Sir loin of beef
Two Thousand Club
"get me something that will buzz me" the alien responded to harry
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A smile crept up on her face from Harry's comment about living a lifetime and more, maintained by fresh whiskey being poured her way. "Yeah... does sound like that, doesn't it?" her smile subsides a bit as she looks back into her mind."Sounds like you've had a lifetime and a half already." Harry said as he poured Elizabeth another glass of whiskey. "By all means, tell me your favorites!" The skeletal bartender got visibly exited. As much as one could observe anyway.
"For me? I wanted to kill them. Their bullshit rules about 'interference' to make sure they never take responsibility for the mortal world's happenings. Said their only job is to prevent other dead gods from interfering too much, with all the vagueness that entails," she takes a few sips of her whiskey. Clearly agitated, but it helps calm her somewhat, "For the others... most of them loved the god. Hm, maybe that's too strong. Like, I should say. They liked them," another sip to satiate the nerves, "I left before we could talk with each other much. Said I better get used to my predicament. Such a bother..." she shakes her head, giving a dismissive wave of her arm, "Sorry, that's all I have to say about talking with them. And don't be too jealous of... nevermind, think what you will.""Never could imagine just talking to a god at all though. Let alone the last living one. How did that go?"
"Right then, you said you wanted another beer; anything in particular you're looking for?"
"He's a keeper isn't he? How's your drink by the way?"
Elizabeth squints her eyes. After checking around the room for anyone staring at her unduly, she turns back to Harry, her voice naturally lowering, "To sum it up quickly... I can't age and I can't die. Gakko-mun said - er, the last living god, that's their name - said I have an eternity left to cheer up, so I should start wanting to live my life to the fullest. Pfft, easy for a god to say," a quick sip of her whiskey again. It happens to make her cough this time."Oh?" Something about the way she said the last part piqued his interest. "If you don't mind me asking, what is your predicament exactly? Can swap stories as to we each ended up where we are."
"I heard your Lucifer up and vanished from Kassidy. Real weird that he did that, but isn't the only one. Must have really rocked the rulers off their cushy jobs."