The Avatar Above You Went To Jail, Why?

[Collinbu98]

Life in prison for using " to start a quote and ' to end it. Also for lacking proper punctuation to your second sentence. And for calling anything a "Dergon". And for being both a Moderator and a Supporter. And for discrimination of the avatar above you simply for his looks. And for making me come up with so many different crimes to punish you for.

 

[Innue]

For not being a human.

Xenophobia for the win.

 

[Gizaira]

For copyright. I trademarked wearing sunglasses already.

 

[Ms. Sparrow]

Arrested for looking shady.

 

[Gizaira]

Arrested for false imprisonment.

 

[RiversEdge]

Arrested for shoplifting in a thrift store.

 

[Birdsie]

Shot red thunderbolts at innocent memes.

 

[lostwanderer]

Mass murder.

 

[IctoraPost]

Arrested for choking people with flowers.

 

[lostwanderer]

Killing people with paper cuts.

 

[Birdsie]

Learning the insidious nature of her/his/apache helicopter's inner meme.

 

[Gizaira]

For repeatedly ''disturbing the peace''.

 

[Birdsie]

For repeatedly disturbing all of my chromosomes.

 

[Mazz]

Terrorism and attempting to destroy humanity.

 

[;Rain;]

Waves too big, drowned some peeps.

 

[IctoraPost]

Arrested for starting a monsoon and creating those waves

 

[lostwanderer]

Chain mail that came true

 

[RiversEdge]

Arrested for repeatedly breaking into greenhouses and stealing the flowers in an attempt to 'set them free'

 

[Mkirshnikov]

For messing with the professor's tesla coils.

 

[lostwanderer]

For illegal possession of firearms

 

[Mkirshnikov]

For running up to random people on the street and shoving flowers in their faces

 

[lostwanderer]

For pointing out the irony in all this.

 

[Mkirshnikov]

For sleeping and daydreaming in class.

Why you ask, would said person go to jail for this?

This class is in North Korea.

 

[lostwanderer]

For not realizing that I'm currently on summer break

 

[Mkirshnikov]

For going to a fake school

(What kinda school goes on summer break in fucking April XD)