Tell an outrageous lie about the user above you.

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 was *hic* sposed to take m*hic*e to my AA me*hic*eting last night!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is an adult who's responsible for her own problems and never told me about the AA meeting

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 can *hic* make it up to me by *hic* bringing me the alchama*hic*hol

 

[Tonstad39]

I won't feed into @KuroNoKami39's alcoholism, but I will take her home *gets in 1992 Ford Taurus and drives to her house*

 

[KuroNoKami39]

*slurs* @Tonstad39 loveeesss meee!!! 

 

[Pl@inum]

@KuroNoKami39 stabbed @Tonstad39 while they were unconscious...

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Pl@inum is tryi*hic*ng to ruin the *hic* maagggicc!!

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 needs to get in my car *honks the horn at destination*

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is *hic* taking me to DISNEYLA*hic*ANND!!  *stumbles out of house and gets in car*

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is too drunk to realize that we're actually just going to the outskirts of town to go for a walk

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is *hic* not taking me to *hic* disneyland...? 

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 needs to take a few moments to sober up

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 ain't go*hic*nna tell me when to *hic* stop! i *hic* stop when i da*hic*m well please! *takes out a previously unseen bottle of sake and downs it*

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 is still going to go to the outskirts of town!

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 isn't my *hic* mom! They ca*hic*n't tell me what to d*hic*o! I'm a *hic* big god n*hic*ow! 

 

[Tonstad39]

@KuroNoKami39 needs drastic actiooooon *needs to be wound as I get up onto the freeway* *slumps onto the car's steering wheel as the car speeds up to 60mph*

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is being *hic* wound up by a *hic* drunk *winds up while screaming 'wee!'*

 

[Pl@inum]

@KuroNoKami39 needs to see a mental asylum


and I'm flying behind the car, that's how I am seeing this madness

 

[Tonstad39]

@Pl@inum needs to save me from crashing! *tries to swerve away from a slight bend in the highway*

 

[KuroNoKami39]

@Tonstad39 is do*hic*ing an amazing job of *hic* keeping me enter*hic*tained! WEEEEE!!! *throws hands up like I'm riding a rollercoaster*

 

[Pl@inum]

@KuroNoKami39 doesn't realize I'm carrying the car...


Come on, you can see my wings from the window!

 

[Tonstad39]

@Pl@inum is a lifesaver

 

[Demonhunter]

@Laughing Jack/MTMM Eats puppies and kicks kittens and makes rude gestures at nuns.

 

[Demonhunter]

(I now realize I tagged the wrong person.... but I'll go with it)

 

[MTMM]

@Demonhunter Actually doesn't hunt demons.. He/she flirts with them intensely~