The Adventures of Adam and Jinx!

[Akibahara]

Jinx perked up, the sound of shots fired immediately firing her up. She fell backwards onto her back, effectively dodging the bullets, as she fired off a cluster of her Flame Chompers, all of them clamping onto the gang members with their steel jaws of motorized death. They gnawed and ripped at their bone and flesh, as Jinx took the opportunity to jump back to her feet, raising her weapons once more. She clicked her tongue.
"You'd think people would learn after I've already killed so many of you! Yeesh, it's like 90% of humanity is brain-dead!"

They screamed, the clusters of Flame Chompers hitting their targets:


- The first one tore apart the main male's legs in a heap of blood, flesh, bone and sinew. It wasn't long before he bled out.


- The second one tore off a female's head.


- The third one ate through the torso of a male's abdomen, probably late 50s at that, he blew blood out his lips, intestines splattering messily onto the earth below...


- The fourth one, however, merely had his hand eaten off. He cried and screamed, but still remained in-tact.

 

[Jeremiah]

She looked down upon the bloody mess of corpses she made, kicking them aside as she stepped through the pools of blood, coming up to the fourth and ripping the gun from his attached hand, kicking him onto his back. It left a bloody mark of her boot on his clothing. She pressed the same boot against him again, keeping him on the ground, a cheerful grin still upon her lips.


She spoke to him mockingly.


"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"


She gasped, sarcastically.


"A man with his hand torn off!"


Then she laughed, kicking him over onto his front. She began stepping away, picking Adam's bleeding body up on the way off.


"And soon-to-be charred corpse!"


With that, every single one of her Chompers erupted in consuming flames, setting every inch of the gang members' pieces of clothing ablaze. Including the one still writhing in pain. She smiled at his screams, coming to the source of the lights.

 

[Akibahara]

She looked down upon the bloody mess of corpses she made, kicking them aside as she stepped through the pools of blood, coming up to the fourth and ripping the gun from his attached hand, kicking him onto his back. It left a bloody mark of her boot on his clothing. She pressed the same boot against him again, keeping him on the ground, a cheerful grin still upon her lips.
She spoke to him mockingly.


"Well, well, well, what do we have here?"


She gasped, sarcastically.


"A man with his hand torn off!"


Then she laughed, kicking him over onto his front. She began stepping away, picking Adam's bleeding body up on the way off.


"And soon-to-be charred corpse!"


With that, every single one of her Chompers erupted in consuming flames, setting every inch of the gang members' pieces of clothing ablaze. Including the one still writhing in pain. She smiled at his screams, coming to the source of the lights.

The bandits burned and burned and burned.


Adam was still alive, almost unresponsive, muttering the simple name of 'Jinx'--his eyes listless, akin to a blind man, "Help..." A trail of blood seeped down his chest cavity, across his girlfriend's pale, partially tattooed body as his vision faded in and out. As she carried Adam, he couldn't help but notice, aside from trying to save his sorry useless ass, the blue glimmering house was merely a few feet away. Jinx managed to carry him for half-a-mile, she may be tired, she may not...


"...Me."


And then...


Nothing.


Except not really.


Adam's eyes fluttered open, examining his new environment: He found himself in a... medical facility? Dunno, that's what it looked like anyway. Pink, purple, and blue graffiti caked the interior, as if an urban artist decided to have their way with the place. Fancy smancy electronics and devices worked on Adam's chest cavity, removing broken bullet shards from his torso, "Aaaaahh! What the hell?!" Whatever that blue glowy crap was, it lead 'em here.

Piltover City.​

 

[Jeremiah]

Jinx perked up at the sound of Adam jumping awake, swiftly greeting him with a loving smooch. She laughed giddily and hopped about in her chair.


"Woohoo! He lives!"

 

[Akibahara]

Jinx perked up at the sound of Adam jumping awake, swiftly greeting him with a loving smooch. She laughed giddily and hopped about in her chair.
"Woohoo! He lives!"

"Jinx, honey, where am I? And... why does everything look like it came from Star Wars? Ugh." He idly glanced over at the wall, an image of Jinx and a smaller girl, Annie, were together, followed by a 'WANTED' poster of Jinx. Damn, that little girl, though, she was familiar! How did he--? Huh? Adam felt a rush of blood seep down his nose, a faint glimpse of a wedding met his vision: Whatever. It was probably nothing.

