The Avatar Above You Went To Jail, Why?

Well you see. They tried to assassinate the president, so they were charged with treason.
 
Using their panda wiles, they utilized their cuteness to infiltrate Washington D.C. after masquerading as a zoo animal, and were allowed straight through the doors to kill the president themselves--then going so far as to frame this cute cat! Fraudulent, traitorous, and almost too cute to execute. Almost.
 
Not using a period at the end of the sentence fragment. :p
 
Using their panda wiles, they utilized their cuteness to infiltrate Washington D.C. after masquerading as a zoo animal, and were allowed straight through the doors to kill the president themselves--then going so far as to frame this cute cat! Fraudulent, traitorous, and almost too cute to execute. Almost.
Ah... no you have found out my plans!

Pushed someone out of an airplane as per Kryptic Kryptic 's suggestion.
Hacked the US government to get illegal information.
 
Accidentally stabbing someone with your beak, even though you tried to explain that it was an accident
 

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