The Avatar Above You Went To Jail, Why?

[junnn]

For eagling the yogurt I’m suppos3 fo eag

 

[ThAtGuY101]

"Slib dabalaba wipnik norshnek bebop bwanydorsha hawani doo keikowa!" Is what the person above me yelled atop the court room table during their parole hearing.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For stealing sparkles

 

[ThAtGuY101]

For licking sparkles off a spoon. That's right. I know what that cat is licking off that spoon. It ain't yogurt or ice cream or anything like that. You got sparkles from the same place I did. No shame in that.

 

[CinnabarIsland]

For keeping All the bells from Tom Nook

 

[ThAtGuY101]

For visiting my house party! It was wild! Half of us got arrested. It was crazy! Person above me was one of the first people to get arrested.

 

[Nicodemus.]

For blinding random pedestrians with dazzling sparkles.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For pretending to be ghost face while killing people > : [

 

[ThAtGuY101]

For watching them kill people and cheer them on.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For thinking I was cheering them on and not trying to survive.

 

[PYTNRP]

For licking the last spoon

 

[Abyss]

ą̵͠v̵̰̳͂̃ì̵͎̻̌n̶̮̟͠g̶͙̯̿͝-̵̞͑H̴̠̮̒ȧ̸ͅy̸̠̾ ̶̹̜͗í̵͙ͅṋ̴̦̇̍c̶̖͐õ̴̫̣̀m̴͖͗p̶̫̏̂r̸̼̻̒é̶͔̖̋h̶͇͌e̶̝̍n̴͕̬͑s̵͎̰̒̒ȉ̶̢̜b̵̤̀ļ̷̩͆ẻ̵͍-̷̠̍̓w̵͔̘̉â̴̩y̶̡̜͊ ̵̜̦͗̊y̸̧̪͊́ṁ̴̥̪͐b̸̻̀o̷̫͌̽l̷̘̒̕ș̸̦́̎-̴̗̃͝s̴̭̊̈ȧ̸̬̃y̴̛͕̾ ̷̲̊͝ǫ̵̗̋̚ṙ̵͚͙̽-̵̝̈́̎f̷̪̼̂͋à̷͖̳̂y̴̝̘͋ ̸͙̀o̶̬̞̽ù̵͈̌r̸̯̒̔-̷͇̲̀w̷͙̖̾͘a̶̯̾y̸͙̣̑ ̵̯̭͝a̵͖̋̊v̵͕̹̅á̵͇̘͊ṭ̸̨͆ã̵̭̃r̷̫̩̅̅-̵̞̰̎̊w̵̻͉̌á̸̰͝y̶̡͔̌͠

 

[ThAtGuY101]

He got arrested for thinking nobody could read his text, gottem!

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

He got arrested for assaulting fellow villagers with a butterfly net

 

[ThAtGuY101]

Person above me was my partner in crime!!! And technically I only attacked people. I'm defending my lil aminal peeple. I know some of them are uglier than sin and denser than lead but I protect them too! I let that poor dumb animal live on my island! And smack it's a abusers with the fury of a god butterfly net which is still pretty potent cause that still hurts. Especially after a barrage of hit after hit.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

I WAS NOT! I was an innocent bystander! The person above me also aided and abetted Tom Nook to commit multiple cases of tax fraud.

 

[ThAtGuY101]

Person above me WISHES they got their basement freeee! Oooh yes! Free-eee-eee eee-eeeeee! That tax fraud was done good stuff! I got this cool basement as a result

 

[Gears]

Tax fraud, mass deforestation, fishing without a license, removing exotic insects from environs, war crimes

 

[ThAtGuY101]

Person above me got arrested for attempting tax fraud. Didn't know how to do it correctly. Didn't ask me to help. Thought it would be easy. They winged it and they got caught almost instantly after they started. "That was quick! Okay, off to jail now" The officer said.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

Wrongfully accusing others of tax fraud when they are the guilty party.

 

[A Hazy Sort of Clarity]

Person above me got arrested for being right.

 

[ThAtGuY101]

Person above me was right, but the judge was bribed, thus person above me was arrested and deemed to be wrong.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For the bribe

 

[Elffri3nd]

Person above me got arrested for pushing objects off of flat surfaces.

 

[Kaiju Cat]

For allowing it to happen.