Fantasy The tales of RPN (the Rpn rp) lore/CS

[Vagabond Spectre]

With hot rhymes like those. There will be nothing left of the RP! BearBearBear Flowiest D

 

[BearBearBear]

Not really, but sure. Don't worry, it's over. XD

 

[Flowiest D]

I got to go to work, don’t proceed to hard on the first mini boss fight aha

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

I guess the life of a moderator is no laughing matter. XD Alteras

 

[AbsurdNerd]

I think I will make a racially offensive third world child who has just discovered the internet.
Ok, no, that would be really terrible.

 

[Generic Brooding Antihero]

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[div class=title]Generic Brooding Antihero[/div] [div class=subtitle] [div class=p]'Justice ain't gonna dispense itself.'[/div] [div class=p]Gene / Broody / Anti[/div] [/div]

[div class="content titleLesEssentiels"][div class=secTitle]Les Essentiels[/div][/div] [div class="content titleLapperence hidden"][div class=secTitle]L'apperence[/div][/div] [div class="content titleLesCapacites hidden"][div class=secTitle]Les Capacités[/div][/div] [div class="content titleLHistoire hidden"][div class=secTitle]L'Histoire[/div][/div] [div class="content titleCredits hidden"][div class=secTitle]Crédits[/div][/div] [div class=sidebar] [div class=tabTitle]Sommaire[/div] [div class="tab activeTab"]Les Essentiels[/div] [div class=tab]L'apperence[/div] [div class=tab]Les Capacités[/div] [div class=tab]L'Histoire[/div] [div class=tab]Crédits[/div] [/div] [div class="content contentLesEssentiels" style=font-size:150%] [div class=p4]Age: Infant Child (2 months)[/div] [div class=p4]Sex: Male (Female in 1 form)[/div] [div class=p2] [/div] [div class=p4]Occupation/Role: Token French Guy[/div] [div class=p4]Race: Edgelord[/div] [div class=p4]Known For: Lame jokes and questionable life choices.[/div] [div class=p2] [/div] [div class=p4]Cookies: -252[/div] [/div] [div class="content contentLapperence hidden"] [div class=p][div class=header]Appearance:[/div] With his chestnut-coloured hair (if the chestnut was burnt) and dark eyes, Anti possesses Romain Duris-like features, complete with a Romain Duris-like height of 1.73cm (5’8”) and a thick Romain Duris-like French accent. One might even say that he slightly -- slightly! -- resembles Romain Duris himself, if Romain Duris was from the Community in The Giver.[/div] [div class=p2] [/div] [div class=p]The shock of burnt chestnut curls atop his head looks wild and messy, but in a fashionable way. He has a professional hair tousler on his payroll for this very reason. Anti also has a permanent stubble, and looks pissed off all the time. The collars of his dark trench coat are always popped up. Always.[/div] [div class=p3] [/div] [div class=p][div class=header]Equipment:[/div] Bad guys, beware. Like many brooding antiheroes, Anti carries, on his back, a great weapon of justice: Le Pain de La Liberté (pictured above). It takes the form of a 5-ft long stale baguette, and is indestructible as it is inedible.[/div] [div class=p2] [/div] [div class=p]Le Pain became enchanted when it was stolen by a man called Jean Valjean, who allegedly proclaimed: ‘Whosoever holds this baguette, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Napoleon.’ Only a true offensive French caricature can wield such a weapon; anyone else would not even be able to lift it.[/div] [/div] [div class="content contentLesCapacites hidden"] [div class=p][div class=header]Languages:[/div][div class=subheader2]Semi-fluent in English, and (when in Xavier/L’Auberge Espagnole form) in Spanish. Highly proficient in Google Translate French.[/div][/div] [div class=p3] [/div] [div class=p][div class=header]Abilities:[/div][/div]

[div class=p][div class=subheader]Method Acting:[/div] Anti morphs into a character listed on Romain Duris’ IMDB page. However, the character he transforms into must be from a movie of the same/similar genre as the basis of Anti’s current location. Here are his currently known forms:[/div]

