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With all the commotion going on down at the ground floor of the castle, the corridor that Jack was currently walking through was rather empty and void of life. The occasional maid or servant would quickly scamper past him, paying no heed to the uninvited guest that was strutting about as though he justly belonged. Jack found that somewhat amusing, although he understood how a large and fiery explosion of unknown origin could steal the attention of anyone nearby. That said, he couldn't help but laugh at how easily fooled the guards were. If they hadn't already figured it out when they couldn't spot anyone on the ship before it crashed into the side of the castle, then surely they would have realized by now that there was an intruder in the castle...
"Hah! Dumbasses..." said Jack, bellowing out his thunderous scoff in regards to the kingdom's shoddy security. Just then, however, a group of three guards came running from around the corner to prove Jack wrong -- all of whom immediately skidded to a stop, sliding past Jack upon noticing his unfamiliar face. Jack, hands still in pockets, kept walking as though nothing were wrong. The leader of this trio of guards, however, was not so easily fooled...
"Halt!" shouted the knight. "You, with the sunglasses! Identify yourself!" After being addressed so directly, Jack had no choice but to stop in his tracks and turn around to face the knight who was clearly in charge. He turned partway to face him, although not directly, and gave the three guards a raise of his eyebrow.
"Hmm...?" hummed Jack, giving his own chest a point with his finger, as though they might be talking to someone else. "Me?"
"Yes, you!" said the knight. "Do you see anyone else with blue-tinted sunglasses?" Jack wore a look of ignorance on his face as he took a moment to look around the hall, searching for whether or not there might be another person with the same sunglasses as him. Finally, he brought his gaze back to the guards and shook his head lightly as he gave them a shrug.
"Nope, I sure don't." said Jack. The leader of the trio showed his annoyance with Jack's antics immediately, and moved toward him, halberd raised in a threatening manner, upon which the two other guards beside him chose to raise their own swords out of alert.
"You dare act a fool before an Otanis Knight?!" shouted the proud knight, resting the tip of his halberd's blade just under Jack's chin. "I order you to identify yourself!"
"Ah, right, right!" said Jack, a smile forming on his face. "I'm Jack," Giving them a nod, he raised a single hand in greeting. "And who are you~?"
"Jack..." said the knight, pausing for Jack to finish the line for him.
"Huh? Oh! No, it's just Jack." The knight gave him a confused look as he lowered his hold on the halberd for a moment, wondering what this strange man was up to.
"Blasphemy -- every man, woman and child has a first and last name. Now I order you again to give forth your own!" The knight quickly regained his demeanor and pressed the blade of his halberd up against Jack's neck, which Jack instinctively leaned back from a bit, his hands raised in way of surrender.
"Whoa... Careful with that thing! Someone might get hurt..." Jack said this with an apparent worried look on his face.
"Enough games, heathen!" growled the knight, anger clear on his face. It was obvious that this particular man was not so ready to be had by Jack's silly antics. "I'll give you one last chance to identify yourself before I remove your head from your shoulders!" Jack's expression changed from worry to confidence. His lowered brow and wicked grin sent a chill through the air as he spoke these next words...
"I told you already, didn't I?" he said, staring straight into the knight's eyes. "My name is Jack..."
It took the knight a moment to register what this man was implying, and immediately after realizing what he was trying to say, he decided to take no chances by quickly thrusting his halberd forward, aiming for Jack's trachea. This, having been easily anticipated by Jack, proved to be ineffective, as Jack had slid out of the way and to the side, as though his body were made of water, before taking a couple of cautionary steps backward.
