Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[Tonstad39]

@Windsock spammed me with 21 notifications

 

[Windsock]

Yes.


@Tonstad39 actually hates living through these posts.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Windsock is my headmate

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is actually ??? (Blue Baby) from The Binding of Isaac

 

[Windsock]

@KuroNoKami39 Actually hates anime.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Windsock is actually the Bloat from the Binding of Isaac

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 never accepted offerings from Isaac

 

[Windsock]

Wait... The Bloat is the zombie peep... Pepe...


...by god. I'm A DEAD FROG MEME!


Also @KuroNoKami39 can nunchuck tornadoes. fuk


@Tonstad39 isn't a neckbeard.

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Windsock is helping feed into my Isaac obsession,


ONE DAY HE WILL BE MINE! 

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is being restrained by a Norse god do to insanity

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 forgets that i am The Lost! therefore, they cannot hold me back! *is actually Lilith...*

 

[Quillicious]

@KuroNoKami39 stole my pants...


pls

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Quillicious TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS!!! I CAN'T SEE!!! *is still Lilith from The Binding of Isaac...AKA- i'm blind*

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 durned a boy into a demon

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is my incubus friend who also doubles as my seeing eye demon

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has the sexiest guide demon ever

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 will now tell me where @Quillicious's pants are because i think i have curse of darkness...*is oblivious to my own blindness*

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 made me remove pants from her head!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 will also remove my blindfold... am i wearing one? i can't tell... ;-;

 

[Quillicious]

@KuroNoKami39 needs to drink this cure disease potion.


((it's secretly just fruit punch. placebo effect ftw.))

 

[Tonstad39]

@Quillicious is lying to my master's face *removes her blindness*

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Quillicious and @Tonstad39 do not realize that my eyes are actually completely gouged out... which is why i wear bandages... even though i don't remember this, i accidentally took an amnesia pill this floor!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 was ninja'd and wins an unwarranted meme

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 will lead me to the next floor so my amnesia clears up... (also... i'm not sure whether i love you or hate you for the meme...)

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is being moved to a second floor balcony