The Vending Machine of MAGIC re-boot

[Fistfullofjam]

You get a headlock from a guy calling you a nerd


I insert Copper Bullion

 

[Davis Butler]

You get the Bronze Age.


I insert the italic word I got from earlier, for I'm running out of stuff.

 

[Fable]

You get an underlined word.


I insert a pickle.

 

[Obsessed]

You get pickle juice


I insert a human heart

 

[Fable]

You get a demon.


I insert a chocolate coin.

 

[Davis Butler]

You get a Half Dollar.


I insert 

 butt wiggling cat.

 

[razzledazzle66]

You get a Grumpy Cat

I insert A Buzz Lightyear toy

 

[Fistfullofjam]

You get a woody


I insert the top 20% of a horse

 

[Hare]

You get the other 80% of the horse.


I insert glass.

 

[Fable]

You get sand.


I insert the half dollar I got earlier.

 

[Syra]

You get another half dollar.

I insert a plant.

 

[Phayne]

You get a corpse flower. Worlds stinkiest plant


I insert Spiderpig

 

[Syra]

You get mud tracks on the ceiling 


I insert capitalism.

 

[Phayne]

You get totalitarianism


I insert a vending machine. > 

 

[Syra]

You get the insides of a vending machine


I insert your poro icon

 

[KAmber]

You get a normal icon.


I insert a dead spider that will not ever live again

 

[Darkstar22]

You get the book Charlotte's Web.


I insert my social security number.

 

[KAmber]

You get your secluded security number


I insert a wizard

 

[Darkstar22]

You get Daniel Radcliffe.


I insert whiskey.

 

[KAmber]

You get rum.


I insert a red and black checkerboard

 

[Davis Butler]

You get crap chess.


I insert 

 

[KAmber]

You get 

I insert another chesboard

 

[Davis Butler]

You get a chess-related meme.

I insert Grumpy Cat

 

[Fistfullofjam]

You get a cease and desist from literally everyone


I insert your dead mother

 

[Davis Butler]

You get your dead father.


I insert the billions of cease and desists from everyone.