"KILL THE INTRUDER!!!" shouted the knight, ordering his men to take up arms against what would likely be the most dangerous adversary they would ever come to face, as he mirrored Jack's back pedal. Crying out with gusto, the two other guards charged forward, swords held above their heads. Jack simply gave them a smirk and took a single step toward them. The two of them were rookies at best -- their lack of strategy proved this, and Jack would be sure to exploit it. Both guards, having simultaneously tried to attack one target at the same pace, were easily passed by. Again, like water, Jack slid between them straight down the middle in a blur of motion as they swung their swords down. As Jack lunged forward, he managed to lock his arms with each guard's own. If time could be stopped for a single instant, this picture would appear to be giving off the slight impression that the guards were dragging Jack off to jail from either side. However, given Jack's confident smirk; it was made clear that Jack was the one in control of this grapple. As soon as he planted his forward foot down onto the marble floor, with his rear foot acting as an origin point for the following technique, the two guards were defeated...
One moment it seemed that the castle's intruder would be slain on the spot. The next, both guards were pulled off their feet and spun like ragdolls. The heels of their boots dragged across the marble floor as Jack pivoted at the center, stirring up dust in the form of a circle around him and the two idiots he was swinging. When he was finished with this quick, two-step movement, both guards were let go -- the momentum of the reversal forcing them to switch places, where they immediately slammed into either wall of the corridor opposite each other. They gave out a yelp of surprise and obvious pain, and slid to the ground, their consciousness soon leaving them stranded.
Jack straightened his position out once again, appearing as he did before his interception of the two guards, a smile still on his face as he dusted his pants off. There was no time to dilly-dally, however, as the knight who was leading the KO'd duo was already on the move to take Jack down himself.
"RAAH!!" he cried, lunging forward with another thrust of his halberd, aiming straight for Jack's face. Jack merely bobbed his head out of the way, returning to his peculiar water-like movements displayed just previously. "DAMN YOU!!" Not giving up, the knight maintained a perfect stance as he kept a rhythm of strikes flowing forward. But this proved to be a fruitless endeavor, as Jack was effortlessly sliding out of the way of each thrust, his eyes closed and his hands in his pockets as he bobbed and weaved -- his calm smile never leaving his face. "GRAAHH!! STAY STILL, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!" Now more than frustrated, the knight began to over-compensate his strength to try and out-maneuver Jack's speed, which ended up making matters worse for the proud knight. Now panting from fatigue, the knight's actions began to slow. However, he wasn't about to give up. He was determined to land at least one strike on the son of a b*tch who dared to break into the king's castle, and worse yet -- the princess's sector... Wait, the princess! So that's what this was about! The knight was sure of it now, as he continued lunging after Jack, who kept dodging. "I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE, MONSTER!!" he shouted, never once letting up his advances.
"Oh, is that a fact?" said Jack, mockingly, as he opened his eyes slowly while still dodging around.
"YOU'RE HERE FOR HER, AREN'T YOU!!" he shouted again, now beet red in the face and sweating profusely. "WELL I WON'T LET YOU HAVE HER, YOU HEAR?! I SWEAR IT ON MY LIFE; YOU! WILL! NOT! HAVE! HER!!!" As the knight screamed this at his enemy with every thrust of his halberd, Jack's expression fell from one of amused play to something of a quizzical scowl as he took in the words of the knight.
"Hmph..." sighed Jack, now taking a large step back, breaking the focus of the knight, who had been used to the previous distance for far too long. Eyes widened in surprise, the knight almost fell forward with the weight of his last thrust. This gave Jack an excuse to end this pathetic excuse for a fight. With yet another quick step forward, Jack turned to the side and slid down the length of the knight's halberd, stopping halfway to wrap his right arm around the dark wood staff like a snake on a tree branch. This startled the knight, who put his full weight behind him in an attempt to free the halberd by pulling it right out from under Jack's armpit and, hopefully, remove his opponent's arm from its body. However, this proved to be impossible as Jack's vice-like grip over the halberd's staff left the weapon immobile. The knight struggled further and grunted as he tried to free his precious halberd, no longer even thinking about how much danger he was currently in, what with having no means to defend himself against an enemy as close as Jack. It was then that Jack chose to bend the elbow of his arm that was still snaked around the knight's weapon, flexing his bicep to add pressure to the technique.
