Fantasy The Doki to End All Doki

[Happy Red Mage]

"...Doomgiver." Kail announced as she drew her blade. The moment that the blade revealed even a part of itself the damage dealt to her was undone. Everything was reflected back to Zuli, causing a small tornado to mess up her clothing. Kail smoothed the wrinkles off her dress. "Hmph, justice is served." She said simply as she finished smoothing her dress.

 

[Chiblis]

Zuli snorted. What a ridiculous weapon. The striped equine might as well give the human a million bits and have ten million rain down upon herself. It's not like you could cut anything with that blade anyway... not that mere metal could hurt alicorns anyway. Zuli was a Super Alicorn Half-Zebra, not a faerie.


She turned to face the Rainbow Kunai Ninja. "Hey Raine, we're having a party over here! Wanna come play?" She called mysteriously, waving her dazzlingly pedicured hooves in the dusk.

 

[Lady Chess]

The bottom line was, the papers were no longer in safe hands and Kokoro had to get them back. She knew The Master was a particularly dark individual and as much as she was into pain and despair, she was not as masochistic as some of the other Outcasts. Kokoro glanced in Kail's direction and knew if she didn't do something, a terribly detrimental Sue battle could break out in the lobby.


Kokoro looked up at Zuli in the sky as the pony straightened herself back out and she summoned Metalmorph. "Alright, I'll play your game, but allow me one condition. If I win and am able to get the papers in one hour, you must hand deliver them to your Queen," she shouted at the alicorn. "If I lose then I will leave your faction's headquarters and never come back." Which to Kokoro really seemed like a win-win scenario. If the mare agreed, she was more tempted to lose than win.

 

[Basacura]

Raine heard the familiar "beep boop bop" of her trusty Royal watch. With a sigh, Raine turned her back to the trio of Misfit Sues.


"Unfortunately, this show-down is going to have to halt for the time being. Being the only half-ram demon in the Royals, I have been called away to more important matter." Raine felt the stress was overwhelming her, which almost made her lose her cool if not for the fact that she was once taught by the master of cool, Kokoshishimumu, who tragically died once he was impaled by Itachi. Had it not been for him, she could have never been able to keep her cool once everyone she loved was burned to a crisp in front of her. She was grateful for that. Her master's teachings, that was.


With that, Raine called for her carriage immediately. When the Pegasus asked where she was heading, her response was a simple "Juuban."

 

[Happy Red Mage]

Kail turned to Raine. "Can I tag along? I don't want to be caught in the crossfire." She said as she set her sword aside. "That and if I stay I'll be tempted to get Farslayer and use it on her." She added.

 

[Fuge74]

Sailor Jupiter and Sailor Mars lead Darth Zaminn toward an unrecognizable Tokyo Tower where the assaulting forces had made it into a fortress. The Party took cover behind what can be assumed to have once been a cotton candy stand. Zaminn brushed off a Kawaii no Kawaii Duse Approval logo and was intently staring at the scarring done to the stand. The metal had been melted rather than burned, like lasers or bent, like bullets. He only knew one race that like to use this kind of weapon the Yuuzhan. He sat there puzzled, Sailor Mars flustered came out, “well, what is it? what has you so puzzled?” Zaminn Explained, “The Yuuzhan can’t be detected by the force, they are really twisted and Reaver like. They don’t have EM signatures so we need to rely on motion sensors and thermal vision… “Zaminn trailed off. Sailor Mars spoke quietly to herself, “I wish Ami (Sailor Mercury) was here *sigh*.”


“Alright here’s the plan,” spoke Zaminn, “I go running strait up and ask if we can pass.” Both of the girls are dumfounded. “I bet meatball head could come up with a better plan,” said Sailor Mars attentively. He got about half way before a beam of light glanced his Armor. He quickly took cover as his suit beeped telling him his shield had been drained. Spot lights turned on dramatically to reveal a shadowy figure of a Girl with mouse ears and a tail. An Evil loli laughter Boomed, aided by well hidden speakers, “oh, how perfect the Kawaii Duse send the one member to a world filled with anime girls and loli, ha ha ha.” Zaminn pulled out his rifle and fired a few shot, he managed to take out the spot lights but a rainbow shield stopped his plasma bolts from hitting her. “What have you done to my friends,” demanded Zaminn. “Sailor Moon I presume, well she is going to have her star seed taken turning her into a parody scout or heartless as some call them,” Sailor Iron Mouse Mocked. “Well if I’m not a Sithspit (“SOB”), oh wait I AM,” muttered Zaminn.


Yuuzhan signatures lined the buildings, he counted fifty or so. It was the most dastardly trap he could think of Yuuzhan to Ghost him and a Loli to keep him pinned, he smerked as any tactical genius would in his position. He had the best plan he could ever come up with. He confidently jumped his cover and… threw his arms up in surrender. No one could see what was going on under his helmet, but no assumptions could not be made.