[div class=p][div class=subheader2](Fandom)[/div] Any form mentioned below.[/div] [div class=p][div class=subheader2](Realistic/Modern) Alex Lippi/L’arnacoeur:[/div] A conman specialising in channelling Swayze, and stealing Rick Grimes’ girl.[/div] [div class=p][div class=subheader2](Fantasy; Futuristic) Colin/L'Écume des jours:[/div] A wealthy inventor specialising in turning acid trips into reality.[/div] [div class=p][div class=subheader2](Dice; Realistic/Modern) Arsène Lupin:[/div] 50% legendary pickpocket, 50% master of disguise, 100% fuccboi. Lovechild of Robin Hood and Don Juan, but French. Has bad blood with renowned detective Herlock Sholmes.[/div] [div class=p][div class=subheader2](Colosseum; Nation Building) None:[/div] *Waves white flag*[/div]

[div class=p][div class=subheader]Purple Prose:[/div] Notorious for his annoyingly lengthy posts, Anti uses his inner wordiness to conjure a:[/div]

[div class=p][div class=subheader2]Wall of Text:[/div] Blocks most physical attacks. Rumour has it that it is so great, it is the only man-made object visible to the naked eye from the moon.[/div] [div class=p][div class=subheader2]Bedtime Story:[/div] Induces sleep, confusion, and/or mass hysteria. Cancelled/countered with the tl;dr.[/div] [div class=p][div class=subheader2]Note:[/div] Both are sustained, chanting spells which means Anti must keep on talking for the ability to remain active.[/div]

[div class=p][div class=subheader]Inner Demons:[/div] Anti calls forth one of the many creatures residing in his black soul. No more than one demon can be active at a time. Each summoning lasts 5 minutes. The ability can be used twice every 24 hours.[/div]

[div class=p][div class=subheader2]Angst Demon:[/div] A humanoid creature with five pairs of arms, each hand wielding a katana. So edgy it can cut through anything.[/div] [div class=p][div class=subheader2]Cringe Demon:[/div] A wraith-like shadow spirit that can put a single target in a trance, forcing them to relive their most embarrassing moments over and over again. Similar to a Dementor, except instead of feeding on happiness, it feeds on dignity.[/div] [div class=p][div class=subheader2]Barbara:[/div] Don’t even ask.[/div]

[div class=p3] [/div] [div class=p][div class=header]Feats/Bonuses:[/div][/div]

[div class=p][div class=subheader]Omelette du Fromage:[/div] Anti speaks the language of luv, giving him a bonus to diplomacy checks (additional bonus if target likes romantic comedies), and penalty to intimidate checks.[/div] [div class=p][div class=subheader]Château d’Edge:[/div] Anti gains massive enhancements to strength, reflexes and healing at night, but only when at least one of the following also applies:[/div]

[div class=p]* My Chemical Romance is playing in the background.[/div] [div class=p]* He is either at home, at a graveyard, in a dark corner of the local pub, or at a high point in the city (e.g. spire, rooftop ledge, tower crane, etc.), sulking as a soft breeze blows through his professionally tousled hair.[/div]

[div class=p3] [/div] [div class=p][div class=header]Weaknesses:[/div] [div class=subheader2]English, happiness, basic human interaction.[/div][/div] [/div] [div class="content contentLHistoire hidden"] [div class=p][div class=header]Personality:[/div][/div] [div class=p]Anti is an enigma -- not just because I’m too lazy to give him an actual personality, but also because I’m too incompetent to give him an actual personality. Despite the walls (of text) that he’s built around himself over the years, his soulful, black-and-white eyes give him away: They are full of pain and tragic backstory. Broken and brooding, Anti has managed to push everyone away by dropping groan-inducing puns everywhere he goes. He walks a lonely road, but trust me: It’s better this way.[/div] [div class=p3] [/div] [div class=p][div class=header]Bio:[/div][/div] [div class=p]Anti was born an orphan. Yes, an orphan. His backstory is so tragic that his parents couldn’t even get mercilessly slaughtered before his eyes, because they never existed to begin with. Instead, he spawned from the fallen crumbs of a croissant. Its rich chocolate filling would be his first and last taste of sweetness. From birth, Generic Brooding Antihero was cursed; everyone he cares for (especially romantic interests) ends up with their cold, lifeless body stuffed into a fridge. This curse has drained all the colour in his life. Literally. Which is why his entire physical appearance is greyscale.[/div] [div class=p2] [/div] [div class=p]It’s no wonder Anti’s past time includes staring blankly into space, thinking about deep, philosophical things your tiny, angst-free mind couldn’t possibly comprehend. Don’t be fooled, though: Beneath the cold, generic brooding exterior lies a sad nerd who just wants your cookies. All of them.[/div] [/div] [div class="content contentCredits hidden"] [div class=p]Tabs code shamelessly stolen from Lyro [/div] [div class=p2] [/div] [div class=p]Also while we're on the subject of confessions, I would just like to admit that yes, I did, in fact, change my avatar just for this RP. I couldn't, for the life of me, find the source of my original avatar, so I replaced one broody black-and-white Romain Duris with another.[/div] [/div] [div class=clear][/div]

