Reynarda
Nerdy Vampire
"Thank you," Kas said. "See? She doesn't even like me and she can recognize I'm impressive."
"I don't like you, and I don't think you're impressive," Vanya said.
Kas grinned at Renza. "Don't worry, if I sweep Vanya off her feet and start kissing her, I'll push her into a closet, first."
"You sweep me off my feet, and you're going to get taken to entropy-free land again." Vanya seemed more scandalized than Renza pretended to be. "Humans are so loose!"
"That's not just a human thing," Kas said, rolling his eyes. "And don't vampires marry for power, anyway?"
"Not always. But I can't believe you would speak of such things in front of a priest. He might not know about those things."
"I think he knows about sex, Vanya."
Vanya waved that off. She wasn't particularly interested in going back to the talks. She didn't think Leese was, either, but she wasn't allowed to ask questions like that. Once Kas had returned, she said, "What if we ditched?"
"Why, you change your mind about wanting to make out with me in the closet?"
Vanya scowled at him. "It's only funny when I do it. It's not funny when you do it. No, they're only going to argue about what to do and then they'll fight over who gets to send what scientist where. They won't notice if we're gone, and what are we going to add, anyway?"
"You're the time philosopher. The only one."
Vanya shook her head. "They been operating without me for four years and they've made it very clear they can continue to do so. What do you two say? Let's ditch."
Kas knew in his soul that Vanya was up to something, but he didn't particularly want to go listen to the humans and vampires argue, either.
"I don't like you, and I don't think you're impressive," Vanya said.
Kas grinned at Renza. "Don't worry, if I sweep Vanya off her feet and start kissing her, I'll push her into a closet, first."
"You sweep me off my feet, and you're going to get taken to entropy-free land again." Vanya seemed more scandalized than Renza pretended to be. "Humans are so loose!"
"That's not just a human thing," Kas said, rolling his eyes. "And don't vampires marry for power, anyway?"
"Not always. But I can't believe you would speak of such things in front of a priest. He might not know about those things."
"I think he knows about sex, Vanya."
Vanya waved that off. She wasn't particularly interested in going back to the talks. She didn't think Leese was, either, but she wasn't allowed to ask questions like that. Once Kas had returned, she said, "What if we ditched?"
"Why, you change your mind about wanting to make out with me in the closet?"
Vanya scowled at him. "It's only funny when I do it. It's not funny when you do it. No, they're only going to argue about what to do and then they'll fight over who gets to send what scientist where. They won't notice if we're gone, and what are we going to add, anyway?"
"You're the time philosopher. The only one."
Vanya shook her head. "They been operating without me for four years and they've made it very clear they can continue to do so. What do you two say? Let's ditch."
Kas knew in his soul that Vanya was up to something, but he didn't particularly want to go listen to the humans and vampires argue, either.