Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[IctoraPost]

@KAmber is an unorthodox untraditionalist.

 

[Tonstad39]

@IctoraPost voted for Muhammed Morsi to be the Islamist president of Egypt

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 was secretly watching us the entire time but choosing not to respond for fear of the alien overlord Beelzatanciferzel

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 Is xenophobic against extraterrestrials, but not earthling immigrants

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is xenophobic against shadow creatures

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is a lier for I welcome shadow creatures on my home planet so why would those of earth be any different

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is a liar as well, for your home planet is the most xenophobic!

 

[Tonstad39]

Only my home country, Klafda, everywhere else is welcoming, @KuroNoKami39 Is just like the other shadow creatures

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 will know i am a shadow creature-plastic-toy-human-demon hybrid! 

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 just had one of her warshippers abducted from her Roswell shrine!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 will help me go on an adventure to save them!!! wait... 'warshippers' are those like my worshippers who ship me with other minor gods and will get into flame wars over who i'm better with? ...

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 No, it's a worshipper who has served on a naval warship, he's still in his Recruit's uniform

 

[MrSquid123]

@Laughing Jack/MTMM is not a pink five headed dragon with purple fur and does not want cuddles 

 

[Tonstad39]

@MrSquid123 is the wealthiest octopus in the world having over $500 million in net worth

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 ...you mean Ted? yeah he's the other definition too, alright, LET'S GO ON AN ADVENTTUUURRREE!!! YOU'RE IN MY PARTY WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! you can be the cynical best friend and i'll be the hopeful optimist hero!!! LET'SA GOOO!!!!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has a UFO above her house as i finish proofreading her bible

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 WOOOOOT! C'MOOONNN! LET'S GOOO!!! *picks you up and carries you to begin our epic adventure quest*

 

[Tonstad39]

*the alien beams up the both of us* as the spacecraft goes into orbit. The Alien asks "So, are there other toy people like you two?" @KuroNoKami39 knows the answer

 

[KuroNoKami39]

"yes and no... i have other disciples but for some reason none of them other then @Tonstad39 are featured in this game...even though most of them would be better for this type of adventure..."

 

[Tonstad39]

The alien asks "So what galaxy to you want to go see? The Miktar empire has territory in all sorts of galaxies" I answer "take us somewhere within the Milky Way, but where you still have territory" @KuroNoKami39 Isn't looking forward to this

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 has been gazed at innocently while being asked "why won't i look forward to this...? and yes, because i'm a god i can break the forth wall!" 

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 has made a grey alien's jaw drop with meta, causing him to ask "Did you create my people as well?!"

 

[archur]

@Tonstad39 likes Tom Brady, he's handsome.

 

[Tonstad39]

@Exiled Ace lobbies for gay rights within his horde's grand council

 

[Pl@inum]

@Tonstad just got reincarnated into life in Antarctica