The lair...Erm...Lounge

[Vampunk]

3 hours...


I've been waiting three hours for two subforums...


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Have you tried threatening the staff already?

 

[Isune]

Will I be that kind?


I dunno


You'll have to wait and see~

But I'ms the anxious

 

[StoneWolf18]

Have you tried threatening the staff already?

No.


The Site owner told me to be patient so I didn't want to start anything.

 

[Eternitycode]

@Vampunk @StoneWolf18


What do you even do daily? See which ways are the best to hurt each other? Damn, that's sadomasi- sadistic. Yea, sadistic.


Keep up the good work.

 

[StoneWolf18]

@Vampunk @StoneWolf18


What do you even do daily? See which ways are the best to hurt each other? Damn, that's sadomasi- sadistic. Yea, sadistic.


Keep up the good work.

Naturally.


If she could keep her fangs to herself, we wouldn't have a problem, hm?

 

[Vampunk]

Naturally.


If she could keep her fangs to herself, we wouldn't have a problem, hm?

You do know they have a mind of their own, right?

 

[Eternitycode]

You do know they have a mind of their own, right?

Vampunk, is it true that vampires take certain... Gratifications for sinking their teeth into other's flesh?

 

[Cheryl]

@Vampunk


Is it true that vampires sparkle in the sunlight?

 

[Vampunk]

Vampunk, is it true that vampires take certain... Gratifications for sinking their teeth into other's flesh?

*nuzzles herself into armchair and sips at her cup filled with questionable content*


That's truly a question that has been bothering humankind for over a millenia.


The truth is, if certain vampires are as lazy bums like myself they'd prefer not having to clean the carpet after piercing the main arteries.


It can be best compared to humans liking to drink milk straight from the container and not out of a glass.


It just feels fresher.


*sips from her mug*

@Vampunk


Is it true that vampires sparkle in the sunlight?

If by sparkling you mean painfully sizzling like bacon thrown into a scorching hot pan?


Sure.

 

[Cheryl]

*Gets a torch and shines it on your face*


BURN


*Waits for the sizzling noise to start* 


@Vampunk

 

[Eternitycode]

*nuzzles herself into armchair and sips at her cup filled with questionable content*


That's truly a question that has been bothering humankind for over a millenia.


The truth is, if certain vampires are as lazy bums like myself they'd prefer not having to clean the carpet after piercing the main arteries.


It can be best compared to humans liking to drink milk straight from the container and not out of a glass.


It just feels fresher.


*sips from her mug*

*Drops the potato and watches in roll across the ground*


I want my mom now.

 

[StoneWolf18]

*nuzzles herself into armchair and sips at her cup filled with questionable content*


That's truly a question that has been bothering humankind for over a millenia.


The truth is, if certain vampires are as lazy bums like myself they'd prefer not having to clean the carpet after piercing the main arteries.


It can be best compared to humans liking to drink milk straight from the container and not out of a glass.


It just feels fresher.


*sips from her mug*


If by sparkling you mean painfully sizzling like bacon thrown into a scorching hot pan?


Sure.

-Grumbles- I'm a prime example.

 

[Vampunk]

*Gets a torch and shines it on your face*


BURN


*Waits for the sizzling noise to start* 


@Vampunk

SUNlight and actual FIRE differ from each other...

 

[Sir Pouncelot]

im gone for a couple hours and ya'll get kinky without me. i am personally offended by this, and that no one @-ed me when awful twilight fic was being mentioned.

 

[Zareh]

Where are all my human pals?

 

[Vampunk]

Where are all my human pals?

I've devoured 'em all.

 

[Sir Pouncelot]

I've devoured 'em all.

does this mean you have to be human to be devoured?

 

[Eternitycode]

*Slaps ruler against desk*


*Slowly pulls out a shotgun and sends spit everywhere*


Who ate my Doritos? Confess your sins.


*Glares at @stonewolf18 in particular*

 

[StoneWolf18]

im gone for a couple hours and ya'll get kinky without me. i am personally offended by this, and that no one @-ed me when awful twilight fic was being mentioned.

I can get you the link but be warned, it might cause cancer and AIDS.

 

[Eternitycode]

*Slaps ruler against desk*


*Slowly pulls out a shotgun and sends spit everywhere*


Who ate my Doritos? Confess your sins.


*Glares at @StoneWolf18 in particular*

 

[StoneWolf18]

*Slaps ruler against desk*


*Slowly pulls out a shotgun and sends spit everywhere*


Who ate my Doritos? Confess your sins.


*Glares at @stonewolf18 in particular*

-shoves cheese dust covered fingers into @Vampunk's mouth- waa~~?

 

[Sir Pouncelot]

I can get you the link but be warned, it might cause cancer and AIDS.

ohhh hun, i have more than enough of my own awful twilight fic to increase my chance of cancer ; )

 

[Vampunk]

You don't have to be human to be on the menu...


Everybody's equally tasty

 

[StoneWolf18]

ohhh hun, i have more than enough of my own awful twilight fic to increase my chance of cancer ; )

Wait.


Please don't tell me you WROTE said fanfiction.

 

[Eternitycode]

-shoves cheese dust covered fingers into @Vampunk's mouth- waa~~?

You leave me no choice.


*Inhales dramatically*


*Slowly loads up shotgun*


It's time you MEET YOUR MAKER.


*Whimpers in the corner and thinks about life*