The Last Poster Wins

[Moonie]

Kdkdkjdjjdnd

 

[Zaikeiil]

Spoiler

 

[Moonie]

xD

 

[Darkstar22]

*owl comes in with a letter* the letter says I win.

 

[Zaikeiil]

*Sends owl back with letter that says 'No, I win.'*

 

[Moonie]

...

 

[Zaikeiil]

Yep. It's a thing.

 

[Darkstar22]

*owl looks sad*

 

[Zaikeiil]

Well, I couldn't make a chicken fly. They would just get the crap scared out of them, and go everywhere but where I wanted them to go.

 

[Darkstar22]

I trained a chicken to cross the road.

 

[Darkstar22]

To my dismay there was a restaurant on the other side. Mr.Chipes will be missed.

 

[Zaikeiil]

Please answer the age old question. Why and what did the chicken cross the road? I want to know!

 

[Darkstar22]

Simple. Because I told it to.

 

[Zaikeiil]

I should have known that someone would tell the chicken to cross the road. Here I thought it was to get away from Sanders and KFC.

 

[Reiyumi]

What.


*Amused by the chicken thing though*

 

[Zaikeiil]

To my dismay there was a restaurant on the other side. Mr.Chipes will be missed.

NOOOOOOO!!!! Yes, he will be missed.

 

[Darkstar22]

They made me eat him *visably fails to hold back tears*

 

[Zaikeiil]

He should have been in the KFC Witness Protection Program. It would have protected him from any places that sells fried chicken..

Spoiler

 

[Darkstar22]

I was enrolling him. The day after I got the acceptance letter.

 

[Zaikeiil]

I need to work with them on that. They should have done it within the hour. How many good chickens did we lost for lack of speed? Too many, just too many.

 

[Darkstar22]

I enrolled his children and wife at least. Its what he would've wanted.

 

[Zaikeiil]

Yes, he would have wanted them safe.

 

[Darkstar22]

It was in his will.

 

[archur]

Madamdmamdamda-Chadahoochie-Mamamdamfamdamama-Hoochiecoochie


Oh, oh oh oh,


I win.

 

[Darkstar22]

Nope. Good try.