 

[Jeremiah]

"You're in Piltover! That weird blue thing you saw before you got shot got us-...well...me, back home!"


She felt a bit bad, actually.


"Sorry about, uh...not asking you, but...you were sorta gonna die if I didn't."


She then noticed his interest in the pictures of her and Annie.


"Ooh, and that's one of my friends! Her name's Annie; totally adorable! I heard she just got married to some guy named..."


She looed down, her brows furrowing in confusion.


"...Adam."

 

[Akibahara]

"You're in Piltover! That weird blue thing you saw before you got shot got us-...well...me, back home!"
She felt a bit bad, actually.


"Sorry about, uh...not asking you, but...you were sorta gonna die if I didn't."


She then noticed his interest in the pictures of her and Annie.


"Ooh, and that's one of my friends! Her name's Annie; totally adorable! I heard she just got married to some guy named..."


She looed down, her brows furrowing in confusion.


"...Adam."

Adam shook his head, probably a coincidence anyway, "Yeeeeeah, speaking of that..." He groaned, the machines idly plucked away at his bullet-riddled abdomen, "... Snookums, can you dig in my pocket, please? I think something's stuck down there." Eying his new home, he cocked a brow, "Sugar booger, why is there graffiti of 'YOU CAN'T CATCH ME' and 'JINX WUZ HERE'?"

 

[Jeremiah]

"Ooh! Yeah!"


She swiftly put her hand down his pocket, digging around inside of it. She looked at him intently as he asked about the graffiti.


"I made it! Duh! Why else would there be graffiti there? It's not like anyone in Piltover would do that in my house!"

 

[Akibahara]

"Ooh! Yeah!"
She swiftly put her hand down his pocket, digging around inside of it. She looked at him intently as he asked about the graffiti.


"I made it! Duh! Why else would there be graffiti there? It's not like anyone in Piltover would do that in my house!"

Jinx felt a hard circular object wrap around her index finger. Hm? If she pulled it out, she'd discover a golden engagement ring, only to be met with a brilliant, yet oddly giddy grin by Adam Eberhart, especially due to the fact he was loaded with lead merely a few minutes ago, "Jinx, whose real name I don't know, and I don't friggin' care, will you marry me?" In this moment of truth, he looked up at her with his doey brown eyes, cutely fixing itself against her red hues!

 

[Jeremiah]

Her eyes perked up as she felt the ring slip onto her finger, pulling it out curiously. She looked to it, as her eyes slowly widened. She put a hand over her mouth as she looked to Adam. As she lowered it, she began to stutter. She couldn't get a single straight word out, as her blush showed clearly through her white skin, breaking into a nervous sweat as well. She never really thought she'd ever care about something this much.

 

[Akibahara]

Her eyes perked up as she felt the ring slip onto her finger, pulling it out curiously. She looked to it, as her eyes slowly widened. She put a hand over her mouth as she looked to Adam. As she lowered it, she began to stutter. She couldn't get a single straight word out, as her blush showed clearly through her white skin, breaking into a nervous sweat as well. She never really thought she'd ever care about something this much.

Ooh, Adam was enjoying this, "Jinx, will you marry me, change your name to Mrs. Jinx Eberhart, so we can have five kids, raise them up into beautiful adults and grow old together?" He bit his lower lip, anticipating her response, gently rubbing her fingers on one hand as he calmed his girlfriend, "Shhh, it's alright. We don't have to rush it, love."

 

[Jeremiah]

Jinx's stuttering came to a halt, though she looked away and made a few uncomfortably noises. The whole 'growing old together' thing didn't help with her emotional state...


"I...I...don't know...It's...a lot to think about, y-ya know?"

 

[Akibahara]

Jinx's stuttering came to a halt, though she looked away and made a few uncomfortably noises. The whole 'growing old together' thing didn't help with her emotional state...
"I...I...don't know...It's...a lot to think about, y-ya know?"

"I know honey bun, I know, I just... I dunno... I really, really love you. I've never felt like this to anyone before. Ever. There's just this spark I feel. It's weird!" He felt like such a dumbass after that cheesy ass monologue, but it -was- true. The instant he first lay eyes on Jinx during the Shadow outbreak, he felt nothing but compassion for the psychopath. His psychopath, "I suppose I wanna make it official, huh?" Adam gave Jinx a goofy grin, caressing her free hand against his cheek, kissing her damp palm, "You're nervous. Really nervous."

