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Fantasy The Land Of The Rising Sun (OOC Chat)
- Thread starter Cosmos
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Kazehana
Vivacious Flora
Fight me and my cheese
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
You're French, you don't fight, you surrender!
Give me the cheese or I'll turn you into French fries.
Kazehana
Vivacious Flora
That's... they're not even French
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
What about ketchup? Isn't that made from the blood of Frenchmen? I was wondering why they tasted so damned good.
Kazehana
Vivacious Flora
Ketchup is 100% American I have no idea what you're trying to pull here
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Lies! Ketchup is French.
Actually, I'm just saying what comes first to mind so don't think about it much if it doesn't make sense. It wasn't made to make sense.
Kazehana
Vivacious Flora
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
You can't hope to convince me with that gibberish, boyo!
I know you made it all up.
This is what happens if you slam your face into the keyboard.
Kazehana
Vivacious Flora
Listen, I can't get English wiki on my phone. So you can deal
Btw, it definitely discusses how Americans couldn't handle the strong flavor, and they basically had to water it down with other ingredients. Another instance of Americans unable to handle flavor smh
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Yeahhhhhhh??? Well... you can't handle FREEEEEEDOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!
Kazehana
Vivacious Flora
Freedom to drink straight out of a ketchup bottle? I think I'm good
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Kazehana
Vivacious Flora
J'te casserai la jambe et donnerai à manger aux loups tu satané connard
I mean, yeah okay you do that
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Oh yeah? I can do better gibberish than that.
Wjwo nawk jwoip ans ejvn wia wmjpv jw qdnvpw iorabni;oea;bnw!f.';ew!??!
Wjwo nawk jwoip ans ejvn wia wmjpv jw qdnvpw iorabni;oea;bnw!f.';ew!??!
Yennie
I'm bored
Count Gensokyo
You going to stick around or should I plan my funeral now? Because I'm gonna die a painful death if you leave 
Kazehana
Vivacious Flora
The internet thinks this is poorly written Polish. It's not even convincing
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
At least my Polish is better than your imitation of French!
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, jokes aside.... lemme get a little google translate here.
Kazehana
Vivacious Flora
... The only Polish you could pull off is a Polish sausage
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
The Polish have sausages? I thought it was the Germans that had sausages.
No wait a minute, if I read between the lines here you just made a dirty joke.
Kazehana
Vivacious Flora
A what? Where?
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
Oh yeah, I'll make my own then.
At least the Polish have sausages. The French have none.
Kazehana
Vivacious Flora
Uhm, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that's not even remotely true and you knew that going into that sentence
Historical Storyteller
Four Thousand Club
. . . . .
Er, yeah, I think we should stop before this goes weird.
. . . . .
Well, if I think twice about it, I was the one that made it weird.
BubbleButt
TFW 8 seconds have passed after Za Warudo
(Awkward cough to end the conversation)
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