Ms. Sparrow
Queen of SHIIIPS
Sparrow: Day 12: it had been 12 days since I started my first walkthrough in the book, I’m starting to feel like I’m the characters themselves
Pffffft Bahahahaha, busted out laughing at this
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Sparrow: Day 12: it had been 12 days since I started my first walkthrough in the book, I’m starting to feel like I’m the characters themselves
Baxter: You were reading Fifty Shades of Grey in front of my son?Ivanna: Azalea was trying to read Clyde Fifty Shades of Grey. So we burned the book.
Raymond: *looks around in confusion* You actually tried reading it to Clyde?Azalea: He wanted to read it! *fails to suppress innocent expression and bursts out laughing*
Ivanna: *scoffs* Oh come on it’s not like I was reading it aloud to the entire room like a book clubBaxter: You were reading Fifty Shades of Grey in front of my son?
Clyde: *looks at Baxter* You know the book?
Raymond: *looks around in confusion* You actually tried reading it to Clyde?
Azalea: *dips her head in gesture to herself* And somehow I’ve ended up getting tied up for it—waaaaaaaaaait *eyes light up mischeviously and looks at Ivanna* Someone’s kinky *winks and busts out into sniggers*Baxter: You were reading Fifty Shades of Grey in front of my son?
Clyde: *looks at Baxter* You know the book?
Raymond: *looks around in confusion* You actually tried reading it to Clyde?
Ivanna: *glares at Azalea with gaze of literally Hades* SHUT.UP.Azalea: *dips her head in gesture to herself* And somehow I’ve ended up getting tied up for it—waaaaaaaaaait *eyes light up mischeviously and looks at Ivanna* Someone’s kinky *winks and busts out into sniggers*
Ivanna: *scoffs* Oh come on it’s not like I was reading it aloud to the entire room like a book club
Ray: *glances at Bax*Azalea: *dips her head in gesture to herself* And somehow I’ve ended up getting tied up for it—waaaaaaaaaait *eyes light up mischeviously and looks at Ivanna* Someone’s kinky *winks and busts out into sniggers*
Ivanna: I didn’t even try to openly discuss!—bah! *throws her hands up* See this is why I stay in my room away from all of you.. *walking out the room*Baxter: Clyde go to your room.
Clyde: *sighs* Okay, okay.
Ray: *glances at Bax*
Bax: Any talk of kinks and other adult matters will not be openly discussed in front of my son. *looks at Ivanna and Azalea*
Azalea: Yeah, IVANNA. *laughs* Yeah yeah fine, I get the point. No erotica in front of Clyde *smirks*Baxter: Clyde go to your room.
Clyde: *sighs* Okay, okay.
Ray: *glances at Bax*
Bax: Any talk of kinks and other adult matters will not be openly discussed in front of my son. *looks at Ivanna and Azalea*
Ivanna: *flips Azalea off before slamming the door to her room*Azalea: *snickers* I think Angie has some secret kinks too...*grins*
Azalea: Yeah, IVANNA. *laughs* Yeah yeah fine, I get the point. No erotica in front of Clyde *smirks*
Angie: *high pitched raptor screech, face bright red at even the mere implication*Azalea: *snickers* I think Angie has some secret kinks too...*grins*
Azalea: Yeah, IVANNA. *laughs* Yeah yeah fine, I get the point. No erotica in front of Clyde *smirks*
Baxter: *cringes at the screech*Angie: *high pitched raptor screech, face bright red at even the mere implication*
Angie: *high pitched raptor screech, face bright red at even the mere implication*
Baxter: *starts walking away*Azalea: *grins* We-ee-el, we-ee-el, wellllll, I’m calling it—she likes foot stuff—WAIT—no no no I got it, she likes *starts listing explicit subjects*
HahahahahahaahahahahaBaxter: *starts walking away*
Raymond: *stuck in his tracks with eyes wide in innocence* . . H-How do you know all that?
Angie: *more shrieking, dare I say it gets even higher pitched* I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HALF OF THAT MEANS?!Azalea: *grins* We-ee-el, we-ee-el, wellllll, I’m calling it—she likes foot stuff—WAIT—no no no I got it, she likes *starts listing explicit subjects*
xD oooooooh one of my favorites imao, I think I played it with the campfire scene, right?
YupxD oooooooh one of my favorites imao, I think I played it with the campfire scene, right?
Azalea: *arches a brow* I had siblings, how do YOU not know all that? *snickers*Baxter: *starts walking away*
Raymond: *stuck in his tracks with eyes wide in innocence* . . H-How do you know all that?
Angie: *more shrieking, dare I say it gets even higher pitched* I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT HALF OF THAT MEANS?!