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Could you stop hamming up these horrible punsJust wait till shade gets thrown . . . Because this piggy knows how to roast
As his god and creator, I can attest to how accurate this post is. Side note, ever have a character so embarrassed that they try to murder INSIDE your heard? Also next reply is mine.SOLIRON CANT BREATHE BECAUSE HE TOO BUSY BANGING PRIDE IN HIS HEAD
Everyone is. He's arugably the hottest character
AND SHUDDUP BACON BITS August
Could you stop hamming up these horrible puns
Which is, unfortunately, always greed.SOLIRON IS THE NSA
HE SPIES ON YOU AND WILL SELL YOUR PRIVATE INFO TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER
Oh sorry, of course... lover boy.IT IS PRIDES TURN
"Get your honey bo-bo 6 piece mcnugget lookin ass out of here before your gravitational pull forces me to get enveloped in your greasy fat folds"Also I know this is a very emotional moment for Seraphim but . . .
"*snorts* You thought you were the closet to Serena? Biittch you mistaken mc'bacon-- there's enough room for one pig on Serena's lap. Git gud son"
-Soliron's face darkens, hands crackling with magic- you say one bad thing about my husband, I'll show you how hot metal can be. And then we'll really hear you sequel.Pride's turn to get slayed with words?
"Get your honey bo-bo 6 piece mcnugget lookin ass out of here before your gravitational pull forces me to get enveloped in your greasy fat folds"
I love how Soliron just threatened gluttony and like all he cares about is roasting Seraph. This is great.
Hehe he could always notice my golum. I've made it clear that my mortal sorcery can be seen through by any sin or virtue that looks closely enough.I honestly adore Ilry the Dark Sage for sticking up for pride
that is real love their
Pride shall ackowledge ths
Tbh Seraphim just got interested in her because she was the only woman to treat him like another human being and not a god or a nutjob
Him's lonely bois
See bois, the secret is to find yourself a MAN that can treat you right... and has godly powers and immortality and looks like god took all the hot guys in the universe and formed them into one being.THREATEN MAH BBBY AGAIN AND I'LL ROAST YOU LIKE THE SWINE YOU ARE
*pride brings out a knife*