 

[Flowiest D]

You mr antihero, life in the boring city area, or in the fantasy district, inside or out the wall.

Can’t wait to see that baguette in action.

 

[Generic Brooding Antihero]

You mr antihero, life in the boring city area, or in the fantasy district, inside or out the wall.

Can’t wait to see that baguette in action.

Hey man, you can put me right in the heart of the favelas for all I care. I just really. Really. Want. A batcave. ಥ_ಥ

 

[Flowiest D]

Hey man, you can put me right in the heart of the favelas for all I care. I just really. Really. Want. A batcave. ಥ_ಥ

Gonna have to work on a cookie trustfund..
Maybe hit up The Mechanist i think he has the highest cookie count
You do enough in game quests to get say, 1000 cookies you can buy a batcave in phandom town. Lol

 

[Flowiest D]

Phadia if you do not join you best not refuse a summons when someone needs a cute murderer to help aha

 

[The Mechanist]

Gonna have to work on a cookie trustfund..
Maybe hit up The Mechanist i think he has the highest cookie count
You do enough in game quests to get say, 1000 cookies you can buy a batcave in phandom town. Lol

Do I really have the highest count?

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Till Necessity4Fun posts her response i'm afraid i can't do anything right now.

 

[Flowiest D]

It’s allll good. For me anyway.. I’m the GM. I can post NPC’s all I want.. I could even start the next quest lines... I wish everyone I tagged joined aha

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

It’s allll good. For me anyway.. I’m the GM. I can post NPC’s all I want.. I could even start the next quest lines... I wish everyone I tagged joined aha

I actually planned on picking you and BearBearBear up with the car. It's a four-seater car after all. Though it seems like i lost track of your location...

 

[Flowiest D]

Ahaha
Well bear is a bear, couldn’t for in the car there,
And as I am me I can zoom anywhere in RPN without care

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Ahaha
Well bear is a bear, couldn’t for in the car there,
And as I am me I can zoom anywhere in RPN without care

Hey, Nessy can jump through space and time dimensions by simply hopping, which is clearly a 10 times faster method than my car but they decided to go for a ride.

 

[BearBearBear]

I am back from LIFE... and I lost track of what was going on. What is going on?

 

[Flowiest D]

The bear and Flowiest are in phandom town where they have seen my first fuck up as GM aha

 

[Venomous_Tia]

Another RP of yours, that I wish to join.
Time to create a gosh-hecking monster.

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Flowiest D Rap battle me How long have you been rhyming?

 

[Flowiest D]

Flowiest Dingo is a beast hands
down makes everybody else look like a clown
Make a smile a frown or even vice versa
give me a crown the way I make a verse ya,
gonna be in for some trouble stand at a ten hut like on the double cause the way I bubble even when I blow, kick shit apeshit fast or slow yes and no
As long as I can remember.

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Stand back yo, cuz now i'm here serve you
After this battle you'll be cryin', here's a tissue
Rap battles in forums is something always disregarded
No hard feelings, bro. i'm just finishing what i started
Nice.

 

[Vagabond Spectre]

Till nessy responds i can't do anything since i'm pinned down.

 

[Necessity4Fun]

Till nessy responds i can't do anything since i'm pinned down.

For how long can you stay? Cause I'm on it rn >w<
Sorry, AEGIS needed my attention the most last night, we're rushing to finish the current episode and such ^^'

 

[Flowiest D]

No one can blame you blue sky, why
Your the light in everyone’s eye