"GAH!!" exclaimed the knight, surprised. In one swift motion, the knight's halberd was instantly destroyed. The sound of wood splitting filled the air as the staff handle snapped in two, the force of which sent the knight reeling backward from his previous attempt at pulling the weapon free. The bladed end of the halberd was still tucked underneath Jack's armpit, pointing out from his back. His grip now adjusted to the new length of the weapon he stole, Jack then made one final lunge toward the knight, who was still recovering from the disarm. Without hesitation, Jack brought the splintered end of the halberd straight into knight's center. A hollow, metal sound rung in the hall as the knight's armor was dented into his solar plexus, knocking all the air out of his lungs. "G-GUH-HUuhhhhh...!!" With the will to fight effectively knocked from his body, the proud knight slumped to his side, a tear of failure finding its way out of his eyelid as his consciousness faded into darkness.
After a moment of silence in the hall, Jack let the broken halberd fall from his clutches; the sound of wood and steel clattering against marble resounding in the immediate area. Not taking his eyes off the knight collapsed on the floor in front of him, Jack took out a cigarette, scowling in thought as he squinted his eyes while lighting his fresh cancer stick. Blowing out the first puff of smoke with a small "hmph", Jack smiled at the unconscious knight. However, this wasn't akin to his usual, cocky smirks, but rather one of approval. He gave the proud knight's determination a nod and looked over his sleeping form, towards the large broken window. Taking another puff, he turned halfway around and looked down the hall he was originally heading, and reached a brief conflicting thought: which way do I not want to go?
However, that thought would be answered by someone other than Jack...
"Wha--!" sputtered a guard, who had come around the same corner as the last three.
"Hmm?" hummed Jack, turning his attention to the lone man.
"I-I-INTRUDER!!!" exclaimed the guard. He was now shaking with obvious fear. First day newby?
"Heh," chuckled Jack, turning to face the guard now. "You want some to, eh? Alright, bring it on, buddy!" Jack gave the young man an inviting nod while his hands were still in his pockets. It was then, however, the lone guard was greeted by the comforting sight of fellow guards. Four of them, to be exact. Jack laughed at this. "Hell yeah! NOW we're talkin'!" Upon saying this, Jack brought his hands out of his pockets and began cracking the knuckles of one with the palm of the other. Before he could start on the other hand, however, five more guards showed up to back up the initial five. Jack's expression lightened a bit as he saw this, but shrugged it off as nothing he hasn't dealt with before. But then ten became eighteen... And eighteen became... "............." Jack was speechless. His jaw dropped slightly, his cigarette falling between his fancy shoes. He couldn't take his eyes off of all thirty of the guards that seemingly came out of f*cking nowhere.
"Ha... Haha...! YEAH!!" shouted the original guard, feeling brave now that there were 29 of his friends there to back him up. "HOW D'YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!!" Jack closed his mouth as his face fell into a blank expression while he held up a finger before responding with the only response possible...
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Around ten minutes later...
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A few floors above and a couple of halls away from the broken window, a young maid was humming a soft tune as she swept the long rug of the corridor, appearing as though she were having a wonderfully quaint time cleaning up for someone else. Unfortunately, her merry attitude was then interrupted by the sound of what she thought had to be a thousand thundering footsteps heading her way. She turned just in time to see a young man with blond hair and askew blue-tinted sunglasses, dressed in rather handsome attire running for dear life as more than fifty guards were chasing after him without the slightest hint in giving up.
"AAAAHHHH!!!" shrieked Jack as he flew down the corridor like a man on fire. "DON'T YOU GUYS EVER GIVE UP!?!!" He shot straight past a pretty young maid, who followed his blur with her head, a concerned look on her face as he and his pursuers trampled down the hallway, dirtying up the rug once more, until they finally rounded a corner and disappeared from sight altogether.
"Hmm..." pondered the young maid, bringing a finger to her chin out of thought before speaking with a soft voice. "I wonder what that was all about... They were heading in the direction of Miss Cher, too... Hmmm... Oh!" Her train of thought was then cut off once she realized she needed to redo all her previous work in this hall. "This is no time for daydreaming, Fionna! You have work to do!" she said in he third person, a worried look on her face as she hurried to get back to cleaning what she had already cleaned, voicing frantic moans and groans as she tried to make up for lost time...
