Birdsie
The God-Emperor of Mankind
(DISCLAIMER: I do not expect this idea to actually survive past the planning stage. If this RP somehow starts and we get people that are genuinely interested and make character sheets; it'd be a f****ng miracle. I'm doing this mostly out of boredom, but rest assured; if this SOMEHOW comes to live I will GM and participate actively, lol.)
The apartment of a high-school student; Damian Wallace is a special place.
Damian spends little time at home, however once he leaves for work, things happen without him knowing.
Furniture, items, even food. They all come to life, armed with superpowers and personalities of their own.
Together, they form a team of superheroes, known only as...
THE STUFFY ITEM STUFF THINGS TEAM™
(TSISTT for short)
Since their original conception in 2015, the miscellaneous items of various nature armed with consciousness and power beyond that of any chair, apple, or human could imagine - they tried to discover how their inane concept came to be, unaware that this is all just fiction written by a nerd who has nothing better to do with his time.(TSISTT for short)
But...
There is one that stands against them. Stronger than all of them. Their Arch-Nemesis: The Sandwichor. A rotten sandwich of unknown origins that vies for supremacy over the world and galaxy, along with his ensemble of evil things.
Sandwichor and his cronies are led by one motive; overthrow the United Nations and rule over the planet, then shave the heads of all humans.
The Stuffy Item Stuff Things Team cannot allow that, because Damian needs his hair damn it! The boy's barely gone through puberty.
Together! They will save the world!
Rules~
- I am always right, even when I'm wrong.
- If I am wrong, refer to the rule above. You read that right.
- All standard RPN rules apply, even if I'm right.
- Be nice to each other. That's right.
- My word is law. And I have role of Judge, Jury and Executor as I pass thy righteous judgement.
- I think it'd be alright to mention that I will play Sandwichor, however you may be one of his numerous henchmen.
- The RP has a plot, but its comic and overall satirical... Alright, I think that's all.
Roles~
- Damian Wallace (NPC): The 18-year old human male unaware of the fact that once he leaves his apartment, the things inside it come to life through unexplained means.
- Sandwichor (
Birdsie
): The evil, rotting sandwich that came to life. Currently believed to be the most complex item revived through unknown means. It has multiple special abilities and is an evil overlord, bent on taking over the world along with it's henchmen. Even Sandwichor and his henchmen don't know where they come from. - Members of the TSISTT (Unlimited): The team of superheroes made up of miscellaneous items that were given life.
- Official Council of Evil Items (Up to 3): Sandwichor's henchmen. Identical to the members of TSISTT.
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