o Also, related note... >.> Kinda odd that people just walk into other people's castles and apparently, no guard goes, "Yo, the hell you doing in here with those weapons? Are you supposed to be here?"

sorry i went to a no signal zone, but now that im back i actually mentioned it in a post akechi went into the capital castle to ask the queen if he could borrow a ship as he was not a citizen of quanni so he had to ask her directly... because the idiots on his ship left him before he finished enchanting his wakizashi. of course that is when perdita and the other guy/girl that i forgot attacked me for no reason other than saying i was their "dinner", id say its justifiable self defense

 

[ThatOneWeirdo]

[QUOTE="Play On Words]Right, you need someone to post. Sister! Sister person! I will go grab the sister person!

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*Stands heroically* The sister person has arrived! 'Tis time to save the day! *Goes back to computer*

 

[Cosmo]

@Ami the breadling You... >.> I'll trade you my 'creativity' for your accent that I know you have.


@Salex ... When someone gets stuck in the USA, they don't go to the White House to ask for a ride.... That... That makes no sense on any level... O.o ... Did... Was he just not aware that traders existed he could bum a ride off of after promising to reward them on delivery?

 

[The Fluffiest Floof]

*Stands heroically* The sister person has arrived! 'Tis time to save the day! *Goes back to computer*

*sits on your lap* Tis computer is now claimed by me, the mighty Ami-chan.

 

[The Fluffiest Floof]

@Ami the breadling You... >.> I'll trade you my 'creativity' for your accent that I know you have.
@Salex ... When someone gets stuck in the USA, they don't go to the White House to ask for a ride.... That... That makes no sense on any level... O.o ... Did... Was he just not aware that traders existed he could bum a ride off of after promising to reward them on delivery?

Yeah, because everyone hates German people after all and we are all nazis. Who wouldn't want that accent.


Funnily enough that IS what a lot of people think of Germans. I cri everitim.

 

[CainMcknight]

morning peeps

 

[Cosmo]

@Ami the breadling .... O.o I have only met people that jokingly refer to them as Nazis.... You know... the way people joke about most other cultures/people... >.> And the accent is amazing.

 

[Clockwork Syringe]

[QUOTE="Ami the breadling]Yeah, because everyone hates German people after all and we are all nazis. Who wouldn't want that accent.
Funnily enough that IS what a lot of people think of Germans. I cri everitim.

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Hey, german accents are cool. I visited a few of my parents friends in germany and we had a grand time.

 

[Strategos]

@Ami the breadling You... >.> I'll trade you my 'creativity' for your accent that I know you have.
@Salex ... When someone gets stuck in the USA, they don't go to the White House to ask for a ride.... That... That makes no sense on any level... O.o ... Did... Was he just not aware that traders existed he could bum a ride off of after promising to reward them on delivery?

well i think i can answer each of your points:


-yes true they dont do that in the US but the US is a democracy, meanwhile quanni is a monarchy so lets just say monarchy is WAAAYYYY simpler than democracy


-he is the human champion for a reason, beign able to fight each race if given the tools required so he isnt really per say having the best reputation in the quanni kingdom


-ok ill answer your question with another question: would you trust a man in samurai armor with a rumored sword that can cut through anything and has a reputation of killing each race?


phew that was a lot of typing

 

[The Fluffiest Floof]

[QUOTE="Clockwork Syringe]Hey, german accents are cool. I visited a few of my parents friends in germany and we had a grand time.

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@Ami the breadling .... O.o I have only met people that jokingly refer to them as Nazis.... You know... the way people joke about most other cultures/people... >.> And the accent is amazing.

Well I dealt with people seriously thinking that. I was gone with my school to Engl... a country and when we went to their class, as it was kind of an exchange, the teacher made the class great us with a risen arm and a "Sieg Heil." And I saw that that was not a joke or teasing. They thought that was polite.

 

[Cosmo]

@Salex Monarchy with a Monarch who is not only likely way busy but also tend to be self-entitled and aren't going to like someone barging into their castle to bum a ride off them. >.> Seriously man. Think about it. Especially when he could have just gone to any captain in the port and been like, "Hey, are you going to the human kingdom? Cause I am the Champion there and you will be greatly rewarded for my return."


So he has a crappy reputation, so obviously, barging into the capital and into the Queen's castle is obviously the answer... >.> That makes... about as much sense as Arkos flying over to Ostleim and asking to hang out with their kids.


Would anyone let someone like that into the capital? Hm? No. Would anyone let that person wander around in the Queen's throne room? Hell no. Would he likely be killed for carrying said weaponry and trying to get into the Queen's Castle? Hell yes. Would she give him a lift because, lawls, why not? Hell no. Especially when he could have bribed a captain, not all of which would be from the Dark Kingdom, to take him home using greed to overcome fear.


>.> Seriously bro. None of that was thought through. There is no way, in hell, he is getting out of the blame for what went down.