"Hah! Dumbasses..." said Jack, bellowing out his thunderous scoff in regards to the kingdom's shoddy security. Just then, however, a group of three guards came running from around the corner to prove Jack wrong -- all of whom immediately skidded to a stop, sliding past Jack upon noticing his unfamiliar face. Jack, hands still in pockets, kept walking as though nothing were wrong. The leader of this trio of guards, however, was not so easily fooled...
"Halt!" shouted the knight. "You, with the sunglasses! Identify yourself!" After being addressed so directly, Jack had no choice but to stop in his tracks and turn around to face the knight who was clearly in charge. He turned partway to face him, although not directly, and gave the three guards a raise of his eyebrow.
"Hmm...?" hummed Jack, giving his own chest a point with his finger, as though they might be talking to someone else. "Me?"
"Yes, you!" said the knight. "Do you see anyone else with blue-tinted sunglasses?" Jack wore a look of ignorance on his face as he took a moment to look around the hall, searching for whether or not there might be another person with the same sunglasses as him. Finally, he brought his gaze back to the guards and shook his head lightly as he gave them a shrug.
"Nope, I sure don't." said Jack. The leader of the trio showed his annoyance with Jack's antics immediately, and moved toward him, halberd raised in a threatening manner, upon which the two other guards beside him chose to raise their own swords out of alert.
"You dare act a fool before an Otanis Knight?!" shouted the proud knight, resting the tip of his halberd's blade just under Jack's chin. "I order you to identify yourself!"
"Ah, right, right!" said Jack, a smile forming on his face. "I'm Jack," Giving them a nod, he raised a single hand in greeting. "And who are you~?"
"Jack..." said the knight, pausing for Jack to finish the line for him.
"Huh? Oh! No, it's just Jack." The knight gave him a confused look as he lowered his hold on the halberd for a moment, wondering what this strange man was up to.
"Blasphemy -- every man, woman and child has a first and last name. Now I order you again to give forth your own!" The knight quickly regained his demeanor and pressed the blade of his halberd up against Jack's neck, which Jack instinctively leaned back from a bit, his hands raised in way of surrender.
"Whoa... Careful with that thing! Someone might get hurt..." Jack said this with an apparent worried look on his face.
"Enough games, heathen!" growled the knight, anger clear on his face. It was obvious that this particular man was not so ready to be had by Jack's silly antics. "I'll give you one last chance to identify yourself before I remove your head from your shoulders!" Jack's expression changed from worry to confidence. His lowered brow and wicked grin sent a chill through the air as he spoke these next words...
"I told you already, didn't I?" he said, staring straight into the knight's eyes. "My name is Jack..."
It took the knight a moment to register what this man was implying, and immediately after realizing what he was trying to say, he decided to take no chances by quickly thrusting his halberd forward, aiming for Jack's trachea. This, having been easily anticipated by Jack, proved to be ineffective, as Jack had slid out of the way and to the side, as though his body were made of water, before taking a couple of cautionary steps backward.
"KILL THE INTRUDER!!!" shouted the knight, ordering his men to take up arms against what would likely be the most dangerous adversary they would ever come to face, as he mirrored Jack's back pedal. Crying out with gusto, the two other guards charged forward, swords held above their heads. Jack simply gave them a smirk and took a single step toward them. The two of them were rookies at best -- their lack of strategy proved this, and Jack would be sure to exploit it. Both guards, having simultaneously tried to attack one target at the same pace, were easily passed by. Again, like water, Jack slid between them straight down the middle in a blur of motion as they swung their swords down. As Jack lunged forward, he managed to lock his arms with each guard's own. If time could be stopped for a single instant, this picture would appear to be giving off the slight impression that the guards were dragging Jack off to jail from either side. However, given Jack's confident smirk; it was made clear that Jack was the one in control of this grapple. As soon as he planted his forward foot down onto the marble floor, with his rear foot acting as an origin point for the following technique, the two guards were defeated...