 

[Jeremiah]

"Y-Yes! I am! Very nervous! Wouldn't you be?!"


She was swiftly becoming flustered, too. All these emotions coming out at once! It...scared her. She was almost in tears, her passion swiftly rising. She soon fell into Adam's arms just as her stolen nano-machines finished patching him up, putting her arms around him. Just as a furry, pint-sized...thing, ran up and jumped onto both of them, shouting, while shaking some sort of bone rattle.


"Demagliooooooooooooooooo!"

 

[Akibahara]

"Y-Yes! I am! Very nervous! Wouldn't you be?!"
She was swiftly becoming flustered, too. All these emotions coming out at once! It...scared her. She was almost in tears, her passion swiftly rising. She soon fell into Adam's arms just as her stolen nano-machines finished patching him up, putting her arms around him. Just as a furry, pint-sized...thing, ran up and jumped onto both of them, shouting.


"Demagliooooooooooooooooo!"

Adam chuckled, his wounds healed up completely, leaving a few definite scars but-- nothing to be worried about, it was pretty sexy, honestly. He snuggled up next to Jinx just as-- this cute, furry cuddly thing ran up to them, "Aww! How cute!" He chuckled, extending a hand toward the jumpy little thing, "And who might you be?" It was so, so friggin' adorable! Adam just wanted to hold it forever! "Oooh, is that our new pet? For the, uh, you know, kids if we... ever decide to have any, that is." He blushed a deep hue of red, awaiting for the cute furry creature to jump on them and grace the couple with it's cuteness! ^.^

 

[Jeremiah]

Jinx leaned away a bit, turning her head to view the little yordle. She smiled at it as it jumped at Adam's hand, clinging onto it as it's tail wagged about. She ruffled up its fur with a laugh.


"His name's Gnar, a killer little yordle!"


She laughed again as he jumped right in between the two, shouting his own name.


"He ran into my house as the cops were looking for him...he had blood all over his fur."


She smiled at him sweetly, as he smiled back.


"He must have killed an entire gang! He's been my little companion ever since. Though, I wouldn't call him a "pet"."

 

[Akibahara]

Jinx leaned away a bit, turning her head to view the little yordle. She smiled at it as it jumped at Adam's hand, clinging onto it as it's tail wagged about. She ruffled up its fur with a laugh.
"His name's Gnar, a killer little yordle!"


She laughed again as he jumped right in between the two, shouting his own name.


"He ran into my house as the cops were looking for him...he had blood all over his fur."


She smiled at him sweetly, as he smiled back.


"He must have killed an entire gang! He's been my little companion ever since. Though, I wouldn't call him a "pet"."

Adam merely nodded, sighing as he leaned on Jinx's tiny mounds, "He's so, so cute. I want to hug him, like, forever!" He giggled, shortly before examining the picture on the wall, "Annie, Annie, Annie... I feel like I know her somehow! Hey, sweetheart, since I'm well and all, mind if we see Annie tomorrow? I... want to meet her husband. I dunno, I just feel this weird urge. It's hard to explain."

 

[Jeremiah]

"Hm, he is, isn't he? Even when he's big. Though everyone seems to think he's scarier when he's big."


At the sound of the name Annie, Gnar immediately shouted out.


"Tibbahs! Tibbahs!"


Jinx pat him on the head twice.


"Yeah yeah, you'll get to meet Tibbers."


She then looked to Adam.


"And you'll get to meet Annie!"

 

[Akibahara]

Coming 2marro!

MEETS

 

[Jeremiah]

(All aboard the hype train.)

 

[Akibahara]

It's been four hours since they left Jinx's hideout, the wind buffeted against their bodies, creatures scurried across the majestic landscape of Runeterra as - a rhino sprayed with purple graffiti 'JINX WUZ HERE' strode at breakneck speeds toward the Voodoo Lands. Smack! A big-ass mosquito hit Adam right across the cheek, he groaned in annoyance, hugging onto Jinx as they neared Annie Hastur-Eberhart's house: It was a huge Victorian-era looking manor, dark, overlooming and... the sounds of childish laughter?


Annie, who appeared 19 years of age, chased a little girl around in her 'Reverse Annie' costume, while Tibbers merely watched... in a dress, "Hee hee hee! No mommy, don't eat me!" The girl in question had very light tan skin, brown eyes, and was racially considered 25% Filipino, 75% European or white.

