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[Axel The Englishman]

SirDerpingtonIV

You'll never defeat me at the combat sports!

 

[Malphaestus]

I mean. If you want to be that person, I will warn you the Estogans will not like you too well. I mean, they will still deal with you, but don't expect much of a friendly attitude. But, you'd be more familiar with them and their land than anyone else.

I am no newbie to nation roleplays or how politics work, I am prepared. Not that you should expect your nemesis to be any less overbearing than an overlord surrounded by enemies ought to be.

 

[Malphaestus]

SirDerpingtonIV

You'll never defeat me at the combat sports!

So, what's the ETA on those Sheets?

Heck, I could even help you out in any way you want.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

SirDerpingtonIV

You'll never defeat me at the combat sports!

Fencing's my national sport.

And Oros seems to be REALLY into tournaments. Like, obsessively. Probably enough to kick both our asses.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I am no newbie to nation roleplays or how politics work, I am prepared. Not that you should expect your nemesis to be any less overbearing than an overlord surrounded by enemies ought to be.

Yes, we will certainly have remembered that when we were vassals.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

One does not simply, kick a Campri's arse.

Also, SirDerpingtonIV

There's no ETA, but I want at least a majority to start.

 

[Malphaestus]

One does not simply, kick a Campri's arse.

Also, SirDerpingtonIV

There's no ETA, but I want at least a majority to start.

Watch me. Wink.

I'd consider this a fresh amount of people, what's keeping us?

 

[Axel The Englishman]

That a challenge, good sir?

>Throws a gauntlet on the floor<

Also, I need nation sheets. Most of 'em, anyway.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Can I give a WIP one?

 

[Axel The Englishman]

That's what Pat did.

 

[Malphaestus]

I'd like a Nation Template to fill out before I can put in what you feel necessary in it.

I might expand on it though, depending.

As for the challenge, certainly, I will be out for you.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

The sheet will be in the link on page 3.

Also.

>Vigorously points at you<

 

[Malphaestus]

The sheet will be in the link on page 3.

Also.

>Vigorously points at you<

>Proudly dons his Imperial Crown.<

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

I realize we have undead in our ranks. If we ever have a "Miss Holman" competition, I know who won't be winning.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

>Proudly dons his Imperial Crown.<

*Screeches from across sea*

 

[Malphaestus]

*Screeches from across sea*

>Waves with his Ornamental Scepter.<

 

[Malphaestus]

The sheet will be in the link on page 3.

Also.

>Vigorously points at you<

Can you explain the faction mechanic to me real quick?

 

[Pat]

*Screeches from across sea*

Rename your subspecies Sea Pulchri or Island Pulchri or anything else other than your nationality home boy. Also, what gives with your loss of Pulchrian immortality?

 

[Pat]

You don't even have magic.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Rename your subspecies Sea Pulchri or Island Pulchri or anything else other than your nationality home boy. Also, what gives with your loss of Pulchrian immortality?

Considering I was going to name them "Estogans" originally, eh. It is more a pride thing than anything. They are unique to Estoga, and they are going to be damned if anyone calls them "Island Pulchri".

Loss of immortality was simply a different path of evolution. We split 10,000 years ago. That is a long fucking time. We still live for like 200-300 years though.

You don't even have magic.

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We do have magic! Just not as much!

 

[CabalAnomicPotato]

I'm an air power. I'm going to have a ridiculous amount of airships and fighters and fighter-bombers and bombers to maybe back you up homie.

Don't worry about being economically weak. Every other sheet so far but mine has a full blown war economy. Axel has 25% of his population in the military. Cabal has about half that, which is much more reasonable, but probably strains his economy pretty bad.

Yea, your probably right. Most of our troops are reserved, as only guarding our borders are of concern, but to keep them well trained....shit.

Also, pretty sure I take place of strongest ground troops.

 

[Pat]

Considering I was going to name them "Estogans" originally, eh. It is more a pride thing than anything. They are unique to Estoga, and they are going to be damned if anyone calls them "Island Pulchri".

Loss of immortality was simply a different path of evolution. We split 10,000 years ago. That is a long fucking time. We still live for like 200-300 years though.


We do have magic! Just not as much!

Your Estogans are like the Hufflepuffs of Pulchri subspecies. Not going to lie, we Snow Pulchri are going to look down on you a little bit, but at least you'll get free admittance to our version of Hogwarts.

 

[SirDerpingtonIV]

Yea, your probably right. Most of our troops are reserved, as only guarding our borders are of concern, but to keep them well trained....shit.

Also, pretty sure I take place of strongest ground troops.

Eh. I would disagree. Although you probably have the most mobile army for sure.

Your Estogans are like the Hufflepuffs of Pulchri subspecies. Not going to lie, we Snow Pulchri are going to look down on you a little bit, but at least you'll get free admittance to our version of Hogwarts.

A price must be paid for being the THICCest after all. They do have a very Hufflepuff vibe though.

 

[Pat]

Eh. I would disagree. Although you probably have the most mobile army for sure.

A price must be paid for being the THICCest after all. They do have a very Hufflepuff vibe though.

A cups best cups.

 

[Axel The Englishman]

Malphaestus

That's pretty much the group that governs your realm.