One moment it seemed that the castle's intruder would be slain on the spot. The next, both guards were pulled off their feet and spun like ragdolls. The heels of their boots dragged across the marble floor as Jack pivoted at the center, stirring up dust in the form of a circle around him and the two idiots he was swinging. When he was finished with this quick, two-step movement, both guards were let go -- the momentum of the reversal forcing them to switch places, where they immediately slammed into either wall of the corridor opposite each other. They gave out a yelp of surprise and obvious pain, and slid to the ground, their consciousness soon leaving them stranded.
Jack straightened his position out once again, appearing as he did before his interception of the two guards, a smile still on his face as he dusted his pants off. There was no time to dilly-dally, however, as the knight who was leading the KO'd duo was already on the move to take Jack down himself.
"RAAH!!" he cried, lunging forward with another thrust of his halberd, aiming straight for Jack's face. Jack merely bobbed his head out of the way, returning to his peculiar water-like movements displayed just previously. "DAMN YOU!!" Not giving up, the knight maintained a perfect stance as he kept a rhythm of strikes flowing forward. But this proved to be a fruitless endeavor, as Jack was effortlessly sliding out of the way of each thrust, his eyes closed and his hands in his pockets as he bobbed and weaved -- his calm smile never leaving his face. "GRAAHH!! STAY STILL, YOU LITTLE SHIT!!" Now more than frustrated, the knight began to over-compensate his strength to try and out-maneuver Jack's speed, which ended up making matters worse for the proud knight. Now panting from fatigue, the knight's actions began to slow. However, he wasn't about to give up. He was determined to land at least one strike on the son of a b*tch who dared to break into the king's castle, and worse yet -- the princess's sector... Wait, the princess! So that's what this was about! The knight was sure of it now, as he continued lunging after Jack, who kept dodging. "I KNOW WHY YOU'RE HERE, MONSTER!!" he shouted, never once letting up his advances.
"Oh, is that a fact?" said Jack, mockingly, as he opened his eyes slowly while still dodging around.
"YOU'RE HERE FOR HER, AREN'T YOU!!" he shouted again, now beet red in the face and sweating profusely. "WELL I WON'T LET YOU HAVE HER, YOU HEAR?! I SWEAR IT ON MY LIFE; YOU! WILL! NOT! HAVE! HER!!!" As the knight screamed this at his enemy with every thrust of his halberd, Jack's expression fell from one of amused play to something of a quizzical scowl as he took in the words of the knight.
"Hmph..." sighed Jack, now taking a large step back, breaking the focus of the knight, who had been used to the previous distance for far too long. Eyes widened in surprise, the knight almost fell forward with the weight of his last thrust. This gave Jack an excuse to end this pathetic excuse for a fight. With yet another quick step forward, Jack turned to the side and slid down the length of the knight's halberd, stopping halfway to wrap his right arm around the dark wood staff like a snake on a tree branch. This startled the knight, who put his full weight behind him in an attempt to free the halberd by pulling it right out from under Jack's armpit and, hopefully, remove his opponent's arm from its body. However, this proved to be impossible as Jack's vice-like grip over the halberd's staff left the weapon immobile. The knight struggled further and grunted as he tried to free his precious halberd, no longer even thinking about how much danger he was currently in, what with having no means to defend himself against an enemy as close as Jack. It was then that Jack chose to bend the elbow of his arm that was still snaked around the knight's weapon, flexing his bicep to add pressure to the technique.
