Dreamweaver
One Thousand Club
Avedon
"I think the big problem with having a haunted leg that moves on its own, is the fact that it might start moving without me." She rubs her eyes with her one good hoof and sighs. "What if the leg starts tripping me? What if it takes off on its own, detaches from me, and then pummels an old mare to death?! What if I am charged with murder for a crime I didn't commit and have to spend the rest of my days in a prison for necromancers even though I don't do necromancy?! THOSE PRISONS ARE BAD AVE! REALLY BAD!"
"I think the big problem with having a haunted leg that moves on its own, is the fact that it might start moving without me." She rubs her eyes with her one good hoof and sighs. "What if the leg starts tripping me? What if it takes off on its own, detaches from me, and then pummels an old mare to death?! What if I am charged with murder for a crime I didn't commit and have to spend the rest of my days in a prison for necromancers even though I don't do necromancy?! THOSE PRISONS ARE BAD AVE! REALLY BAD!"