Doctor Llamabean
*winks at Markus*
RAV TORAMA | BLOODWORKS
When the smoke within the chamber cleared, Rav immediately scanned overhead and spotted the shield-shaped critters stirring about. “That makes sense,” he muttered, connecting their presence with the gassy haze and the burning in his lungs. He counted them—noting their positions.
In his peripheral, he spotted the pill bug shaping itself into a massive ball with a rolling start. Initially, he showed little reaction, acknowledging it with a look of apathy, his stance widening for balance as tremors spread across the ground. It was only when he recognized that the pill bug’s path led straight to his wife that an expression of alarm slapped the indifference right off his face. “Fffff-!!”
Rav lost his cool. He lunged forward with an uneasy kickoff, tripping over the uneven terrain and scrambling to recover composure. There was no time to be embarrassed—no time to give a damn. In that moment, everything was black, an endless void in which only Savannah and the pill bug existed.
He couldn’t run fast enough. His thoughts became clouded by panic and irrationality. Sav was strong; she could defend herself, but the distance between them wore a wicked smile and force-fed him illusions.
The air buzzed. Four sudden blasts shook him from his nightmare—three eruptions against the chamber’s back wall, and the remaining against the pill bug—and Rav skidded to a halt, slowing synchronously with the pill bug gigapod. As it screeched and wriggled, his attention drew to chunks of the earthen ceiling breaking loose and plummeting to the ground, courtesy of Emily’s rockets.
Stink bugs leaped from their places, one diving with a trajectory fixed for Rav as its wings stirred up the pungent musk trailing behind it.
Narrowing his eyes as it drew closer, his chainsaw roared to life, its serrated teeth spinning into a frenzied blur. A faint vibration rippled up his arm, steady and powerful, synching with the pulsing hum of the saw. He took a stance, balanced and ready, willing himself to focus. Sav would be fine.
She would be fine. She would be fine. She would be…
His eyes darted, seeking her—
—and the stink bug landed. Too close for comfort, it hit the ground in front of him with a heavy thud, antenna whipping furiously in the air. He barely had time to react before the creature lunged at him, its mandibles snapping for his masked face.
Charged with surging adrenaline, moving on instinct, he swung his chainsaw gauntlet in a sharp arc, carving a vicious path with its blade that caught one of the bug’s mandibles, severing it cleanly. It reeled backward, letting out a shrill screech, but it wasn’t done.
Neither was Rav.
It lunged again, Rav and it together, Rav’s blade growling with hunger as he met the bug halfway. He reared back with his right hand, readying his saw—with his left, seized the bug by an antenna mid-vault—then he punched forward, ramming his chainsaw into its face. Behind his mask and goggles, he wore a wild grin and wide eyes brimming with chaos and excitement. He pulled back, then rammed the blade forward again, and again… and again… Blue ichor poured from where its face had been, fragments of chitin sprinkling around Rav’s feet. He hadn’t even noticed Matt’s assistance, which had protected him from a slab of falling ceiling as he concentrated on the bug.
Then, when the bug was through, limp in his grasp, Rav let it drop and didn’t look back. He turned in the direction of Sav and started toward her, his blade idling, dripping.
He was practiced with his left hand, able to throw his boomerang with ease while his right was occupied with the chainsaw. Overhead, he spotted a stink bug’s shadow flitting through the foggy haze, and his hand moved reflexively, pulling his boomerang from his belt and launching it at an angle. It sang through the air and sliced clean through the bug’s abdomen before arcing back toward where Rav had been standing when he threw it.
With a flick of the wrist, Rav adjusted its trajectory. He controlled it with his gauntlet as he walked, and it bounded back into his grip before promptly folding into a more compact form, at which point Rav hung it on his belt. A cough lurched up his throat, biting and abrupt, but nothing he wasn’t used to.
“Sav. You okay?” he asked, trying his radio. From where he stood, his view of her was rather limited, and the ground was uneven so he had to move with caution.
Bloodworks:





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