She had Adam's facial features.


The little girl, named Janice, ran into a very haunted forest consisting of gnarled tree trunks, ominous shadows lurking in the shade, and now, Adam Eberhart, Jinx's Adam, who ran across the terrain, hunting for the girl, "Holy crap! Wait!"

 

[Jeremiah]

Jinx watched as Adam ran after little Janice, chuckling as she saw Annie chasing after her. She hopped off her rhino and pat his side, as it huffed in return. Gnar jumped onto Jinx's back, shouting and shaking his rattle as he saw "Tibbahs!". Jinx came up beside Annie and shook her shoulder roughly.


"Hey, Annie! Good to see ya again! 'That Janice over there?"


She directed their attention to Janice running off into the forest, though Annie could only look at the man running after her. Though, she just passed it off as Adam running after their daughter.


"Mhm! She's already as good at magic as I am!"


Gnar hopped off of Jinx's back and up to Tibbers, hopping about and clapping his hands together, constantly cheering. Tibbers grinned his unique grin, and put a paw over the wild yordle's head. Annie giggled.


"Who's the little yordle you brought along?"


"Oh, he calls himself Gnar. He found his way into my hideout, and...I just sorta kept him as a pet!"

 

[Akibahara]

Jinx watched as Adam ran after little Janice, chuckling as she saw Annie chasing after her. She hopped off her rhino and pat his side, as it huffed in return. Gnar jumped onto Jinx's back, shouting and shaking his rattle as he saw "Tibbahs!". Jinx came up beside Annie and shook her shoulder roughly.
"Hey, Annie! Good to see ya again! 'That Janice over there?"


She directed their attention to Janice running off into the forest, though Annie could only look at the man running after her. Though, she just passed it off as Adam running after their daughter.


"Mhm! She's already as good at magic as I am!"


Gnar hopped off of Jinx's back and up to Tibbers, hopping about and clapping his hands together, constantly cheering. Tibbers grinned his unique grin, and put a paw over the wild yordle's head. Annie giggled.


"Who's the little yordle you brought along?"


"Oh, he calls himself Gnar. He found his way into my hideout, and...I just sorta kept him as a pet!"

Adam huffed and puffed, lost in the haunted forest as he looked around for the little girl-- she was no where to be found, "Little girl?" Boom. Boom. BOOM. A giant, reptilian type creature lurked deep in the jungle, glaring red-hued daggers at Adam. He looked edible. Holy shit. He fell on his ass, eyes wide in fright just as-- the reptile fell slack, it's massive form drying up like a husk, almost immediately, it skeletalized, rotting away in the jungle terrian...


"What. The. Fuc--?"


"Don't curse, daddy!"


That same little girl giggle, leaping on Adam's back, smothering him with kisses as she hugged him, "Daaaaaaddy!" Uh, what? Adam scratched his head, just... playin' along, "Yeeeeah, that's right. Daddy." He held the little girl in his arms, she snuggled up to him, yawning, "I'm sleepy daddy." He nodded, heading back toward the manor...

 

[Jeremiah]

Jinx smirked as she saw Adam come back with Janice in her arms. She waved at him. As did Annie.


"So, who's that you brought along? He looks familiar..."


"Oh, that's my boyfriend Adam!"


Jinx chuckled and came up to Adam, hugging him tightly, leaving Annie standing there confused, scratching the side of her head. Gnar and Tibbers were still having a romp, though.

 

[Akibahara]

Jinx smirked as she saw Adam come back with Janice in her arms. She waved at him. As did Annie.
"So, who's that you brought along? He looks familiar..."


"Oh, that's my boyfriend Adam!"


Jinx chuckled and came up to Adam, hugging him tightly, leaving Annie standing there confused, scratching the side of her head. Gnar and Tibbers were still having a romp, though.

Adam yawned, with Janice in tow, asleep in his arms, "Man, she kinda looks like me, huh?" He smiled, holding his arms out toward Annie, "Here ya go, uhh, wow you're cute..." Aaaand, much to Jinx's dismay, he said that in-front of her face. He shook his head, coughing, "I mean, hey there, name's Adam." He extended a hand at... her literal husband. I'm serious, he didn't just LOOK like Adam. He -was- Adam. At least, another variation of him from another universe. It makes sense Janice was confused...