Colosseum The Haunted Insane Asylum

[Alstromeria]

that's if the other person was dead.

 

[MorsArena]

Exactly, you're dead and they're dead. Everyone is happy.

 

[Alstromeria]

then it wouldn't be necrophelia, just two dead people fucking. I actually have a theory on this, would necropheliacs enjoy the zombie apocalypse?

 

[Alstromeria]

Like, you have three necropheliacs. One's like "hey, i wanna fuck a zombie," so he fucks a zombie while it's still undead. So we have live undead sex. Transfer of bodily fluids=he'd end up getting infected. So then he'd be a zombie, and if he continued fucking that zombie there'd be undead undead sex. the other two necropheliacs kill the one zombie and there's dead dead undead sex. They kill the other one and force them together a bunch, that equals dead dead dead dead sex.

 

[MorsArena]

Like, you have three necropheliacs. One's like "hey, i wanna fuck a zombie," so he fucks a zombie while it's still undead. So we have live undead sex. Transfer of bodily fluids=he'd end up getting infected. So then he'd be a zombie, and if he continued fucking that zombie there'd be undead undead sex. the other two necropheliacs kill the one zombie and there's dead dead undead sex. They kill the other one and force them together a bunch, that equals dead dead dead dead sex.

Really screwed up but I like it. xD

 

[Alstromeria]

that's not the best of it, do the same with the second necrophiliac, the third forces him with the other dead necrophiliac, and you have dead dead, dead dead, dead dead, dead dead sex. I mean, that's like, the ultimate goal for a necrophiliac.

 

[Darth Gangsta]

Why the hell are we having this conversation?!

 

[Alstromeria]

cuz necrophilia that's why

 

[Darth Gangsta]

Every ghetto guy thought I was apart of the Cripz because I wore all blue. I nearly got beat up!

 

[MorsArena]

.... Okay O.o

 

[Darth Gangsta]

I know. I'm never wearing blue again.

 

[MorsArena]

That's probably a smart thing to do. xD

 

[Alstromeria]

that has nothing to do with necrophilia. "Why the hell are we having this conversation?" lol

 

[MorsArena]

Can we all agree that the main issue here is that the three of us are bored? xD Necrophilia and gangs aren't exactly normal everyday conversations.

 

[Alstromeria]

you obviously don't know me well, lol

 

[MorsArena]

Fair enough xD Usually my friends (Damn, keep forgetting I have none of those) acquaintances usually resort to horrible jokes when we want weird conversations.

 

[Darth Gangsta]

I scare my friends because I'm too sexy.

 

[MorsArena]

*claps* Nice... That takes some skill

 

[Darth Gangsta]

jk.

 

[MorsArena]

What You don't have that sexy of a body? Man, I was hoping to ask you to come down to the local Haunted Mansion next Halloween. Scare everyone's face off.

 

[Darth Gangsta]

xD


I'm so sexy, it's scary. lol jk

 

[MorsArena]

D; Where is everyone though? We are severely lacking in the human and ghost departments.

 

[Alstromeria]

i'm waiting for others to post \_("/)_/

 

[MorsArena]

In all reality, we (the humans) kind of need Sachi to go and get Katelyn killed so we hear some screams. >.< Astro and I kind of went and made it to where we're waiting for her to come back.

 

[MorsArena]

Same boat as you Astro. v.v We kind of went and took quite a few posts. <.< Blasted Sachi had to go and do that hideous thing called work.