The Person Above Rolled a 1

[Leon The Needled Riolu]

The cat barks instead.

I try to roll a 20 but I roll a 1.

 

[5cookie]

You roll a -20. You’re dead now

I try to start a Pokémon adoption center, but roll a 1

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I stop you with the power of Team Plasma.

I attempt to summon HeathertheGamer and roll 1.

 

[HeathertheGamer]

You summon me, but I am here to troll everyone.

I try to be nice and roll 1.

 

[Superfly47]

You are nice and you get a Free Hug! (I know it's supposed to be bad, but I can't give up the opportunity to give out free hugs)

I try to tie my shoelaces and roll a 1.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You wear Velcro.

I attempt to change my alignment from Chaotic Evil to Lawful Neutral and roll 1.

 

[Ilikepie]

You become chaotic good

I try to have a pikachu costume party but roll a one

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I throw a Team Plasma party and no one comes to your Pika-party.

I attempt to capture Pikachu and roll 1.

 

[Superfly47]

Instead you get a Penguin

I try to bake bread and roll a 1

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You forget yeast. I have no idea what you just made...

I attempt to bake a simple cake and roll 1.

 

[5cookie]

You bake a simple pie

I attempt to make a cool “Evil School” Type roleplay, but I roll a 1

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Everyone acts like perfect little angels! Leave the sinister stuff to me, little Chibi.

I attempt to make a superhero rp and roll 1.

 

[Ilikepie]

You create N

I try to capture a magikarp in a pokeball but roll a one.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Team Rocket gets it.

I attempt to teach Giovanni the correct way to run a pyramid scheme and roll 1.

 

[Ilikepie]

He builds a giant flying pyramid to try to capture a legendary pokemon

I try to build a snowman with the bat family but roll a one.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

You build a Batman.

I attempt to sell some normal old money and roll 1.

 

[Superfly47]

People think you're crazy since you are trying sell $5 bills for $10.

I try to eat soup and roll a 1

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

People think you're crazy since you are trying sell $5 bills for $10.

I try to eat soup and roll a 1

Or 10$ for 5$...

The soup is water with vegetables floating around and you drink it with a straw.

I try to eat cereal and roll 1.

 

[Superfly47]

Or 10$ for 5$...

The soup is water with vegetables floating around and you drink it with a straw.

I try to eat cereal and roll 1.

I didn't know you could eat soup without a straw.

The cereal is completely frozen. You then realize the world has frozen. Then you freeze as well.

I try to build a time machine but roll a 1

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

I didn't know you could eat soup without a straw.

The cereal is completely frozen. You then realize the world has frozen. Then you freeze as well.

I try to build a time machine but roll a 1

You could just lap it up like the rest of us!

You build a clock. Isn't that what you wanted? Too bad it ticks counterclockwise...

Tiktok

Reply tock after tick. Reply tick after tock. Tick.

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[5cookie]

Nobody joins your game because you never said “_______ But I rolled a 1” So I’m assuming that you were attempting to make people play your game.

I try to make a post that makes sense, but roll a 1

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

Sorry, I don't understand.

I attempted to end this thread by not rolling. Yet and still, 5cookie rolled a 1 for me!

 

[Ilikepie]

You learn that were secretly 5cookie's twin sister 6cookie all along but didn't know it and the thread continues.


I try to bribe the dice gods with your cookies but roll a one.

 

[ShifterOfShapes]

They have no need for likes, for they do not use this site. They do not exist.

I attempted to sue the maker of these cursed dice and roll 1.

 

[5cookie]

You sue a person who made dice that only rolled a 20 by accident.

I attempt to poison myself with potatoes but roll a 1