The Person Above Rolled a 1

Since it's from scratch, you also need to grow the plants and harvest tea leaves first. Well, as you rolled a 1, the plants didn't grow.

I'm trying to watch episode 2 of a series, but roll a 1.
 
You watch the season finale and spoil everything for yourself.

I try to take a potato chip and eat it but roll a 1.
 
You're eating the potato chip just fine, and then... you accidentally bite your tongue.

The doctors would later rule that your last moments in life were "excruciatingly painful".

I try to do everything I can to get fired from my job, but I roll a 1.
 
You're promoted to manager and later are pikced as the replacement for the ceo after he retires due to wacky sitcom hijinks.

I try to catch a Pokemon but roll a one.
 
Hammy uses the seed as makeshift ammunition to distract you while she makes her escape. You find her a year later teaching guerrilla tactics to a very confused mouse and wild rabbit.

I try to vault over a fence, but roll a 1.
 
You fall and break your neck.

I try to say make a good impression on someone I never met, but roll a 1.
 
You decide to woo the stranger with a horrible cover of the song "Call Me Maybe." You end up with a punch to the face.

I'm trying to be responsible and do my homework instead of binging a television show, but roll a 1.
 
You end up watching the whole series, ending up laying in bed and questioning the purpose of your life.

I'm at a restaurant trying to order some food, but roll a 1.
 
You order the food around. The food does not like this. You get food poisoning as a result.

I make an attempt to walk across a beach.
 
You do walk across the beach, and the ocean, to the beach on the other side. Your house is now a quarter of the globe away.

I try to draw a stick-man, but roll a 1.
 
You accidentally drew a hyperrealistic human figure, you are immediately recruited into an art position that you don’t want for the rest of your life.

I jumped and rolled a 1
 
You miss the ground completely and just keep going up for a while. You lose count after an hour, and eventually, you whack into the Space Station.

I try and play the fiddle.
 
Shiyonichi Shiyonichi You missed walking onto the boat and step right into the water.

I try to convince my aunt that essential oils don't replace modern medicine.​
 
You actually manage to convince her, but now she believes that futuristic pills being sold by "respectable doctors" are a magical cure-all, and buys bottles by the crate to sell over Craigslist.

I try to build rocket-powered boots, but roll a 1.
 
You accidentally use the limited edition Build-An-Ugly-Ugg set of instructions and end up with a pair of ugly boots soaked in motor oil. Whoops.

I try to assassinate the president and roll a 1.
 
You roll a one and the boots that are meant to make you fly are suddenly 20 feet below the ground.

Im undercover at a casino in Vegas. My job is to get information from a card dealer. I try to count the cards but roll a one​
 
Your first few hands do not go well, but you've counted cards perfectly, you're sure of it! It must just be bad luck! You continue, becoming so distraught at your lost hands you forget your entire purpose for being there. You lose your last bet and leave the casino in a huff. "Why were you there again?" You wonder.

I try to cook a burger, but I roll a one.
 
While you were trying to cook a burger on the grill, you were fooling around with your "lucky die" at the same time, at least until you accidentally dropped it in the grill somewhere. Oh well, you'll get it later.

Later, some of the customers gave you some nice compliments on the burgers. The taste, the texture, even the smell.

Well, if they love your burgers so much why haven't they shown up at all in the past few months?

I try to steal a helicopter but roll a 1.
 
Turns out the helicopter was so poorly guarded only because it was under maintenance. Motor problems, apparently. You crash only after a few seconds in the air, bringing the cops to you pretty quickly. Hope your lawyer can talk you out of this one.

I try to tie my shoes and roll a one.
 
You take a wrong train and end up in Florida instead.

I'm searching some info on wikipedia and roll a 1.
 
You end up learning everything from what you don't realize is just a troll page.

I try to wake up early but roll a 1
 
You forget to set the alarm and slept through most of the day, and when you do wake up, you're naked in an elevator seconds from stopping on another floor.

I was on my way to return a book, but I rolled a 1
 
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