"GAH!!" exclaimed the knight, surprised. In one swift motion, the knight's halberd was instantly destroyed. The sound of wood splitting filled the air as the staff handle snapped in two, the force of which sent the knight reeling backward from his previous attempt at pulling the weapon free. The bladed end of the halberd was still tucked underneath Jack's armpit, pointing out from his back. His grip now adjusted to the new length of the weapon he stole, Jack then made one final lunge toward the knight, who was still recovering from the disarm. Without hesitation, Jack brought the splintered end of the halberd straight into knight's center. A hollow, metal sound rung in the hall as the knight's armor was dented into his solar plexus, knocking all the air out of his lungs. "G-GUH-HUuhhhhh...!!" With the will to fight effectively knocked from his body, the proud knight slumped to his side, a tear of failure finding its way out of his eyelid as his consciousness faded into darkness.
After a moment of silence in the hall, Jack let the broken halberd fall from his clutches; the sound of wood and steel clattering against marble resounding in the immediate area. Not taking his eyes off the knight collapsed on the floor in front of him, Jack took out a cigarette, scowling in thought as he squinted his eyes while lighting his fresh cancer stick. Blowing out the first puff of smoke with a small "hmph", Jack smiled at the unconscious knight. However, this wasn't akin to his usual, cocky smirks, but rather one of approval. He gave the proud knight's determination a nod and looked over his sleeping form, towards the large broken window. Taking another puff, he turned halfway around and looked down the hall he was originally heading, and reached a brief conflicting thought: which way do I not want to go?
However, that thought would be answered by someone other than Jack...
"Wha--!" sputtered a guard, who had come around the same corner as the last three.
"Hmm?" hummed Jack, turning his attention to the lone man.
"I-I-INTRUDER!!!" exclaimed the guard. He was now shaking with obvious fear. First day newby?
"Heh," chuckled Jack, turning to face the guard now. "You want some to, eh? Alright, bring it on, buddy!" Jack gave the young man an inviting nod while his hands were still in his pockets. It was then, however, the lone guard was greeted by the comforting sight of fellow guards. Four of them, to be exact. Jack laughed at this. "Hell yeah! NOW we're talkin'!" Upon saying this, Jack brought his hands out of his pockets and began cracking the knuckles of one with the palm of the other. Before he could start on the other hand, however, five more guards showed up to back up the initial five. Jack's expression lightened a bit as he saw this, but shrugged it off as nothing he hasn't dealt with before. But then ten became eighteen... And eighteen became... "............." Jack was speechless. His jaw dropped slightly, his cigarette falling between his fancy shoes. He couldn't take his eyes off of all thirty of the guards that seemingly came out of f*cking nowhere.
"Ha... Haha...! YEAH!!" shouted the original guard, feeling brave now that there were 29 of his friends there to back him up. "HOW D'YOU LIKE THEM APPLES!!" Jack closed his mouth as his face fell into a blank expression while he held up a finger before responding with the only response possible...
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Around ten minutes later...
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A few floors above and a couple of halls away from the broken window, a young maid was humming a soft tune as she swept the long rug of the corridor, appearing as though she were having a wonderfully quaint time cleaning up for someone else. Unfortunately, her merry attitude was then interrupted by the sound of what she thought had to be a thousand thundering footsteps heading her way. She turned just in time to see a young man with blond hair and askew blue-tinted sunglasses, dressed in rather handsome attire running for dear life as more than fifty guards were chasing after him without the slightest hint in giving up.
"AAAAHHHH!!!" shrieked Jack as he flew down the corridor like a man on fire. "DON'T YOU GUYS EVER GIVE UP!?!!" He shot straight past a pretty young maid, who followed his blur with her head, a concerned look on her face as he and his pursuers trampled down the hallway, dirtying up the rug once more, until they finally rounded a corner and disappeared from sight altogether.
"Hmm..." pondered the young maid, bringing a finger to her chin out of thought before speaking with a soft voice. "I wonder what that was all about... They were heading in the direction of Miss Cher, too... Hmmm... Oh!" Her train of thought was then cut off once she realized she needed to redo all her previous work in this hall. "This is no time for daydreaming, Fionna! You have work to do!" she said in he third person, a worried look on her face as she hurried to get back to cleaning what she had already cleaned, voicing frantic moans and groans as she tried to make up for lost time...
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