The Avatar Above You Went To Jail, Why?

Arrested for making a squeaking noise as they reach the tip of their voice, mistaking their silent howling for a much more silly howling.
 
This is the Immigration and Customs Enforcement. According to our records, you do not exist and are in fact illegal alien trespassing on US Sovereign Soil. We will be taking you into custody, and you will be deported to your country of origin, Ogreland. You will face trial according to your nation's laws and customs. And finally you will be placed on a watch list and barred from entrance to this country,

AN' IT'Z AN ORK YA GIT!
 
This is the Immigration and Customs Enforcement. According to our records, you do not exist and are in fact illegal alien trespassing on US Sovereign Soil. We will be taking you into custody, and you will be deported to your country of origin, Ogreland. You will face trial according to your nation's laws and customs. And finally you will be placed on a watch list and barred from entrance to this country,

WOTZ AN OGRE? I'Z AN ORK! AMBASSADA ORK WAZZDAKKA NO LESS! YOU CAN'T JUS DEP- DEPO- TAKE ME BITZ AN' PUT ME SOMEWHA ELSE! DAZ AGAINS DA LEGAL GUBBINZ!
 
ARRESTED FER BEIN' A STINKIN', GOOD FER NUFFIN, STOOPID, WEEK, 'UMIE!
 
ARRESTED FOR CULTURAL INSENSITIVITY.


THAT'S HIS RACIAL TONGUE, YOU ... 'UMIE ... I think ...
 
Arrested for being a possible vampire and/or other devious creature of the night.


It's not profiling - it's statistics. It can't be racist if it's math.
 

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