The Avatar Above You Went To Jail, Why?

[the melancholist]

(exactly-)

Blessing a burger made of pringles at the Duchess ceremony.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

Denouncing the royal order to sniff gaseous emissions from a horses rear during a court-sanctioned gaseous emission sniffing contest.

 

[the melancholist]

Gassing Arsotzka

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For always claiming that I do something horrible to the kind nation of Arsotzka!

 

[the melancholist]

(Kolechia will remember this.)

For accusing me of being smart.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

lol

For accusing me of accusing you while accusing each other!

 

[the melancholist]

For not settling our differences and being happy people.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For accusing me of not being happy when in fact I take great pleasure in seeing you taken to jail. XD

 

[the melancholist]

For making me go to jail, so we can be jailmates. >

 

[Simon_Hawk]

(Noooo! lol *tries to break out* Get's thrown back in.)

Gets taken to jail for taking too many people to jail thus overcrowding the Arsotzka prison system with too many needless inmates

 

[official clown business]

The court isn't able to hear any of your testimonies behind all these bars. Neither of you have the authority to jail each other over and over.

For these offenses, the judge declares that both of you are guilty and must be sent to double jail. Think of it like the stronger version of jail... jail².

 

[Simon_Hawk]

(lmao @ jail² )

You have been sentenced to jail for administering jail² while singing this song too darn loud in court

Spoiler: jail²

 

[the melancholist]

For sending the court to jail for singing too loud in Federal Court of Arstozka.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For stealing the identity of the infamous professional nay-sayer, Farticus J. Pentwater.

 

[the melancholist]

For stealing Al Capones identity.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For role-playing cats eating chicken sandwiches at the Mayor's tea-party

 

[the melancholist]

For rping a pig.

 

[PopcornPie]

For playing hopscotch on a construction site.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

For being too darn meta.

 

[the melancholist]

For getting the DM to say "Sure, why not?", then continue to destroy a magic-driven city by making a 500 mile sphere of nullified magic, then somehow awakening the Tarrasque.

 

[Gundam Watcher 27]

For watching Highschool DxD for the action, and not for the plot. Stupid boy.

 

[the melancholist]

For eating the only D20 in the group.

 

[Simon_Hawk]

For pooping out the only D20 in the group and putting it back on the table.

 

[iWriteAboutNothing]

For taking things way too far way too fast

 

[the melancholist]

For not taking this way too fast, and for also ingesting 3 more D20s