GoldenSlime
"Is Satan a Beagle Puppy?!"
You sit down at a bar stool. The bartender walks over to you. "...Welcome to Jambon Bar," he says to you, sarcastically. He's acting like he doesn't want customers, even though they make him money. You order a glass of water and he sneers. You edit your order as water in a dirty glass. "...That's better," he replies. He talks very quietly and rather sarcastically. You aren't sure if you like him or not. "...This is my bar. I tend it," he says, without you asking, "I take any currency, by the way...people come here from all around...it's fun." You aren't sure if he's being sarcastic about it being "fun" or not. He doesn't talk to you again.
(This is a simple walk-in RP. It's designed for Mary/Gary Sues, self-inserts, annoyingly edgy characters, and the like. The characters can be from outer space, under ground, ANYWHERE. Just go wild and have fun! Don't worry about hitting a post length minimum or being a good writer or having good characters. Just flip out!
-No godmodding. Mary/Gary Sues are A++ but don't control others' characters, please.
-Please don't kill other people without their permission. It's kind of rude.
-You can have as many characters as you can handle.
-Try not to get in fights OOC. Fights IC are A++, broski.
-As a bartender, I'm afraid I do have to cut you off if you get too drunk, but just slip me a twenty and I'll keep serving.
-Yes, I do take any currency EXCEPT body parts. Thanks.
-Romance is fine, but keep it PG-13 please.
-Avoid stereotypes.
-We won't be using Discord or any other outside website.
-You CAN have OCs linked with Fandoms, but please no Fandom characters. For instance: you can have a pony, but not Pinkie Pie. Get my gist?
-Please avoid dancing naked on the tables, it's unsanitary.
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