Ms. Sparrow
Queen of SHIIIPS
Azalea: Ooooooh but there’s NOBODY she won’t fight!Angie: *grabs Azalea’s arm Andy forces it down* no... noo... don’t slay the children
Braith: *flips off*
Azalea: Did you see that?!
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Azalea: Ooooooh but there’s NOBODY she won’t fight!Angie: *grabs Azalea’s arm Andy forces it down* no... noo... don’t slay the children
Angie: We are in a strange land full of bipedal cats AND lizards, do NOT start killing the children!Azalea: Ooooooh but there’s NOBODY she won’t fight!
Braith: *flips off*
Azalea: Did you see that?!
Angie: We are in a strange land full of bipedal cats AND lizards, do NOT start killing the children!
Angie: *turns and sees the werewolf* AHHHHH! OH MY GODS THIS PLACE IS CRAZY!
Angie: AH!Ivanna: *blocks another attack from the Werewolf then pulls out her dagger and stabs on its back*
Werewolf: *Does a painful roar then backhands Ivanna in the face, launching her to the other side and landing roughly. Looks at Angie and growls at her*
*laughs at this*Selra: Nords? By my house! Get the hell out you civil war starters!
Angie: AH!
Kyna, my Redguard Companion character: Aela! AELA! NO. NO! BAD AELA! GET BACK INTO JORRVASKR! *slaps the werewolf and be herds it back to Jorrvaskr*
Angie: HOOOOO my GODS!Selra: Harlot did I stutter! *Summons two magical swords* Fuck out o my lawn! I spent 4'000 septims on this place!
Angie: HOOOOO my GODS!
Kyna: *halfway through shoving Werewof Aela into the Underforge* No... NO! Selra this is THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK!
Kyna: Well that’s what happens when you get drunk at the Bannered Mare!Selra: No, I am angry right now! Some asshole up and set me up with a Hagraven! It's either this or there is another last week! Hundreds of bandits, and arguably innocent stormcloaks.
Angie: HOW CAN YOU GET A MAP THIS WRONG?!Azalea: LETS GET THE F OUT OF HERE
Random Stormcloak: You! If you were a true Nord of Skyrim, you’d join Ulfric, the rightful ruler of Skyrim!
Azalea: Oh shit...I think I grabbed the wrong map...wait...what the hell is a Nord?! *gets picked up by Angie* AHHHHHH ANGIE WTF—-
Angie: HOW CAN YOU GET A MAP THIS WRONG?!
Oldies Battle-Born: OLFRID.
Angie: AH, SHIT!
Olfrid Battle-Born: PATRON OF THE GREAT CLAN BATTLE-BORN.
Angie: *turns and runs in the opposites direction* THESE PEOPLE ARE SO STRANGE
Angie: WE CAME OFF THE COAST, YOU FOOL! We have to go back to that SNOWY BUTTCRACK OF A CITY
Truly, this is the crossover that I never knew I needed in my life.
Angie: AH, THEY’RE CASTING MAGIC SPELLS! *catches Cali and hauls her over her shoulder as well* LETS JUST GO! gogogo! *runs off back towards Windhelm*