 

[Chiblis]

Zuli raised her hoof to her muzzle in puzzlement and decided to ignore the rude comment from the human and her silly metal rods. She hadn't counted on the Outcast wanting to actually play with her. What exciting news! Friendship really WAS magic! Zuli did a little dance and felt like singing a beautiful a capella rendition of the Winter Wrap-Up. Suddenly the shamrock-hued mare remembered something!


She straightened up and gasped "OH NO! I just remembered something!" Here the alicorn was playing with all these new friends and she had almost forgotten why she came to the Headquarters in the first place! "Well first I have to warn the high council and the rest of the faction about the sudden increase in desu vampires! Let's not forget who the REAL enemy is, huh?" Zuli teased, giving the elf the greatest gift imaginable of a wink from the super beautiful alicorn. What a generous pony she was.


Kokoro did not appear impressed, and it bothered Zuli at a fundamental level, but she tried not to let the hot-topic-model-esque elf know about it.


Zuli wandered toward a small street vendor's cart near by, still clutching the papers in cerulean magic. They were selling wooden chests and the vendor was an earth pony. Perfect!


"Excuse me kind sir, I'd like to partake of your fine wares." Zuli exclaimed excitedly to the beige stallion.


She thought his mustache looked funny. Mustache was a funny word. Hee hee. Mustache.


The stallion looked confused at her fervor concerning plain wooden chests, but a customer was a customer. He looked her over, assessing how much money he could haggle out of her but soon as he saw her cutie mark he fell instantly in love with her! It was so hard to be loved by EVERYONE but Zuli was a generous pony after all, and time was the least she could give to her adoring fans.


The emerald striped mare noticed a sign that proclaimed the price of the chests to be 10 bits. The stallion immediately offered to pay her 10 bits to take his chest from him, along with his heart and undying love. Zuli happily obliged, being the generous pony that she was.


Chest and papers in tow Zuli returned to the lobby of the castle, setting both down beside Kokoro.


"Okay," explained Zuli importantly as her eyes shone like ice on a flash-frozen salmon "My weakness is earth ponies, as you know, so I 'bought' this chest. See that stallion outside?" The stallion saw her looking at him through the elaborate floor-to-celing stained glass windows and waved wildly at her. "He's an earth pony. Obviously. He made this chest, so I won't be able to open it." Kokoro looked at her with a blank stare, she just really looked like she needed a good night's sleep. Zuli decided to make this quick and easy for her. She was a very generous alicorn. "And I'll put a spell on it with my magic so that you can't open it either. The rules of the game are whoever has the chest by the end of the day tomorrow wins. The loser will open the chest for the winner. But we can meet back here in the morning if you'd prefer. You look exhausted and I have business to attend to here." Zuli offered the Elf a kind smile and her hoof to shake in agreement. Having friends was so MAGICAL!

 

[Lady Chess]

Kokoro looked to the side, wondering why someone like Kail, who despises her faction so much, would willingly go off with another without first being ordered. But then realized she was too apathetic and didn't care.


Kokoro returned her attention to the magical mare and felt a painful shiver down her spine from all the disgustingly sweet feelings of friendship and love emanating from her like a magical fountain. It was throwing off her emo groove and that bothered her. Or did it? Kokoro couldn't tell if it bothered her or if she didn't care. Then she remembered she was apathetic, and didn't care. Zuli threw off Kokoro's emo groove but Kokoro didn't care.


"Whatever," Kokoro shrugged off and she turned to open her dark portal, completely ignoring the gesture for a han-- hoof... shake, thing. "Tomorrow, then." At the last moment before she stepped into the portal Kokoro realized that she was a lot of things, but she wasn't rude. Kokoro might be depressing, dark, solemn, and apathetic, but Momma didn't raise a heathen. She turned back to the pony with a quick, quiet "thank you," but then left before she gave off the idea that she was actually a friendly friend anyone could actually attempt to make friends with. Kokoro was no one's friend. Kokoro is apathetic and, therefore, doesn't care.


When Kokoro arrived back to her room she realized she was so exhausted that she felt sick. But, in a weird--but perfectly normal to Kokoro--that feeling of sickly suffering felt good to her. All the rainbows and comradery of the League of Heart would almost just be enough to thoroughly rot her unmoved and disinterested attitude. Kokoro welcomed the feeling of pain; it was what the world truly was. She stood for a moment in the middle of her room not allowing herself to get comfortable as her own personal form of torture. After appropriately soaking up her self-loathing, Kokoro finally threw off her jacket and plummeted into her bed.


At that last moment before she allowed herself to drift off into the inapprehensible nether, she allowed herself to smile. She was actually excited for tomorrow. Not so that she could get the job done, but just because she was ready to battle someone of similar strength and power. She wanted to put herself to the test and prove she was a true keyblade master. But then, Kokoro remembered she was apathetic and didn't care. So then she went the fuck to sleep. Because Kokoro can curse. Because people who don't care can curse. And Kokoro doesn't care. Because Kokoro is apathetic. And doesn't care.

 

[Happy Red Mage]

(guys...)

 

[Fuge74]

oh sorry she left after she got pissed with the sight.


fyi anyone trying to play we are gone for another sight.